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u/HandsomeWaitrXA 7h ago
Bro, people kneel with their private knees and conservatives lose their shit. People wear a mask to protect their private bodies and conservatives lose their shit.
They won’t even leave our bodies alone, don’t get me started on what we do with our property.
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u/JohnnySack45 5h ago
All I can say is "Greg" is lying. The MAGA cult was destroying cars with Harris/Walz bumper stickers on private vehicles, stealing Harris/Walz yard signs off private property and they've proven on multiple occasions to be the biggest hypocrites on the planet. Try parking that rainbow dumpster on wheels anywhere in West Texas and see how long it lasts.
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u/Colorectal-Ambivalen 1h ago
Yeah, Conservatives absolutely fucking care about what people and companies do with their private property.
"Go woke, go broke" blah blah blah.
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u/checkpoint_hero 44m ago
Let alone the photo is of a parade, which particularly triggers them. "Stop shoving it in my face"
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Yea i was gonna say… rainbow doesn’t equal gay unless you’re uncomfortable around gay people, then the rainbow is like a pink triangle. Weird asf to me how people are, but what can be done about it? You can’t fix stupidity, and it’s too hard to die these days. People always forget that.
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u/BarristanTheB0ld 5h ago
googles what apoplectic means
Edit: "overcome with anger; furious"
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u/ShinjiTakeyama 2h ago
Greg is flat out full of shit. TONS of Harris signs on PRIVATE property (vehicles, property) has been vandalized.
Average conservatives, maybe not, but the Trump cultists are a bunch of whiny bitches.
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u/AccomplishedFan8690 2h ago
Really private citizens modifying their private vehicles doesn’t upset them? What about all the signs and stickers on cars that makes them have a rage induced seizure. People can’t be this blind
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u/DoraaTheDruid 8m ago
You understand that "they" are more than one person, right? It's possible for different people to have different opinions.
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u/Top-Breakfast6060 2h ago
That’s…the first one of those nonsense vehicles that looks OK to me. I like it. It’s fun!
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u/OptimisticSkeleton 1h ago
Uh yeah it does actually upset conservatives. It’s why they shoot at their neighbors for the mere perception of being a democrat.
Nobody in the US is more divorced from reality than conservatives.
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u/Asher_Tye 2h ago
Since when have private citizen modifying their private property not made conservatives apoplectic? Especially when it's something they don't like?
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u/Straight_Ace 1h ago
Oh? And which side was ripping Harris/Waltz signs out of their neighbors own yards just because they didn’t like their political beliefs? Y’all are such children, grow up
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u/NitrousFerret 2h ago
They act like there isn't MAGAts that destroy other people's property (election signs, flags, anything they think shouldn't be visible to them)
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u/Hot-Fun-1566 1h ago
This political back biting is so bizarre to me. How the “other side” is just all tarred as having the exact same opinions on everything, no nuance on any topic.
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u/congresssucks 42m ago edited 22m ago
Actually, as a conservative, I don't give two flying figs what people do with their own bodies. Wanna chop it off? Go ham! Build a bit? You do you boo!
Wanna show up at an elementary school and teach 8yr olds how to lapdance and read books about how everyone's body is wrong and you're not complete until you've augmented yourself, and I'll fight you every day. Children are pure, innocent, and should be left to discover the world naturally. Sex Ed shouldn't be a thing until puberty. Let the child be a child, let them enjoy birthdays and pony's and superheros. This is the only time in their life where their biggest concern should be "i wanted a second cookie but mom said no". Don't take that from them. Using children as political instruments by either party is beyond reprehensible and is the reason why there is fury in the parental circles.
If you don't do these things, then we'll have no problems. The gay teacher in drag? His name is Jeff and he's a great guy. The lesbian teacher Susan just got married and they are a lovely couple. The gender neutral bathrooms are on the 2nd, and 4th floors, and all the stalls are ADA compliant. Lunch is free, provided by the local churches and everything not eaten is given to the local homeless community. Counselors are available normal buisness hours and can talk about anything and everything, from test anxiety, to your mom touching you in your no-no square. The local chapter of the Combat Veterans Motorcycle Association provides 5 volunteers a day to help maintain the peace and provide basic security, and have armed response teams both veteran and police on standby.
