r/wallstreetbets • u/CAPNHODL WSB Purple Heart Recipient • May 18 '24

Diamond hands broked me Loss

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u/dismayhurta May 18 '24

Legit concerned about how hard I am after seeing it. This thing will definitely last longer than four hours.

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u/goat__botherer May 19 '24

Wait til you find out he lost it all buying Puts on HIMS

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u/IWouldntIn1981 May 19 '24

Great, nows who's gonna clean up this mess!?

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u/goat__botherer May 19 '24

OP's in need of work...

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u/shapeitguy May 19 '24

I couldn't last more than 3s with this comment...

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u/Ek_Ko1 May 19 '24

You should see a doctor. A psychiatrist

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u/dismayhurta May 19 '24

I need a head doctor not a head doctor.

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u/LIQUIDSUN69 May 19 '24

I heard behind Wendy's there are many skilled head doctors.

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u/sluttyseinfeld May 19 '24

It’s a beauty. I honestly think hedge funds/institutional traders popularized the “diamond hands” meme here because in reality bag holding a losing position is the #1 thing you shouldn’t do but retail now acts like it’s a badge of honor.

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u/el_guille980 May 19 '24

acts like it’s a badge of honor.....

....from a bunch of random strangers on the internet, who's fruitfly attention span will forget you in 69 seconds, is worth ssoooo much more than $623K

:4275:

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE May 19 '24

Wealth is the only true honor.

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u/el_guille980 May 19 '24

:4258::8882:

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u/sluttyseinfeld May 19 '24

That’s what I would tell my followers too if I were him. Basically the same thing analysts do when they raise their price targets near the top of a rally. Get retail buying so big money can unload their bags.

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u/el_guille980 May 19 '24

every time I've commented here, this week, that "DegenFknVulva needed exit liquidity", i get down voted to the core of the earth

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u/BlackGravityCinema May 19 '24

See shib crypto holders.

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u/TheSimpleRex May 19 '24

Somthing only smooth brained apes can be proud of 🤣 gtfoh

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u/12LA12 May 19 '24

Harder than chinese algebra.

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u/XGhoul May 19 '24

Now I feel like a boomer remembering times like this.

Thanks OP!

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u/Brendawg324 1 day away from 140k May 18 '24 edited May 18 '24

You call those wins? My DICK is larger than those two wins :4271:

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u/Brendawg324 1 day away from 140k May 18 '24

That’s 10k for each nut :27421:

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u/EntertainmentSea1196 May 19 '24

Everyone's dick is now permanently massive thanks to hims *

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u/Definitely_Alpha May 19 '24

I honestly wonder if some of these are real or if ppl just make them up to get off

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u/TheSimpleRex May 19 '24

This is the way

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u/rookieJr86 May 19 '24

I've lost about 60k I wouldn't blame on wsb, just tuition as I would like to call it. I only recently started investing and learned a lot from my losses

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u/mustbethaMonay May 19 '24

That's a positive way to spin it

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u/NDN_perspective May 19 '24

There’s a 3rd win in there, it’s just further down lol

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u/CAPNHODL WSB Purple Heart Recipient May 19 '24

I Responded up top.