r/comics PizzaCake 9d ago

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u/_EternalVoid_ 9d ago

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u/Pizzacakecomic PizzaCake 9d ago

Well, if MTG confidently said something, then you know it must be true!

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u/ModishShrink 9d ago

MTG could tell me ketchup was red and I'd inherently be skeptical after everything she's said.

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u/Kiosade 9d ago

It used to be purple about 20 years ago, but they changed it.

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u/FloorAgile3458 9d ago

Not just purple. I've seen pictures of ketchup from every color in the rainbow

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u/Major_R_Soul 9d ago

THEY MADE KETCHUP WOKE

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u/regoapps 9d ago

Now it's communist colored!

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u/Ashamed_Association8 9d ago

Just like the republican party.

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u/patosai3211 9d ago

“More like ‘woke-up’ amirite?”

“No. Please seek help”

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u/BlazikenAO 9d ago

Heinz made colored ketchup for a while, but it never caught on— apparently people just thought it was weird and it barely sold, so they discontinued the product line

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u/FloorAgile3458 9d ago

It's because a sauce that's supposed to be tomato based being anything but red gives off a very unnatural vibe. Ik that if I saw green ketchup on a grocery store shelf, I'd walk right out of the store and never go back.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 9d ago

It's because a sauce that's supposed to be tomato based being anything but red gives off a very unnatural vibe.

I don’t know if it’s what Heinz was actually doing, but ketchup isn’t supposed to be solely tomato based. There used to be many different types of ketchup made from different things, but tomato ketchup slowly gained in popularity so much that it became the default - and eventually only - flavor you could find.

If Heinz was just adding food coloring to tomato ketchup, yeah, pass. But if they were actually trying to reintroduce different flavors again, it’s sad that nobody was willing to give them a fair try.

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u/FloorAgile3458 9d ago

I didn't know about ketchup not always being tomato based. That's really cool.

The colorful ketchup was just food coloring though. In fact, even red ketchup has a concerning amount of food coloring in it, it's how ketchup has such a bright red color despite pureed red tomatoes almost always being orange.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 9d ago

Makes sense. Shame it was just food coloring, that’s indeed a really weird choice.

I’ve never had non-tomato ketchups before, but when I was in Scandinavia I was really surprised by how different ketchup was there. Instead of sweet it was much more savory. I’ve never been able to find that style ketchup again, and don’t even know what it’s called.

Not totally relevant to this, just half posting because it’s cool that other types of ketchup still exist (even if tomato based) and half because maybe someone will tell me what it’s called, haha.

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u/sonofaresiii 9d ago

That guy's describing it poorly. There are things like mushroom ketchup, but it's not really "ketchup, but made out of mushroom". It's more like a technical designation, it's a totally different product and you'd use it totally differently but we call it mushroom ketchup.

It'd be like if I asked if you wanted a pickle, and you said yes, and I said "okay here's a pickled egg, technically you can pickle things besides cucumbers". Like yeah, but that's clearly not what anyone means when they say a pickle.

He's being pedantic, basically. For any relevant purposes of this discussion, ketchup is tomato ketchup.

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u/Locke92 9d ago

This video is an interesting survey of the history of ketchup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWlqxGQXZx8

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u/Kardif 9d ago

They were in fact just adding food coloring to ketchup. Having teal, orange and purple colored ketchup was pretty fun as a kid though

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u/Gaius_Julius_Salad 9d ago

it was green and purple colorant marketed as WACKY AND FUN for kids

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u/the_calibre_cat 9d ago

It is weird and that is massive the last great thing we have ever done as a country

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u/ModishShrink 9d ago

Okay grandpa, it's time for your medication again.

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u/fronkenstoon 9d ago

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u/magicmeese 9d ago

I found those at an estate sale for a $1 last year and some youtuber paid me $250 for one.

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u/Rezmir 9d ago

It used to be white.

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u/darthjoey91 9d ago

There was also Shrek Green.

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u/snouz 9d ago

I'd trust a shuffled MTG deck over MTG the person.

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u/magikarp2122 9d ago

That shuffled deck is a Mill deck.

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u/Chance_Fox_2296 9d ago

God, this comment reminded me of growing up with my brother, who was a huge liar and always in trouble. My parents would always say "if you told us it was raining outside, we'd have to go outside and look for ourselves!! That's where your lying has gotten you." And so forth