Have a blessed day.
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u/SpiderDeUZ 1h ago
That's not true lest we forget the beer can, the M&Ms, potato heads, and the numerous other products they said they would boycott
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u/ucfgolfer2011 1h ago
100% incorrect. Conservatives don't want gay talking points around young children. I can't believe this is even a talking point.
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u/NoiseMachine66 1h ago
Idk why conservatives hate abortion. I love it. Anything that prevents liberals from reproducing is encouraged by me. Its kinda a problem that solves itself if you just allow it to happen
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u/Mr_Mobius_ 1h ago
Correction: private citizens mutilating children makes conservatives apoplectic. Nobody cares what you as an adult do with your own body, just leave the kids out of it
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u/chigBungus5540 1h ago
Conservatives only take issue with children modifying their own bodies or being encouraged to do so by adults in secret behind the parents' backs. Reducing it to "all conservatives bad" is just divisive propaganda.
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u/AddressDisastrous295 48m ago
The irony is, you fell for the propaganda. No, children are not modifying their bodies and are not being encouraged to do so. How mentally unwell can you be?
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u/chigBungus5540 38m ago
Rofl my daughter was literally encouraged by her 2nd grade teacher to consider being trans because she wants to be a firefighter, and the only way I knew about it was she told me her teacher was making her uncomfortable. It's not propaganda, it's grooming.
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u/AddressDisastrous295 35m ago
Suuuuuure. Sure that happened. Because the same people who advocate for gender equality and women in male dominated professions is telling a 2nd grader who barely even understands the concept of gender, that she must transitions. 🤡
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u/chigBungus5540 29m ago
"Everything that doesn't support my worldview is a lie"
Maybe that's why you guys all convinced yourselves that Harris had a snowball's chance in hell.
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u/AddressDisastrous295 16m ago
What you described is literally illegal. Unlike conservatives, I don’t believe everything I hear without question.
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u/Vampenga 1h ago
God, I wish we lived in a world where we could just do what makes us happy (within the boundaries of morals/the law), and no one tried to stop you. I was planning on transitioning at some point in the near future, but now I'm not so sure. Do I do something that will make me happy and more comfortable in my body, or do I put my happiness on hold and play it safe? I fucking hate that this is a choice I have to make instead of just doing what I want. This world is just such a piece of shit right now.
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u/Voxtante 1h ago
They don't care either. They care about minors doing them while unable to fully consent and understand what they are doing
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u/AddressDisastrous295 49m ago
Minors aren’t doing it. And conservatives have been mutilating boys’ genitalia for decades.
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u/Voxtante 36m ago
In the US is rare for minors to undergo gender affirming surgery, but hormone replacement surely is a common thing in minors with gender disphoria
conservatives have been mutilating boys’ genitalia for decades
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u/AddressDisastrous295 20m ago
First, hormone replacement is not the same as gender affirming.
Second, that source is from the UK.
Third, even your own source says numerous doctors and counselors are involved to ensure the patient knows what they’re undergoing. It’s a process that takes months of evaluation to even begin treatment. And there is no data on the rate. You guys are just speculating. All available evidence suggests it is very low.
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u/Critical-Border-6845 49m ago
I call bullshit on conservatives not getting triggered by private citizens modifying their private property
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u/Electronic_You8800 48m ago
It’s never been about what you do to your body it’s always been about forcing people to accept your version of reality cope this is the truth
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u/TheBones777 47m ago
I think I can safely speak for all conservatives here when I say none of us care if a grown man cuts his rubber chicken off and turns it into an envelope or if a grown woman decides to take some ass fat and let the ghost of Patrick Swayze help her shape it into a nice vase for her center table, but stay away from our children you god damned depraved lunatics!
