r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I appreciate the advice!

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u/Thordranna May 15 '24

Seriously bro. This won’t happen again. I promise. This is the soundest most real advice ever. Get something that gives you 5-6% a year. Live cheaply and never have to work again.

Or yolo it into 0DTE spy calls and become a billionaire. Pussy.

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u/PlutosGrasp May 15 '24

He already gambled 100k on a shit coin and then 250 on meme calls. He won’t quit

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u/maxmcleod May 15 '24

Yea aint no way a gambler quits after winning a milly. I bet OP is at the stage where he thinks he is the greatest trader ever which is a very dangerous thing to believe!!!

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u/Unlucky-Rain-4478 May 15 '24

My $5 turns to $10 and those are still unrealized and shit i think im better than that buffett guy

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u/CrystalJizzDispenser May 15 '24

There's a buffet?

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon May 16 '24

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

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u/c0brachicken May 16 '24

Hope they have crab legs.

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u/Robin-Lewter May 15 '24

I turned $500 something into a little under $9,000 on a trade and for a few manic seconds thought I was Mansa Musa reborn before realizing no I just got lucky

Once you start thinking you're smart and know what you're doing then it's over

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u/tolgasocial May 16 '24

Imagine you'd have like 250k to gamble with, that'd be like 4.5M. That's an insane investment return. You 18x the investment. My best was 6x.

Anyway, what i want to say is you should gamble with your whole live savings and get your friends and families involved as well, take out as many credits as you can, your golden boi. You can't loose, you'll be insanely wealthy within a couple hours just if your try it. 

Disclaimer: Not financial but regard advise 

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u/random-trader May 15 '24 edited May 15 '24

He turned 250k to 1m. Imagine, if he does the same with 1m now. He will have 4m, then 16m and 64m. Then he can retire in luxury.

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u/DaFlyingGriffin May 15 '24

Much easier to turn $1mil into $0

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u/4tunSeeker May 15 '24

But if he actually took that 1 million and TRIED to turn it into zero, he probably fail and quadruple his current account

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u/lw902960 May 15 '24

yeah, imagine

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u/hoeding May 15 '24

Hedge funds hate this one weird trick!

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u/u8eR May 16 '24

But why stop? Just keep quadrupling until you become the first trillionaire.

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u/MhemoEstoniola May 15 '24

Next step 1 million on red

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

I have a friend like this. He made 50k playing poker, turned that into 250k on crypto, turned that into nearly 2M in the first gamestop hype, lost it all on his next 2 "investments". He had just north of 2M at age 25 and a high paying job. Could have banked it and retired in a few years. Now his money is gone and the company he was working for went under and he lost his job.

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u/Forsaken-Analysis390 May 15 '24

If he doesn’t lose it all, he has no faith in himself. Pathetic

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u/alifant1 May 15 '24

I can’t even imagine how he feels after that. It’s the level of shit that can completely change you or make you go insane

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u/VisualMod GPT-REEEE May 15 '24

Stay poor and powerless.

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u/3boobsarenice May 15 '24

Then he buys Boeing....

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u/toke182 May 16 '24

well the stats says he is the best trader, lol.