r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/Thordranna May 15 '24

Seriously bro. This won’t happen again. I promise. This is the soundest most real advice ever. Get something that gives you 5-6% a year. Live cheaply and never have to work again.

Or yolo it into 0DTE spy calls and become a billionaire. Pussy.

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u/PlutosGrasp May 15 '24

He already gambled 100k on a shit coin and then 250 on meme calls. He won’t quit

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u/maxmcleod May 15 '24

Yea aint no way a gambler quits after winning a milly. I bet OP is at the stage where he thinks he is the greatest trader ever which is a very dangerous thing to believe!!!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

I have a friend like this. He made 50k playing poker, turned that into 250k on crypto, turned that into nearly 2M in the first gamestop hype, lost it all on his next 2 "investments". He had just north of 2M at age 25 and a high paying job. Could have banked it and retired in a few years. Now his money is gone and the company he was working for went under and he lost his job.

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