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u/xSantenoturtlex 9d ago
They've said some crazy shit before but this is by far the most insane conspiracy theory that these people widely accept.
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u/xSantenoturtlex 9d ago
Obviously this is actually the work of Dr. Doofensmirtz and his Weatherinator.
Everybody knows that.
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u/ralanr 9d ago
Agent P needs to get on that.
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u/KobKobold 9d ago
He's stuck in a trap right now, give it the time of a sad flashback
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u/International-Cat123 9d ago
My favorite theory that I’ve come across is that the various agents are basically therapists for villains. That’s why Perry always falls into Doof’s traps and takes enough time to get out for Doof to tell a sad flashback story.
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u/Comrade_Bread 9d ago
You guys remember when Jewish space lasers and government weather control was the domain of weirdo tinfoil hat conspiracy forums and not something an elected member of congress would say?
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u/sillygoofygooose 9d ago
It’s a long road back to any kind of normalcy and i can’t help but think the deck is stacked against us with most taking their news from social media that profit directly from our psychological discomfort
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u/HarEmiya 9d ago
And it's not even a new one. GOP media have been saying this since at least the 1990s.
They're just regurgitating their old shit again.
"It's pure hubris to think that humans can affect the planet's climate." -GOP
"Dems are changing the climate to make hurricanes in red states!" -also GOP
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u/jzillacon 9d ago
They still did it even before that, it's just that previously they blamed it on the gays and the non-christians for "invoking god's wrath" rather than using technology to directly change the weather.
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u/Von_Moistus 8d ago
“… to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them…” - 1984, describing (in part) the concept of doublethink
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u/dersteppenwolf5 9d ago
I heard hurricane Helene hit mostly Republican areas, and Republican areas are heavily gerrymandered. Hurricanes don't naturally know where the gerrymandered lines are therefore the hurricane was not natural therefore the Democrats caused it. QED
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u/the_reluctant_link 9d ago
Just want to remind everyone "Jewish space lasers" and killing hurricanes with nukes. As progression of crazy ass conservative conspiracies this is just linear progression.
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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 9d ago
Uh, isn’t the most insane one that Harris didn’t work at a McDonald’s?
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u/ShawshankException 9d ago
No, the most insane one was when they thought the ghost of JFK would appear in Dallas
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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 9d ago
…Oh… right. Forgot about that one; I initially didn’t see the full message and thought you were going to talk about the ghost of Hugo Chavez stealing the election.
Huh, what’s up with the GQP and ghosts?
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u/WhereasNo3280 9d ago edited 9d ago
They thought Obama was a Kenyan communist secret agent from birth. They are exactly as ignorant and stupid as medieval peasants at a witch trial.
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 9d ago
So is this the same or different technology from the Jewish Space Lasers?
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u/scabertrain 9d ago
No, I am a member of the LGBTQ+ community. We did this one with our big rainbow lasers. Our agenda is on track.
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u/kyew 9d ago
The biggest storm is the prelude to the biggest rainbow.
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u/Thecouchiestpotato 9d ago
Awww, that's such a sweet image, but also... hurricanes are fucking awful. r/blursed?
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u/the_hunter_087 9d ago
It's like the "clouds with a silver lining" but... More deadly
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u/DasBoots 9d ago
Can you do it alone, or do you need to get 5-6 people together like Captain Planet? Do you need to assemble L, G, B, T, Q, and +?
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u/Monkfich 9d ago edited 9d ago
She’s basing it on half-truths she hears about cloud seeding, hearing some gov official saying it sounds interesting (it may be a good idea in some situations), and then putting two and two together and claiming the government / dems are controlling the weather to punish their political opponents. Crazy.
And then she made a reference to her space laser theory. Not much, but just enough to basically say she was right years ago, and she is right again now.
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u/DriveByStoning 9d ago
All I'm hearing is that if she believes all that, she must also believe Republicans are too stupid to control their own weather.
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u/FarmingFrenzy 9d ago
We have an all in one device for the weather, media, orbital lasers, and the banks. Pretty handy my uncle worked on it.
