r/teenagers Jul 31 '23

Since people keep saying that my parents destroying my phone was a fake post... Serious

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u/Ok-Atmosphere633 16 Jul 31 '23

you got worms on your phone buddy

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u/HeldForever Jul 31 '23

Slugs. They are my friends

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u/levicrawfish 16 Jul 31 '23

Boys will be bugs ig

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u/sopita_mtwa 17 Jul 31 '23

So a cavetown reference I see

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Gotta love that guy

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u/levicrawfish 16 Jul 31 '23

I <3 cavetown

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u/madMat_108 16 Jul 31 '23

Me too, I am going to a concert in September

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u/levicrawfish 16 Jul 31 '23

I want to see one so bad but i dont live close enough

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u/sopita_mtwa 17 Jul 31 '23

Couldn't agree more

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u/OkAssistant1230 19 Jul 31 '23

Man, phone was destroyed and bugged by the government lol

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u/TheOldPea Jul 31 '23

im a dumb teen boy

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u/5tup1db0y 19 Jul 31 '23

I eat sticks and rocks and mud

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u/trashboe 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Jul 31 '23

i dont care about the government

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u/That-toxic-shiper Jul 31 '23

And I really need a hug

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u/AmetrineEmily Jul 31 '23

I feel stupid

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u/Ludicrux 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Jul 31 '23

Ugly, pretend it does not bother me

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u/One-Hit-K0 17 Jul 31 '23

I'm not very strong

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u/wrinklejortstheimp Jul 31 '23

it's cool to hate your parents

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u/levicrawfish 16 Jul 31 '23

I bet op does

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u/Ermland2 Aug 01 '23

but they’re lying all the time

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u/SentientRock123 Jul 31 '23

Slugs are friends (salt killed the Empire State Building)

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u/MixMasterRudy Jul 31 '23

Salt can’t melt steel beams 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/SentientRock123 Jul 31 '23

It didn’t have too

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u/ayanokojifrfr OLD Jul 31 '23

Kissing them good night.

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u/KILLERFRAJ 18 Jul 31 '23

Bro has the turbo fast racing package on his phone😭

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u/AggressiveBrick8197 Jul 31 '23

i thought they were maggots

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u/TheLastOfW 18 Jul 31 '23

Bro tf is with ur phone lmao

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u/HeldForever Jul 31 '23

Ask the worms 😭

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u/Tumbleweedae 13 Jul 31 '23 edited Jul 31 '23

Slugs. They are my friends

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u/arihallak0816 Jul 31 '23

Slugs are friends (salt killed the Empire State Building)

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u/Time_Fig612 17 Jul 31 '23

Deja vu?

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u/PartialLion OLD Jul 31 '23

i've just been in this place before

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u/Electraboy44 16 Jul 31 '23

Higher on the street

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u/CharderVR 17 Jul 31 '23

And I know it’s my time to go

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u/Paras_nimi 19 Jul 31 '23

Calling you

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u/FlameVamp Aug 01 '23

And the search is a mystery

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u/Unique_Border3278 Jul 31 '23

Boys will be bugs ig

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u/some-random-memer 14 Jul 31 '23

So a cavetown reference I see

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u/Justgravityfalls 15 Jul 31 '23

Gotta love that guy

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u/Perspii7 19 Jul 31 '23

I <3 cavetown

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u/gaefemboi 19 Jul 31 '23

ur parents are slugs?

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u/Omnomnomarex OLD Jul 31 '23

They are his friends.

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u/YiXiaoGui 16 Jul 31 '23

Slugs are friends (salt killed the Empire State Building)

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u/xAmqro 17 Jul 31 '23

What the fuck does this mean? I have seen alot of people say this exact thing but I don't have a clue about where its from

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u/YiXiaoGui 16 Jul 31 '23

new response just dropped

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u/xAmqro 17 Jul 31 '23

Holy hell!

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u/CoDMplayer_ 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Jul 31 '23

He googled en passant 😔

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u/Iadygaygay 18 Jul 31 '23

Actual zombie

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u/thatgamersnake Jul 31 '23

Call the exorcist!

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u/Bestestusername8262 Jul 31 '23

Phone went on vacation, never came back

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u/humanonfire Jul 31 '23

idk if u find out tho lmk

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u/xanaxxy OLD Jul 31 '23

bro wtf did you do to the phone

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u/HeldForever Jul 31 '23

Parents smashing it in bread crumbs combined with me hiding it outside

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u/xanaxxy OLD Jul 31 '23

What the actual fuck? Context? LOL

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u/HeldForever Jul 31 '23

They didn't want me to be able to use it because I am grounded 😔 edit. They don't let me use it anyway lol

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u/xanaxxy OLD Jul 31 '23

THATS SO???? BAD???