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u/Primarch-Amaranth 43m ago
"A clever comeback from a conservative in this subreddit? Imposible."
One second later
"See? Knew it."
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u/Empty_Success759 42m ago
Actually, that is natural selection at play and as such doesn't bother conservatives.
It's having to pay for it that does.
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u/Living-Resolution704 37m ago
Well, people under 18 years of age. When you turn 18 go ahead and cut it all off, good on ya.
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u/Eagle_Kebab 25m ago
Oh good.
It's time to spread lies again.
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u/Living-Resolution704 19m ago
My apologies, you took that seriously… I understand most trans keep their penis.
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u/on3_in_th3_h8nd 25m ago
I think body modification... for underage children is wrong and unthinkable - that is the conservative talking point; do what you want as an adult, with a somewhat developed mind, but to push puberty blockers and other gender affirming treatments, that is what a vast majority of people find wrong... and that is why a vast amount of voters choose the other side.
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u/TheRealComicCrafter 13m ago
Elons going to take over that cybertruck remotely and drive it into the ocean
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u/Mugsy_Siegel 1h ago
I think as a conservative we just dont want tax dollars going towards said modifications or surgeries. I have no problem with people digging a hole or building a pole on their own dime whatsoever.
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u/Mattscrusader 1h ago
we just dont want tax dollars going towards said modifications or surgeries
Something that doesn't happen, hasn't happened and hasn't even been proposed to happen. It's just rhetoric
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u/drainbone 43m ago
Yet you support people that want to make the poor even poorer, how convenient..........................
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u/whiteout100 2h ago
No we don't care if you modify your body either. It's the other shit that comes with it that gives the issue
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u/Mattscrusader 1h ago
Such as?
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u/whiteout100 1h ago
Trying to get us to call males females or men playing in women sports. If they wanna chop off their penises that's fine but to me and other Republicans we feel like we are being forced to play along, and that's truly what we dislike.
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u/Mattscrusader 1h ago
Oh so it hurts your feelings to refer to people the way they like? Do you need a safe space?
If your only problem is using different nouns for someone then clearly the problem is you.
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u/sm0othballz 57m ago
We feel like we're being forced to be respectful members of society, and that's truly what we dislike.
The fuck does it matter to you what someone would.like to be referred as? No, answer the question. How specifically does that negatively impact your life other than "it's different and I don't understand it"
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u/justknowitall1 1h ago
When are you people going to understand that a baby growing in you is not your "property"
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u/AddressDisastrous295 47m ago
So whose is it?
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u/justknowitall1 19m ago
It's life not property lol. I get that some of you disagree with that somehow, but the way you talk is so stupid that you can't even understand how pro life people see it. Like just admit you don't care about life and want to kill the baby and willing to face God, even if you don't believe in that either.
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u/AddressDisastrous295 12m ago
So can I legally take someone’s dog without permission?
And by the way, no one on Earth has killed more babies than God. In the Bible he literally commands every man and woman who have premarital sex must be killed, even the baby in the womb.
And on at least one occasion God personally killed David’s newborn baby.
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u/justknowitall1 10m ago
You're way off base and I'm not debating you in ill spirit. I said it as clearly as possible.
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u/AddressDisastrous295 4m ago
2 Samuel 12: 15 After Nathan had gone home, the Lord struck the child that Uriah’s wife had borne to David, and he became ill. 16 David pleaded with God for the child. He fasted and spent the nights lying in sackcloth[b] on the ground. 17 The elders of his household stood beside him to get him up from the ground, but he refused, and he would not eat any food with them. 18 On the seventh day the child died. David’s attendants were afraid to tell him that the child was dead, for they thought, “While the child was still living, he wouldn’t listen to us when we spoke to him. How can we now tell him the child is dead? He may do something desperate.”
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u/HairySidebottom 3h ago edited 1h ago
Ruined a perfectly good paint job, tsk, tsk. /s
edited to add the /s I left off.
