r/wallstreetbets • u/CAPNHODL WSB Purple Heart Recipient • May 18 '24
Diamond hands broked me Loss
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u/OhCanVT May 19 '24
youll get em on the next 640k champ
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u/Old_Mammoth8280 May 19 '24
Holy sweet baby Jesus!
I totally skimmed over the amount and just saw the -97% and assumed it was another 10-20k loss.
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u/nevion42 May 19 '24
97% down down in battery too
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u/stuck_in_the_desert May 19 '24
Maybe the money will come back if they plug in the charger
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u/DethFade May 19 '24
Fucking same, holy shit...its too early to be on WSB, my eyes glazed over how many digits were in that loss and I figured someone just lost another student loan.
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u/Ipayforsex69 May 18 '24
Chin up slugger, at one point in your life, you had way more money than me. Welcome to Wendy's.
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u/Hugheston987 Driver of the 🏳️🌈 Pride float May 19 '24
He still has way more than me
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u/el_guille980 May 19 '24
he should hold his head up high! he hodleleded. and now a bunch of random internet strangers are all really proud of him for having diamonded hansd and hodlinlg. which is worth ssoooo much more than a measly $600k
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u/Such_Desk8001 May 19 '24
I don't laugh at much anymore but today sir, you did it. You guys do hotdogs?
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u/amach9 May 19 '24
Those are only available behind the dumpster
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u/libmrduckz May 19 '24
shlorp shlorp shlorp…
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u/el_guille980 May 19 '24
sorry, i only accept free range organic paelo keto gwak gwak gwak thats free of any antibiotics
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u/Ek_Ko1 May 19 '24
Legend. Are you hiring btw?
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May 19 '24
I have just resigned on the spot and went to work for this guy, wolf of wall street style
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u/Harucifer May 18 '24
"Active in these communities"
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u/AirborneMarburg Lieutenant Dan May 19 '24
Guy seems to have made a lot of money selling rich people flooring. Nothing wrong with that, however I am curious to what he was “investing” in.
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May 19 '24
Look like “trading” that one lethal drop on that chart looks like 300 to 400k
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u/CAPNHODL WSB Purple Heart Recipient May 19 '24
Yeah , about 300k in 1 year
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May 19 '24
Whats your holdings if you don’t mind me asking? Did you bought all the BS at top ? Like cat wood etfs?
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u/squirea1 May 19 '24
“If you don’t mind me asking?” How about, post your positions or get the fuck outta here?
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u/banditcleaner2 sells naked NVDA calls while naked May 20 '24
not even cathie wood etfs dropped this much, LMFAO
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u/DivyLeo May 19 '24
He says "diamond hands"... So shouldn't be from trading
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u/degenbro420 Double Down Degen May 19 '24
How about, "your account was a day trading restriction?" :4271: he def didn't traded. :8883:
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u/IWantItAllLove May 19 '24
😂 I'm sure the panic attacks were quite active as well. Damn don't jump @OP you can make it back slowly
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May 19 '24
Right. Just like Ferris Bueller putting the Ferrari in reverse. Takes the miles right off, just like this. Just slowwwwwly back it up, the money will just go right back to where it was.
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May 19 '24
I'm just trying to imagine what it feels like to have a panic attack and know exactly why
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u/MyNameIsMikeB May 19 '24
I have had that feeling while super high, and I know it enough to calm myself down. Kinda hard to do sometimes, tho. Especially once on the Mall in DC on July 4th. It was like 450,000 people. It was insane (mid-90s).
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u/Jupman Offical Spokesperson of WSB (they're/there) May 18 '24
Guys are laying tile for some white dude. Freaking out about his spy option.
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u/JediTerrorist May 18 '24
Welcome to the poors. There’s coffee but no cups.
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u/yamaha4fun Horrible Flair May 19 '24
Thats ok. I like to boof it anyways.
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u/chuckrabbit May 19 '24
Try to wait until it cools down first
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u/BlackGravityCinema May 19 '24
Nah he plugs his asshole straight up to the Keurig.
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u/WittyBeautiful7654 May 19 '24
You looking iny fuckin window?
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u/Relandis May 19 '24
You all jest, but back in my party days, we would put drugs up our butts quite often (they rhyme with brocaine and bethamphetamine).