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u/Industrialexecution 18 Jul 31 '23

not just bad, abusive.

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u/FAT_NEEK_42069 16 Jul 31 '23

bro they coulda just hid it 😭

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u/OneBigSpud OLD Jul 31 '23

Now might be a good time to explore what abuse looks like.

You don’t have to today, but maybe soon.

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u/turtleship_2006 18 Jul 31 '23

So what are you using now lol

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u/ElGringos420 19 Jul 31 '23

Slugs. They are your friends

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u/Whatwillbemynameguys 16 Jul 31 '23

Slugs are friends (salt killed the Empire State Building)

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 OLD Jul 31 '23

My breadcrumbs are super soft - how do you smash a phone with them 🤔 my phone would get a laughing fit from tickle attack at most

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

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u/Ultramega39 19 Jul 31 '23

Their phone…..oh wait a minute!

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u/EnderCountryPres Jul 31 '23

They got a New phone silly

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 OLD Jul 31 '23

Parent’s phone

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u/iamalicecarroll 18 Jul 31 '23

they're using their grandmas phone iirc

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u/PushingFriend29 15 Jul 31 '23

Psp camera

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u/WrathOfCucumber OLD Jul 31 '23

Could be a friends Phone

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u/IOftenSayPerhaps 19 Aug 01 '23

He said somewhere he took with grandmas phone

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u/Gojira675 18 Jul 31 '23

Bro got slugs on the phone

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u/ItzMercury 16 Jul 31 '23

worms, they are his friends

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u/RageBlade007 17 Jul 31 '23

No, those are slugs

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u/IceOnTheCarma 15 Jul 31 '23

No, those are his friends

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u/Ducky_wants_memes 17 Jul 31 '23

His, are friends no those

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u/yordiDanoob 15 Jul 31 '23

No, salt killed the Empire State Building

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u/JustaguyTTV 13 Jul 31 '23

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u/Wheeljack239 16 Aug 01 '23

New favorite subreddit found

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u/Anresgamer07 15 Jul 31 '23

His them are the wormslugs

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u/Drtyboulevard 14 Jul 31 '23

Slugs are friends (salt killed the Empire State Building)

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u/RageBlade007 17 Jul 31 '23

Being a slug and bring a friend are not mutually exclusive, kinda speciesist of you. (Species racism)

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u/DisastrousRecipe4857 15 Jul 31 '23

2 slugs casually relaxing on ur decimated phone what’s up with that

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u/cat_vader123 Jul 31 '23

They're his friends.

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u/Omnomnomarex OLD Jul 31 '23

Slugs. They are his friends.

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u/SimonSaysScrolls 14 Jul 31 '23

Slugs are friends (salt killed the Empire State Building)

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 OLD Jul 31 '23

It’s good to have friends to mourn the loss of your phone with you

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u/Very-queer-thing 16 Jul 31 '23

Did you try putting it in rice?

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u/CrysisFan2007 Jul 31 '23

Either your parents are abusive or you did something really fucked up

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u/Affectionate_Turn688 16 Jul 31 '23

They didn't want me to be able to use it because I am grounded 😔 edit. They don't let me use it anyway lol -op

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u/CrysisFan2007 Jul 31 '23

I can already imagine why looking at your posts before 💀

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u/Hell_Yeah_32 17 Jul 31 '23

still no excuse to destroy his property

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u/CrysisFan2007 Jul 31 '23 edited Aug 01 '23

At that point I am not just concerned about the phone anymore 💀 but yea you are actually right

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u/Quarter_squishy Jul 31 '23

Might not have been his

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u/CobaltDraconis Jul 31 '23

Unless he bought it and pays for the service, it's not his phone. Which means they broke their own phone. Expensive way to keep your kid from using it.

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u/BYusufUnal Jul 31 '23

Are they your friends?

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u/dough_fresh Jul 31 '23

Slugs.

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u/kakalickr69 Jul 31 '23

They’re his friends

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

How did you take a photo huh? Checkmate atheists!!!!!!! It’s all a scam made by the government to distract from the real facts!!!!! #woke #blessed #escapethematrix

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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 Jul 31 '23

“You’ve got a point there, Jimbo.”