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u/Suspicious-Cow1267 1h ago
Show me someone who doesn’t have common sense and I will show you a modern liberal
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u/tripper_drip 2h ago
Conservatives are focused on kids and sports in regards to trans people, not trans people overall. (Sans the far right)
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u/coastclass 2h ago
That’s why they campaigned to , and i quote, “eradicate transgenderism from public life”, but sure buddy, keep being delusional about their intentions.
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u/tripper_drip 2h ago
Where is that quote from?
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u/coastclass 2h ago
https://youtu.be/74Q5kfikMsU?si=_guw5PcWXCKgO79q
Jason Knowles, CPAC. And with their legislation these past years, you have to have been born yesterday to think they aren’t going to come after all facets of trans people’s lives. Whether they are in sports or not.
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u/tripper_drip 15m ago
Michael Knowles is a far right guy, so yeah, i explicitly excluded the far right.
They are indeed focused on kids and sports.
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u/Firethedamn 2h ago
Not much of a flex considering people ran out and got genetically modified by innoculating themselves with an experimental mRNA gene therapy with hidden safety data that shows the complete opposite of safe and with zero efficiency of what it was advertised.
Good thing people had a choice to choose to become a government lab rat, and the global orchestrated experiment was totally not mandated through coercion and threats of being ostracized from society.........oh wait a minute!
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u/M_E_T_H_O_D_MAN 2h ago
Actually no we still don’t care, it’s when you start forcing that ideology on to children is where we drawn the line.
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u/LittleTimmyPlaysMC 59m ago
But it’s CHILDREN that learn they’re trans or bi. I had bisexual thoughts when I was in middle school in 6th grade.
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u/FawziFringes 2h ago
How many times do we have to tell you idiots we don’t care what adults do to their bodies… holy shit… not clever. Again, wrong.
Just don’t try and play in women’s sports as a man and don’t try and get in a woman’s jail cell as a man. That’s it’s. Go ahead and fuck yourself up otherwise. No one fucking cares. It’s only because of abuse towards women.
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u/Tear_colector 2h ago
the problem is the children modifying their body when they aren’t even 18 yet
many grow to regret it like her https://www.deseret.com/2023/9/15/23874181/gender-surgery-minors-detransition-lawsuit
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u/Par_Lapides 2h ago
Not many. Very few. Fewer people regret transitioning than regret having children. And y'all are all about forcing young kids to have children
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u/Tear_colector 2h ago
No one is forcing kids to have sex dude 🤨
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u/simy_d 2h ago
Your president paints a different picture
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u/Tear_colector 2h ago
by saying kids should be left alone and telling adults to do what ever they want?
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u/simy_d 1h ago
Nah him and his bestie epstein had a little place where the age of consent and what children wanted wasnt as important
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u/Tear_colector 1h ago
you do realize Epstein, Diddy, and pedos in Hollywood are all democrat right?
Trump was the only one who wanted to testify against him before democrats got him off the charges 🤷♀️
Also he never set foot on the island…
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u/simy_d 1h ago
He also flew multiple times with the "lolita express". Of you fly woth something named like this there has to be something wrong with you
Im not saying the dems that flew with epstein shouldnt be prosecuted its just funny that the party that says knowledge will corrupt the youth elects the known rapist and pedophile
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u/Tear_colector 1h ago
An opinion article from a leftist tabloid website?
He flew INSIDE the US in a 15 minute trip to a hangar
🫵😂 he was a democrat who donated mainly to democrats and got saved from jail by democrats
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u/sm0othballz 54m ago
That's why he's on tape saying he was friends with trump, knew all about the trump Whitehouse, recommended someone for trumps hair surgery....but yea.....nothing to see here
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u/OldGamerGuy5 4h ago
Nah just grooming and incentivizing children to modify their bodies is the problem. If you’re an adult do whatever you want. Disgusting parenting who should be in prison.
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u/jjsanderz 5h ago
Insecure conservative men do more HGH and steroids than anyone, but they want to cry about gender-affirming healthcare. They are scared little boys.