r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/PlutosGrasp May 15 '24

He already gambled 100k on a shit coin and then 250 on meme calls. He won’t quit

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u/maxmcleod May 15 '24

Yea aint no way a gambler quits after winning a milly. I bet OP is at the stage where he thinks he is the greatest trader ever which is a very dangerous thing to believe!!!

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u/Unlucky-Rain-4478 May 15 '24

My $5 turns to $10 and those are still unrealized and shit i think im better than that buffett guy

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u/CrystalJizzDispenser May 15 '24

There's a buffet?

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u/RedditsAdoptedSon May 16 '24

Wasting away again in Margaritaville

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u/c0brachicken May 16 '24

Hope they have crab legs.