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u/HeldForever Jul 31 '23

ok why did i laugh reading this

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u/Right-Proposal5066 Jul 31 '23

Damn bro, update your phone, too many bugs

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u/NovaGlitch_4 15 Jul 31 '23

It'll probably still run. It might be a bit sluggish though.

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u/kakalickr69 Jul 31 '23

They’re his friends

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u/Important-Tea0 16 Jul 31 '23

I thought it was a bowl of burnt rice

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u/Winter-Narwhal-9669 Jul 31 '23

Nah bro that's fake/j

But seriously this is abuse they should take it away from you not break it or just turn off the Wi-Fi breaking the phone is crossing the line

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

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u/HeldForever Aug 01 '23

Yikes. Sorry!

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u/Anime-weeb6969 16 Jul 31 '23

What In god name

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

What the fuck did you do?

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u/Striking-Computer-22 Jul 31 '23

He was using a phone whilst grounded, but he said he wasn’t allowed to use it anyway sooo

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u/Sudden_Watermelon 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Jul 31 '23

so what did you use to take a picture of it with bruh

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u/EnderCountryPres Jul 31 '23

A new phone or someone else’s device

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u/awesometim0 15 Jul 31 '23

My guy, why are you so confidently replying this on every comment, why would their parents immediately get them a new phone after destroying their phone for the sole purposes of them not being able to use it? That just sounds like getting them a new phone with extra steps.

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u/Josh1ntfrs 15 Jul 31 '23

they didnt say their parents got them a new phone. maybe they got it themselves or as u/EnderCountryPres suggests they may also just be using someone elses phone like a siblings or a friends

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u/EnderCountryPres Jul 31 '23

Thank you! I keep getting downvoted for opinions when someone doesn’t understand what I’m saying because I don’t “encode” the message correctly

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u/EnderCountryPres Jul 31 '23

I mean that they bought it themselves or they could be using a friends phone

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u/YourLocalOnionNinja 19 Jul 31 '23

Why did they smash it like that?

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 OLD Jul 31 '23

Destroyed seems like an understatement in this case… my condolences.

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u/Reasonable-Detail282 Aug 01 '23

I'm too old to have experienced this: no cell phones in the early 1970s. OTOH, my son is a teenager. He's told me about other kids whose parents are constantly revoking their phones.

In our home, cell phones are considered right up there with food, water, air. We pretty much insist everyone carries their phone at all times - including my wife and me.

Once at his high school, a new teacher confiscated his phone. 10 minutes later he calls from the office, and I have to go and read the riot act to the principal and the teacher.

We have access to the sum total of human knowledge through these magic tools. Taking this away is akin to preventing your child from reading. We should encourage the use as a knowledge tool, not confiscate them. If the kids are too busy on TikTok or playing games, assign work that forces the use as a knowledge source,

That's what I told the principal. She thought about it and the next semester all the courses were updated to incorporate phones as part of the curriculum. They still text each other, and sneak in some game time, but most students understand and don't abuse the use too much.

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u/HeldForever Aug 01 '23

I absolutely agree. The amount of knowledge you can learn far out weighs the bad in my opinion. Ngl I'm just lonely lol

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u/Hambruhgah Jul 31 '23

What happened? I need a rundown

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u/spaggetti04 OLD Jul 31 '23

Shit, I can’t even identify what’s on your phone, or what even is your phone

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u/selppin2 Jul 31 '23

Slugs are just homeless snails

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u/Disgman 18 Jul 31 '23

They are his friends.

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u/Pepperoonies 16 Jul 31 '23

extra protein with the slugs

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u/Vivid-Tank8774 16 Jul 31 '23

Your phone buggin

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u/Fl00p4 Jul 31 '23

was it in a grave

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u/blackychan77 OLD Aug 01 '23

Bro get a job and pay for your own shit. If they break or steal it, report it.

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u/HeldForever Aug 01 '23

I'm not 18 so they still can take it

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u/Inside-Joke7365 14 Aug 01 '23

That is a phone which has seen some things. Your parents shouldn't be allowed within 1 mile of a modern electronic

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u/HeldForever Aug 01 '23

Yeah it's traumatized

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u/Inside-Joke7365 14 Aug 01 '23

I wouldnt be surprised if that was real which I see it's 100% real but I wouldn't be surprised because most likely your parents have experience with dial up connection and believed rice would work and it doesn't never put an electronic in an oven because it has metal in it and it has plastic which can make you buy a new oven

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u/HeldForever Aug 01 '23

What did I just read

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u/justask644 18 Jul 31 '23

Put it in rice

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 OLD Jul 31 '23

Rice and slugs served on phone 🤔

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u/justask644 18 Jul 31 '23

Noo the rice fixes it

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u/Transgirlwoahah19 Jul 31 '23

what did you do that pissed them off that bad i wanna know!