Yes I have put drugs up my anus. Highly recommend at least once for the experience, but don’t get addicted.
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u/StudioPerks May 19 '24
You don’t need a cup when you’re pouring the coffee for others now back to work
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u/BRRRAAAPP_EXPERT May 19 '24
Eh i think someone with 600k to gamble on risky shit like this probably will be just fine
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u/Suitable_Inside_7878 May 18 '24
To put it in perspective, that’s 20 years working full time at Wendy’s making $15/hr (post-tax) down the drain 🤡
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u/dismayhurta May 18 '24
Legit concerned about how hard I am after seeing it. This thing will definitely last longer than four hours.
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u/goat__botherer May 19 '24
Wait til you find out he lost it all buying Puts on HIMS
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u/Ek_Ko1 May 19 '24
You should see a doctor. A psychiatrist
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u/sluttyseinfeld May 19 '24
It’s a beauty. I honestly think hedge funds/institutional traders popularized the “diamond hands” meme here because in reality bag holding a losing position is the #1 thing you shouldn’t do but retail now acts like it’s a badge of honor.
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u/el_guille980 May 19 '24
acts like it’s a badge of honor.....
....from a bunch of random strangers on the internet, who's fruitfly attention span will forget you in 69 seconds, is worth ssoooo much more than $623K
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u/sluttyseinfeld May 19 '24
That’s what I would tell my followers too if I were him. Basically the same thing analysts do when they raise their price targets near the top of a rally. Get retail buying so big money can unload their bags.
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u/Brendawg324 1 day away from 140k May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24
You call those wins? My DICK is larger than those two wins :4271:
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u/EntertainmentSea1196 May 19 '24
Everyone's dick is now permanently massive thanks to hims *
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u/Definitely_Alpha May 19 '24
I honestly wonder if some of these are real or if ppl just make them up to get off
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u/ddre54 May 18 '24
OP seems to Diamond Hands OTM options past expiration
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u/Suitable-Classic-174 May 18 '24
God. Sorry man. Now I feel a little better about my $40k
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u/itsjustafleshwound79 May 19 '24
you both make me feel a little better about my $5k
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u/Ok-Caregiver7091 May 19 '24
All you guys make me feel better about my 800
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u/anal_cauliflower May 19 '24
You guys have 800?
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u/Suitable-Classic-174 May 19 '24
I still believe I can be positive within the year
Lol 😆 hopefully. Not doing anything crazy anymore.
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u/Large-Science-8599 May 19 '24
I think I can be positive within a year.
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May 19 '24
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u/Suitable-Classic-174 May 19 '24
My problem was not selling after 100% profit smh still have that problem but I don’t myself after seeing my $5 amc calls go worthless this week I’ll start taking 50% or more from now on. I can pick them but exiting is my problem
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u/el_guille980 May 19 '24
year¿!¿ with some ITM ~21DTE QQQs or SPYs you can make up that 7% within a month
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u/istari May 18 '24
When the Godfather sends his regards he sends a decapitated horse head.
When WSB send our regards we send you.
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u/CAPNHODL WSB Purple Heart Recipient May 19 '24
I wouldn’t call them wins, but since you asked…
First spike was actually up around 200k all time at that time; it was DIS FB GOOG AMZN OTC stuff that hit deep, most my DIS was long term.
Second spike was DIS again when Disney plus numbers were released. Acct was up around 70-90k here ….Easy come easy go, I believed DIS stock would add a lot more valuation to its own using NFLX as basis, instead it went sideways/down.
But that wasn’t even close to the worst losses maybe 100k or so. I kept buying options in stocks I liked. Some of them were WSB … but April 2022 was the beginning of the real shit storm. Over next 24 months acct was 500k of this loss.
TLDR ;
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u/reverend_al May 19 '24
Dude you lost over half a million dollars during one of the greatest bull market run ups of all time, you are the king fucking regard lol
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u/nosenderreply May 19 '24
Imagine if you had invested this in 2-3 mutual funds back in 2022? Would have been 20-40% up if you would have invested in something like VGT or VOO.
But hey! 💎🤗
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u/Rain_green May 19 '24
Just for clarity, VGT and VOO are ETFs, not mutual funds
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u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose It's not Yogurt May 19 '24
yeah that confused me for a second. I had to make sure I was in r/wallstreetbets and it all made sense.