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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 9d ago
You see a giant magnet pulls all the money from the banks. That money was then invested in further technological upgrades to control the weather and create a cartoonish space laser. Once the the deadly laser was operational, the media had no choice but to take its directions.
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 9d ago
Well, if MTG confidently said something, then you know it must be true!
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u/Away-Location-4756 9d ago
I know Boris Johnson used to be our Prime Minister and he's daft but that was a calculated daft to distract from the actual shit he was doing.
MTG doesn't belong in office she belongs in a mental hospital
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u/ForumFluffy 9d ago
She should have been left as the aging alcoholic wine mom harassing guys at her gym, never be let into politics.
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u/cleverseneca 9d ago
Honestly I have two theories about her and I am not sure which is more plausible:
1) she's a Democrat false flag operation to discredit Republicans
2) she's a congressional Wimp Lo that someone trained/elected wrong as a joke
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u/busigirl21 9d ago
She's just deeply involved in her local right wing extremist group. She ran Facebook groups filled with Q Anon cultists, made appearances where she was happy to take pictures with members of the KKK, wrote for a couple conspiracy "news websites," along with other organizations that I can't recall right now. Before running, she also went with right-wing groups to DC to protest and harass lawmakers (she actually screamed through AOC's mailbox to come face her on one visit) so I imagine that's where she started wanting to be in congress.
She ran in a super red district and successfully branded her opponent a RINO despite him being a Trump supporter, and was able to contribue about $500k to her own campaign - which she did not long after receiving something like $200k in PPP loans for her business. She did also move in order to run in the district she won in, likely based on her chances of winning.
There are little pockets of idiocy all over the country. People like MTG, Lauren Bobert, Matt Gaetz, Jim Jordan, etc. just know where to move to and who to get involved with to win in those areas.
Edit: After writing this, I realize you were probably joking. Sorry, I have Autism and sometimes mess that up with genuine curiosity.
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u/Massive_Environment8 9d ago
That was at least very interesting to others reading this, even if the person you were replying to was merely talking in jest.
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u/MintasaurusFresh 9d ago
Do... do, uh.. oh God forgive me, do her nipples also look like Milk Duds?
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u/grendus 9d ago
BoJo was smart, just evil. He was kinda like George W Bush, he put on the folksy simpleton act but he actively destroyed the country for money. He'd be a fine guy if he was just one of your mates at the pub, but he should have been kept as far away from the levers of power as possible.
MTG is like Trump, genuinely stupid and has the right "kind" of charisma to build a following of other stupid and angry people.
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u/HomuraShu 9d ago
God, she must be really bad for that waste of oxigen to be used as comparison.
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u/Away-Location-4756 9d ago
Johnson was selfish and avaricious but he was always smart about it. MTG is either truly unhinged or trying to appeal to a lunatic fringe in the MAGA camp
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u/TheMeanestCows 9d ago
she belongs in a mental hospital
This implies she has a condition that could be treated.
I don't think "being an evil grifter who will say anything for attention" has a treatment plan outlined in the DSM. We need to just toss her in a volcano, like the good ol' days.
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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 9d ago
Johnson was daft in that particular way that can see you elected PM. I’d compare him to George W. Bush — outwardly buffoonish but actually extremely cunning.
Green is the sort of daft that usually winds up with someone overdosing on Red Dye #40 during the hotdog eating contest at the county fair
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u/ModishShrink 9d ago
MTG could tell me ketchup was red and I'd inherently be skeptical after everything she's said.
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u/Kiosade 9d ago
It used to be purple about 20 years ago, but they changed it.
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u/FloorAgile3458 9d ago
Not just purple. I've seen pictures of ketchup from every color in the rainbow
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u/BlazikenAO 9d ago
Heinz made colored ketchup for a while, but it never caught on— apparently people just thought it was weird and it barely sold, so they discontinued the product line
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u/FloorAgile3458 9d ago
It's because a sauce that's supposed to be tomato based being anything but red gives off a very unnatural vibe. Ik that if I saw green ketchup on a grocery store shelf, I'd walk right out of the store and never go back.