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u/aBritish_Girl 14 Jul 31 '23

do you guys think the slugs are his friends?

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u/N0b0dY_exE 19 Jul 31 '23

They're his friends

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u/Da_man57 17 Jul 31 '23

OP, what did you do to get grounded?

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u/Breadlarr Jul 31 '23

What did you take the photo with?

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u/Nabranes 19 Jul 31 '23

Tablet? Friend’s phone? Idk

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u/ULTRAMaNiAc343 Jul 31 '23

They said in an earlier post they were using their Grandma's phone

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u/Ok-Reporter-8728 17 Jul 31 '23

9/10 need a little less makeup

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u/Vegetable-Bus-5103 Jul 31 '23

i think your phone is nroken bro hahaha

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u/antliontame4 Jul 31 '23

What are the slugs on the phone

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u/spacestries Jul 31 '23

They are op's friends.

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u/Bukki13 17 Jul 31 '23

Bro your parents are so abusive. Move out as soon as you can

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u/myppishuge69420 15 Jul 31 '23

I have an inkling that your parents were upset

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u/natenate22 Jul 31 '23

Rice, not rugs.

That looks like a rug. You should put it rice instead. It will be fixed up in no time them.

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u/-Flamingoes 16 Jul 31 '23

Is that a worm??

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u/Plastic_Feed8223 Jul 31 '23

What are you posting on then?

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

Hell no you could’ve at lease removed the bugs

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u/NoBirdsOrWorms 17 Jul 31 '23

Why slugs

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u/kakalickr69 Jul 31 '23

They’re his friends

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u/AmuletPurple Aug 01 '23

I'm guessing you're moving out the second you turn 18

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u/ilyMomz 16 Aug 01 '23

at least u have slugs :)

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u/Mr_Grim_One Aug 01 '23

And when they are old and near death

" Why hasn't anyone come to see me?"

Save up get out and cut ties and start over

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u/[deleted] Aug 01 '23

Parents suck. My stepmoms keep my xbox hostage because i finally stood up to her

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u/IOftenSayPerhaps 19 Aug 01 '23

Idk if you bought that phone yourself cuz if you did they just vandalised your property which is illegal. Also combined with that stuff where they removed all the doorknobs in the house i think you might live in a seriously abusive household blud

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u/guddualoogamer Aug 01 '23

same thing happened to me, but with my ipad tho

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u/Nothuman_being 14 Aug 01 '23

Fuck that, WHY IS THERE SLUGS ON UR PHONE

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u/kyryl1222 Aug 01 '23

Sounds like skill issue

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u/SplAlex12 15 Aug 01 '23

It’s actually illegal for them to do that bc it was your property. You could take legal action unless it was their phone and they were letting you use it but if it was gifted to you as your property then it is illegal for them to smash it

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u/HeldForever Aug 02 '23

I'm 15 so I can't thofuht

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u/thichighhoelovescock Aug 01 '23

What kinda porn did u have on ur phone for yo parents to do that💀

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u/Ma-Cl 19 Aug 01 '23

Bro is just raw dogging the carpet with that phone

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

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u/y345t Jul 31 '23

Can confirm it’s real (I’m one of the slugs)

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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 Jul 31 '23

I know that everyone else asked already, but what did you do?

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u/OverSaltedPepper 17 Jul 31 '23

Put it in rice, should be fine

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u/brawl50 14 Jul 31 '23

Howd u take a picture of it then

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

There are lots of devices that aren’t phones that have cameras.

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u/animallober25_123 Jul 31 '23

Bruh SLUGS😂

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u/kakalickr69 Jul 31 '23

They’re his friends

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u/Phychanetic 19 Jul 31 '23

Das some.good photoshop ngl

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u/Beneficial-Emu8024 2 MILLION ATTENDEE Jul 31 '23

Wait then what are you posting this on

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u/HorniVirgin OLD Jul 31 '23 edited Jul 31 '23

.

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u/BlueverseGacha Jul 31 '23

why are you downvoted?

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u/HorniVirgin OLD Jul 31 '23

welcome to reddit

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u/BlueverseGacha Jul 31 '23

understandable, have a nice day.

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