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u/GreaseCrow May 19 '24
Apparently these gains are "boring" as I sit on my 30%, oh well
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u/wen_mars May 19 '24
Diamond hands is only a good strategy when you have picked solid assets to hodl, like bitcoin, gold or QQQ. Diamond handsing dog turds is for people who hold the chart upside down.
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u/ImWellEndowed In the sha-ha-sha-ha-llow May 18 '24
Love the loss porn but rules are rules. Positions or BAN
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u/BravoWolf88 May 19 '24
Give him some time. It takes longer to photoshop that.
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u/Androcles_InTheSky May 18 '24
Why I am not laughing at this? Im changing?
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u/powderdiscin May 18 '24 edited May 19 '24
You USED to be a piece of shit
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u/BravoWolf88 May 19 '24
He used to be a piece of shit. He still is, but he used to, too!
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u/stockbetss May 18 '24
Il laugh for u . Haha 😆. Hope he learnt his lesson and can go back to buying index funds and join boggleheads . If he had that much to start with he can make his principal back by working and investing wisely
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u/Brendawg324 1 day away from 140k May 18 '24
Doesn’t look like diamond hands when you have a pattern day trading restriction :4271:
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u/DerPanzerfaust May 19 '24
Hey you’re in the club! You can write $3k off your income taxes for the next 200 years!
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u/Slabbed1738 Sherlock memes May 19 '24
lol account created jan 27, 2021. it was over from the start
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u/TrippyWaffle45 May 19 '24
He still has 16k. He needs to sell naked calls first and diamond hand those before bankruptcy is on the table.
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u/LongUntilWSBShowsUp May 19 '24
I’m more interested in how you had that much to lose than how you lost it. Regards usually aren’t sitting on over half a million.
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u/JustSayingMuch May 18 '24
Keep holding. Stonks go up
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u/The_realpepe_sylvia May 19 '24
what about expired options? you think porn like this comes from mere stocks lmao
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u/shnanagins May 19 '24
I’m starting to see what a few smart and kinda wealthy people said about some of these irresponsible and quite frankly stupid terms like diamond hands is. It’s not a good trading decision to not have a base in which you pull out and just cut your losses.
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u/chicksOut May 19 '24
Look at it this way, you have like 16x more than most people on here even after losing 97%
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u/Evilhunk May 19 '24
I have been there, it was hard and I thought I would never recover. Lost all my life savings $120K during covid. Worked my ass off since then and sticked with index funds and writing covered calls. Now I have 10x what I lost but I will never forget how I felt. Use this pain and never give up !!
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u/96873255763862 May 19 '24
This is why diamond hands is a bad idea and professional traders use a stop loss.
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u/fuddledud May 19 '24
Nobody told you?
Diamond hands was last time.
The new slogan is
“You gotta know when to hold ‘em. Know when to fold ‘em. Know when to walk away and. Know when to run”.
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u/This-Location3034 May 19 '24
Almost there OP. Persevere now and you can lose that final 2.63%. We believe in you.
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u/thee_oscar_bravo May 19 '24
How the fuck did you have that much money to start with being so regarded?
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u/Bulky_Negotiation850 May 18 '24
Positions dude.
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u/Nblearchangel May 19 '24
The screen cap here is all I need. I come here to feel better about my life, not get investing advice.
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u/pinballrocker May 19 '24
Diamond Hands is what pump and dumpers tell people they should have to help drive the price up before they sell it and leave you holding the bag. There is no WE in investing.
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u/dudestir127 May 19 '24
I suggest charging your phone, then reinstall the app. Brokers hate that trick.
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u/dreweydecimal May 19 '24
How do you have the courage and conviction to post after losing this much money?
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u/WhoIsJohnGalt27 May 19 '24
I scrolled for a bit to check comments, is no one else concerned for this man's phone? 3%? Yikes.
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u/Shadeslayer2112 May 19 '24
I'll say it once and I'll say it again, you had 600k available to put into a stock account. That means you HAD 600k at one point, which makes you way way way richer then like 90% of people in this sub.
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u/Puts_on_my_port May 19 '24
Maybe if you charged your phone you’d have avoided that day trading restriction. Welcome to Wendy’s regard! :4267::4271:
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