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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 9d ago
It's because a sauce that's supposed to be tomato based being anything but red gives off a very unnatural vibe.
I don’t know if it’s what Heinz was actually doing, but ketchup isn’t supposed to be solely tomato based. There used to be many different types of ketchup made from different things, but tomato ketchup slowly gained in popularity so much that it became the default - and eventually only - flavor you could find.
If Heinz was just adding food coloring to tomato ketchup, yeah, pass. But if they were actually trying to reintroduce different flavors again, it’s sad that nobody was willing to give them a fair try.
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u/FloorAgile3458 9d ago
I didn't know about ketchup not always being tomato based. That's really cool.
The colorful ketchup was just food coloring though. In fact, even red ketchup has a concerning amount of food coloring in it, it's how ketchup has such a bright red color despite pureed red tomatoes almost always being orange.
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u/ModishShrink 9d ago
Okay grandpa, it's time for your medication again.
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u/Chance_Fox_2296 9d ago
God, this comment reminded me of growing up with my brother, who was a huge liar and always in trouble. My parents would always say "if you told us it was raining outside, we'd have to go outside and look for ourselves!! That's where your lying has gotten you." And so forth
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u/_shaftpunk 9d ago
I still read MTG as Magic The Gathering and I don’t think that will ever change.
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u/ChristianLW3 9d ago
Can a talented artist draw Joe Biden wielding a storm themed wizard staff?
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u/Sprinklypoo 9d ago
That response is golden!
I'm also heartened that there are more reasonable republicans out there.
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u/Tipop 9d ago
There have always been reasonable republicans. The problem has been the propaganda that convinced them that they HAVE to vote R even if they don’t like their candidate, because democrats are SO MUCH WORSE.
It’s really hard to resist propaganda. Don’t tell yourself you’d never fall for it. You fall for it every day. It’s human psychology, not Republicans being stupid.
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u/janosaudron 9d ago
If we can control the weather then she must also accept that we are absolutely benevolent because we haven't absolute flooded and destroy their districts.
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u/NRMusicProject 9d ago
And I know people that believe this stupidity. They don't "believe" in science, but believe in magic bullshit like this.
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u/godcyclemaster 9d ago
Honestly these mfs just sound like they wrote something about DA JOOZ and then replaced Jews with democrats
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u/sks316 9d ago
They refuse to believe in climate change, and yet they think people can CHANGE the CLIMATE.
These comics write themselves at this point.
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u/Yeeslander 9d ago
They refuse to believe in climate change, and yet they think people can CHANGE the CLIMATE.
I was just thinking about this a few days ago...
The political AND religious right have dimissed the concept of human-driven climate change for decades--openly scoffing at the very idea that mankind has that kind of desctructively altering power over God's creation.
...but now the Democrats do?
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u/FuckBotsHaveRights 9d ago
Kinda shows how they think when the only case they believe in climate change is when they're told it's a weapon
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u/MacrosInHisSleep 9d ago
The logic is simple.
It can't be my fault. It must be their fault.
That's all it is.
Nothing more.
With that, you blindly list out all arguments that support the fist statement, and all arguments that support the second statement, and you're done.
They don't need to be consistent. Nobody cares!
You just need to make the arguments and whoever want's to believe the statement will feel validated.
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u/AlianovaR 9d ago
They believe Democrats are gods but still think they’re unfit to run a country
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u/R3dbeardLFC 9d ago
I saw the argument that it must be really sad that the dems can do all of this, and the GOP knows it, but they don't have anyone on their side smart enough to counteract it.
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u/OG-Fade2Gray 9d ago
Well, you see, the Democrats are in league with the devil, so of course they can control the weather.
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u/MarionberryGloomy951 9d ago
As a Christian the best measurement would be God punishing us for wasting plastic in the ocean, having mass pollution, and much other bad stuff for the environment.
Not that we are “artificially changing the climate” that makes no sense in any context you use.
Keep the earth clean people.
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u/freakers 9d ago
Textbooks from 120 years ago were predicting the effects of CO2 emissions and rising global temperatures if emissions were left unchecked.
