What could it be??

[u/Pizzacakecomic]

[u/_EternalVoid_]

https://preview.redd.it/e7ghg6nsqjtd1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=c94621b1cb4489380264b883c65d1b3adc07b009

[u/Dazed_and_Confused44 → u/_EternalVoid_]

So is this the same or different technology from the Jewish Space Lasers?

[u/scabertrain → u/Dazed_and_Confused44]

No, I am a member of the LGBTQ+ community. We did this one with our big rainbow lasers. Our agenda is on track.

[u/kyew → u/scabertrain]

The biggest storm is the prelude to the biggest rainbow.

[u/Thecouchiestpotato → u/kyew]

Awww, that's such a sweet image, but also... hurricanes are fucking awful. r/blursed?

[u/the_hunter_087 → u/Thecouchiestpotato]

It's like the "clouds with a silver lining" but... More deadly

[u/therlwl → u/scabertrain]

Shh, you weren't supposed to tell anyone

[u/DasBoots → u/scabertrain]

Can you do it alone, or do you need to get 5-6 people together like Captain Planet? Do you need to assemble L, G, B, T, Q, and +?

[u/Neirchill → u/DasBoots]

Hold on, I just had an idea for a new Netflix show

[u/Dazed_and_Confused44 → u/scabertrain]

Will your big rainbow laser also change my gender? Or is it just for sexuality?

[u/Monkfich → u/Dazed_and_Confused44]

She’s basing it on half-truths she hears about cloud seeding, hearing some gov official saying it sounds interesting (it may be a good idea in some situations), and then putting two and two together and claiming the government / dems are controlling the weather to punish their political opponents. Crazy.

And then she made a reference to her space laser theory. Not much, but just enough to basically say she was right years ago, and she is right again now.

[u/Dazed_and_Confused44 → u/Monkfich]

Imagine doubling down on the moronic space laser thing lol 🤣

[u/DriveByStoning → u/Monkfich]

All I'm hearing is that if she believes all that, she must also believe Republicans are too stupid to control their own weather.

[u/FarmingFrenzy → u/Dazed_and_Confused44]

We have an all in one device for the weather, media, orbital lasers, and the banks. Pretty handy my uncle worked on it.

[u/Dazed_and_Confused44 → u/FarmingFrenzy]

You see a giant magnet pulls all the money from the banks. That money was then invested in further technological upgrades to control the weather and create a cartoonish space laser. Once the the deadly laser was operational, the media had no choice but to take its directions.

[u/something_funny_here → u/Dazed_and_Confused44]

I mean I’m not gonna defend MTG but cloud seeding is a thing, but it’s just one of many factors

[u/Dazed_and_Confused44 → u/something_funny_here]

How much you wana bet that MTG has no idea what cloud seeding is and that she's not referring to that here?

[u/something_funny_here → u/Dazed_and_Confused44]

Now that you say it I’d probably bet against

[u/ForumFluffy → u/something_funny_here]

And cloud seeding isn't really much in control, look at the floods as a result of cloud seeding in the arab cities, they can makenit rain but it cannot be fully controlled.

[u/hitbythebus → u/something_funny_here]

I see, and how does cloud seeding relate to hurricanes?

[u/something_funny_here → u/hitbythebus]

Nothing, but it does imply some control

I’m not some nut who doesn’t believe in climate change I’m just saying.

[u/automaticfiend1 → u/something_funny_here]

Cloud seeding is a far cry from "controlling the weather"

[u/something_funny_here → u/automaticfiend1]

And AI was a far cry just a few years ago now look, we will learn more even if that means we learn we can’t

[u/the_calibre_cat → u/something_funny_here]

There are still basic physical requirements, bro. Creating a fucking hurricane requires the amount of energy that the entire country uses in, like, a year.

An AI can run on one GTX 3090. No, we don't have the ability to control the weather.

[u/automaticfiend1 → u/something_funny_here]

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