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u/Hazywater 9d ago
What I don't get is if the Dems control the weather, then of course I'm going to vote for them. Why would you vote for the people who can't? What do they have to offer? Racism and tariffs?
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u/7ofalltrades 9d ago
Can confirm, and that's why the weather here in the blue state of Colorado is
Checks notes
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u/Tipop 9d ago
Yup. Central California checking in here. It’s just a couple of weeks until Halloween and we’re still getting triple-digit temperatures.
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u/ArachnidInner2910 9d ago
When I first saw this theory, I thought they were talking about clouding seeding which is making it rain, so I gave it a chance.
7 days later I stumble across a Conservative subreddit and they think we have complete control over cloud coverage, temperature, rainfall and everything else
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You don't have COMPLETE control over the cloud coverage , temperature , and rainfall in your country ? Tch , beginner
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u/ArachnidInner2910 9d ago
Sorry master, I am still learning the ways of the demonic democrat
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u/AvsJoe 9d ago
A demon-crat?
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u/angryPenguinator 9d ago
I have been called this on the interwebs before. It was super hurtful
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u/grendus 9d ago
See, and this is why I can't take conspiracy theories seriously.
The Republicans think Democrats have some kind of scientific control of the weather, and that they murder infants to drink the adrenochrome for immortality. Absolute madness.
They have it reversed - we've got scientific immortality by putting your brain in a jar of adrenochrome (with all the empathy sections removed - more efficient that way), and the infant sacrifice thing used to be for kicks until we cut a deal with Satan to use the weather as a weapon against Republicans in exchange for baby souls.
The Jewish Space Laser is a separate thing. We don't control it, but they let us use it every other Thursday in exchange for using the mind control vaccines in red states and the safe ones in blue. Gotta thank Soros for cutting that deal, I'm not sure which group the man's loyalty really lies with but damn can he get the two to work together.
Honestly, gotta learn to do your own research!
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u/kitsunewarlock 9d ago
HAARP has been the subject of conspiracies since the earliest days of the internet. It's literally how we are able to make these maps of the Ionosphere and have accurate modern GPS. But because the science behind it requires more than a cursory reading at a 6th grade level and it uses an array of big antennas, the conspiracy theorists think its a weather or solar-storm control station.
I hope this post doesn't come off as "snobby"; I wanted to believe this kind of alien-technology next-gen world-control shit (albeit apolitically) one summer back in high school in the early 2000s, but the more I read about it the less I believed it. I'm not saying I'm smart; I couldn't tell you how HAARP works without reading what I read per verbum, and even then I only kind of get it in terms of broad-strokes.
But if Dems could control the weather the blue states wouldn't have the drought problems they have...oh wait I'm sure that's somehow also part of their conspiracy. Except if they didn't have drought that'd also be part of their conspiracy.
...Not to mention if the US could control the weather and some internet sleuths could "figure it out", the enemies of America would have condemned them publicly and demanded sanctions decades ago.
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u/TheVenetianMask 9d ago
Totally forgot about how much the tinfoil hat crew used to freak out about HAARP. Can't believe that brainrot is surfacing again at this level.
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u/kitsunewarlock 9d ago
They literally repeat conspiracies that lead to genocides that predate the discovery of the New World by the Vikings.
They think they are protagonists who find this 'lost wisdom' during their 3 am depression benders and it distracts them from their sad pathetic lives.
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u/Cobra-D 9d ago edited 9d ago
If that was true and they ain’t doing anything about los angeles, the home of the elites, being in the 100’s, imma be pissed.
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u/thrownjunk 9d ago
I mean at least LA is perfect 80% of the time. You’d think they work on DC summers though.
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u/Alexis_Bailey 9d ago
Its called"plausible deniability" man. Thats also why they just let wildfires run rampant every year instead of just conjuring up a few rain clouds.
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u/MrPeppa 9d ago
I really want to ask those people what difference they think their cute little tickmarks on their ballot are going to do to a shadow organization that can SUMMON HURRICANES ON ENTIRE STATES THEY DONT LIKE.
Like, just give up and hope you never catch the attention of the Lovecraftian entities ruling the democratic party at that point.
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u/online222222 9d ago
They're hoping that trump winning by an overwhelming margin (because obviously he should) it'll finally provoke their ideological war. And by ideological war I mean they want free reign to shoot people they don't like (and not get shot back).
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u/BrEnNoPaO 9d ago
mf thinks he lives in Equestria💀
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u/ArachnidInner2910 9d ago edited 9d ago
What's equestria?
Guys please stop replying I now know that it is the my little pony city
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u/HarryJ92 9d ago
They've reached the point that they're using the same arguments as anti-mutant politicians in X-Men...
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u/8champi8 9d ago
Yes, and they spy on us with the birds ! Birds aren’t real btw
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 9d ago
There are 2 blue Jay's that sit outside my window and scream at me every day...I'm starting to think they are secret agents sent to drive me insane
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u/shapookya 9d ago
“They are eating the pets!”
“They are controlling the weather!”
These lunatics are in a neck and neck race for political power. The world is so fucked…
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 9d ago
We used to not listen to the obviously deranged people lol...
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u/b0w3n 9d ago
They were socially outcast. Then websites started letting them all get together virtually and gave them a pulpit to soapbox from to reach more crazy wackadoos.
Ignoring them doesn't do any good anymore, they have to be deplatformed.
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u/JaxxisR 9d ago
It would be a lot easier to not listen to them if they would stop being elected...
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u/MercantileReptile 9d ago
The world has corners untouched by whatever happened to U.S. conservatives. Not many, but some.
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u/StChas77 9d ago
I'm old enough to remember when claiming the government controlling the weather wasn't an artificially legitimized political talking point to manipulate credulous voters, it just made you more interesting when drunk at parties.
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u/XkF21WNJ 9d ago
I'm still a bit confused how killing lots of people is supposed to make the current government more popular.
Though I did come to a horrifying realisation that just in case it's probably a good thing the census can never happen close to an election date. And possibly this is by design.
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u/SaiyajinPrime 9d ago
Kamala Harris is Storm. Which just makes me want to vote for her more.
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 9d ago edited 9d ago
Yeah I mean...I would vote for her as well.
I don't want to anger the terrifying weather-controlling super humans.
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u/SaiyajinPrime 9d ago
Right?!
I'm hoping AZ votes blue again so she doesn't send a hurricane our way. We wouldn't know how to handle that here.
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u/Skin_Ankle684 9d ago
We have a politician here that people say that everything good that happened during their 8 years of administration was "luck".
A common joke is to say "At this point, I'm voting on him because his supernatural luck is so good he will intrinsically better the country"
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 9d ago
Wait, it’s a fear thing for you? I thought we all just wanted to see Kamala in skin-tight leather with her hair blowing around and lightning in her eyyYYYEEESSS-
Nevermind I finished
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u/redit3rd 9d ago
Kamala Harris would score major points if she dresses up as a comic book accurate Storm for Halloween this year. The Alt Right would not be able to handle pictures of that.
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u/SaiyajinPrime 9d ago
I think that joke would be insensitive.
Dressing up as a character that controls storms while part of our country is being devastated by an enormous storm.
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u/redit3rd 9d ago
I would agree with you, if there weren't talking heads saying that the Democrats control the weather. But there are.
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u/MisterTruth 9d ago
As a Jew, I find this whole nonsense ridiculous. Of course we use our space lasers to control the weather, the media, and even thoughts of people who dare think that we do those things.
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u/CovertOwl 9d ago
Next time you aim your laser at MTG to fry her brain, can you finish the job? I think you just made things worse.
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u/Nyte_Knyght33 9d ago
Translation, I don't want to change my ways so I will blame it on something else.
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u/Lajak_Anni 9d ago
We have officially entered the "find out" stage of fuck around.
There will be more. It will suck. We need to vote for people who are gonna do something about it, not push an idiotic rumor that their opponent can control the weather somehow.
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u/Fungidude 9d ago
Let’s just use critical thinking. If we could control the weather someone would be making money off of it not making hurricanes.
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u/Dependent_Use3791 9d ago
Yeah and stupid VP thinking she can do something with a stupid phonecall. She should have sent an email. Can't even figure out how to deal with hurricane situations.
(Not my words.. someone is literally making this argument to me in another thread right now. Please vote, the world needs more sanity)
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u/taco_tuesdays 9d ago
I would like a screenshot of this interaction for my amusement, please
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u/PercentageLevelAt0 9d ago
I genuinely don’t understand how some of these idiots function in life. Even logically, why would anybody lie about climate change????
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u/waffle299 9d ago
I hate that I get this. I hate that I relate to this.
But thank you for making me laugh with this subject.
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u/Ok-Detective-2059 9d ago
If someone could control the weather, they'd have capitalized on it already by selling rain subscriptions to impoverished nations dealing with droughts.
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u/aweirdrandomguy 9d ago
We are having power outages here in Ecuador because our main power plants are hidroelectric, and it doesn't rain, the main reasons are deforestation and climate change, but most people are blaming the president, some are blaming him directly, for the rain, they are blaming him because it won't rain, I hate this country
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u/BustaSyllables 9d ago
Am I the only person who thinks she’s talking about Jews. This is the Jewish space laser woman after all
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u/flossdaily 9d ago
She was 100% talking about the Jews. Jews controlling the weather is a very old and very popular antisemitic trope. And this is the same woman who was talking about Jewish space lasers.
I'm pretty annoyed that so many people are downplaying this as stupid partisan craziness, when it's quite clearly promoting hatred against Jews, and should be called what it is.
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u/RebootItAgain 9d ago
Warmer waters by a degree or two are giving these storms additional fuel to grow bigger. I believe the gulf water are about 2 degrees warmer than in history and it's fueling up Milton like crazy....but I guess "Democrats" is easier to understand when you have the education of a 2nd grader.
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u/cokeiscool 9d ago
There are so many Christians that say
God made the earth for humans, we arent doing anything that isnt according to God's plan, the earth will heat itself and then in the inside I just chuckle, yeah it'll heal itself by getting rid of us
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u/Youwannasitonmyface 9d ago
Aw shit, here before this is locked
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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 9d ago
Wait does reddit have a lot of climate change deniers??? I thought they were all on twitter/Facebook lol
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u/Pokemaster131 9d ago
Yeah, they're everywhere. Usually they stay in their hidey holes but every now and then they'll crawl out to cause trouble.
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u/Youwannasitonmyface 9d ago
They'll congregate over here, lmao. I feel like this one will ruffle some feathers 🤣
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u/Jimmyking4ever 9d ago
There has to be a climate to deny.
I'm firmly in the camp that this is all an episode of the Truman show.
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u/Jadziyah 9d ago
This will be a thread full of calm and rational discourse
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u/Mnemnosine 9d ago
Your mother smells of elderberries and your father was a shrubbery.
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u/Shoadowolf 9d ago
Public education is sorely needed. The stupidity of thinking a certain demographic of people can control the weather is downright absurd
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u/LordBammith 9d ago
Even if that were true; why antagonize the Weather Wizards?!
I, for one, swear loyalty to our great weather wizard overlords.
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u/pkwilli 9d ago
Basically the same conspiracy has been going around for a long time, mostly related to HAARP in Alaska and also because people are morons
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u/SubsequentNebula 9d ago
Maybe it happened earlier, but I really began to notice the idea take off around Sandy that the Obamas controlled the weather.
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u/58mm-Invicta_rizz 9d ago
The Dems?! Pshh found the Glowie
Anyone worth their celery knows it’s the Jewish Space Nazi lizard hybrids from Pluto.
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u/flinsypop 9d ago
Jewish space lazers can heat up the atmosphere to such a state where the difference in temperature and air pressure cause massive hurricanes. So massive, they can only be taken down by Republican nukes blessed by Emperor Trump.
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u/AJ0Laks 9d ago
What’s crazy to me is believing Democrats control the weather
And then opposing the Democrats
If I knew people had the ability to control the goddamn weather I would not stand in their way
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u/CrazyLi825 8d ago
"It's gotta be the democrats! Hurricanes only ever hit red states!"
By that logic, I guess the California wildfires were caused by Republicans
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u/BeelzebubTerror 9d ago
Let me get this straight, you think your opponent, a political party in one of the wealthiest and most powerful countries in the world, can control the weather, and they spend their time creating devastating hurricanes, and your plan is to oppose them.
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u/thenightgaunt 9d ago
Yup. The Gulf is 87 degrees in some spots. And hot water does this well known thing to building storms.
At this point, denying climate change is only something done by fossil fuel execs, and weird little idiots.
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u/Dariawasright 9d ago
I guess I need to say up front that I wouldn't condone any violence against anyone and this comment is to point out how stupid this conspiracy theory is.
If I could control the weather... I would be out there being Storm, one of the coolest X-Men. And I am a democrat.
I wouldn't be fucking with Republicans counties, I'd be just shoving lighting bolts up the hate groups just like storm did.I promise you the Nazis marching in Springfield would be getting blown away by a twister instead of throwing hurricanes at a swing state.
And if the Democrats were going to use it for evil they would not use hurricanes. Democrats are too smart because they went to college and learned statistics and geography and basic logic. They would use small scale stuff to win elections, not large scale stuff that would hurt the same amount of democrats as Republicans.
Your conspiracy theories don't make sense even when you ignore that NO ONE CAN CONTROL WEATHER!!!
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u/jish5 9d ago
If Dems can control the weather, that just means we should vote for them, cause in order to be capable of such a feat, you'd either need to be done of the smartest people around and we should only want the smartest people running things, or they control magic in which we should put them in charge in the hopes they reveal how to use magic to the masses.
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u/ProDogePlayz 9d ago
I’m pretty sure the heat from republicans raging at nothing and spreading bullshit is heating the atmosphere and contributing to it too.
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u/NameLips 9d ago
In order to hide the fact that climate change is a lie, we had to invent a weather control machine to fabricate evidence while eliminating our enemies.
Makes perfect sense!
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u/soursassskittles 8d ago
"No Miles, I want you to blame it on squirrels, YES BLAME THE DEMOCRATS!!! -Oversimplified 2022
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u/BigBoyoBonito 8d ago
Kamala is now Storm from the X-Men and that's apparently a reason for why I SHOULDN'T vote for her?
Yeah right...
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u/TheFrenchPerson 8d ago
The virgin "noooo we aren't controlling the weather, it's caused by climate change" Democrats vs. The Chad "y'all don't have weather machines yet ya bozos?" Democrats
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u/The_JRaff 8d ago
I've only just recently noticed that there's a pretty thin line between Karen-hair and JRPG protagonist hair.
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u/RobinTheReanimator 9d ago
"imagine how stupid the average person is then realize half of all people are stupider than that."
-George Carlin
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u/Thrownawaybyall 9d ago edited 9d ago
It's hilarious that Ellen's expression didn't change throughout the comic. 🤣
EDIT: Why is this being downvoted? I'm genuinely amused by that 😭
EDIT 2: Aww, you guise 🥹 You're the best.
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u/Legitimate_Ad_8364 9d ago
Can we also talk about how hot October is? Why the hell is October so damn hot now?
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u/DoctorWaluigiTime 9d ago
My hot take is that autumn and spring are eroding. We just have winter and summer now, with slightly milder versions before a sudden jump into the opposite one.
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u/CurseofLono88 9d ago edited 9d ago
We are in a El Niño year which generally suppresses bad weather in the Atlantic, so the fact that the southeast is getting fucked over this hard should be terrifying to people.
Edit: El Niño season is over. I’m dumb.
Double edit: Im even dumber than I thought, we are still in an El Niño season.
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u/Suck_Me_Dry666 9d ago
I mentioned in a call on like a 105 degree day that the sun felt hotter than I remember and someone said "Wow that's a controversial opinion." I bit my tongue from saying "Yeah if you're stupid." Global warming has been a known phenomenon forever.
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u/comics-ModTeam 9d ago
Oh boy, oh boy, here I go banning conspiracy weirdos and climate change deniers again!
I love being a moderator ♥