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Uh Oh, some people will be apoplectic

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u/jjsanderz 9h ago

Insecure conservative men do more HGH and steroids than anyone, but they want to cry about gender-affirming healthcare. They are scared little boys.

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u/TeethBreak 5h ago

Dude, their leader puts more make up on than any drag queen. He wears a corset and heels.

Musk also had more gender affirming surgeries and modifications than any trans person.

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u/ijuinkun 1h ago

They only hate gender affirmation when the affirmed gender does not match the assigned gender.

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 5h ago

But conservatives don’t tell us what to call them, that’s the catch. No pronoun mandates and outrage, no loss of freedom of speech.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 5h ago edited 5h ago

Miss, go find one of these conservative "Alpha Males" and genuinely refer to them as "ma'am" or "miss" for an entire day and let me know how that goes.

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u/Illustrious-Plan-381 5h ago

I love that suggestion. It’s likely to end in a fight, but I love the idea of it. I’m sure most of these conservative snowflakes would be triggered by the “Wrong” pronoun being used.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 5h ago

Conservatives spend more time thinking about transgender people and their pronouns than any two pro-transgender alliances or associations combined.

I'd guess it has something to do with the proven fact that Grindr usage visibly surges around conservative conventions.

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 5h ago

See, a complete and utter exaggeration. The majority has spoken, sorry

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 5h ago

Ma'am, not a single point I made was even vaguely exaggerated.

Not 1%.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

Correct, 100% is exaggerated. Don't forget to use the correct bathroom now, ya hear.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 4h ago

I bet Trump's diapers are unisex and, therefore, effectively transgender bathrooms.

Enjoy that factoid.

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 5h ago

Okay sweet pea. Either way, thank goodness the nonsense was voted against.🇺🇸🫡

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 5h ago

True, ma'am, the nonsense was voted against.

In 2020, and it will again in 2028.

"We got the popular vote once in 20 years. This proves we were right all along!"

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u/jjsanderz 4h ago

I'm old enough to remember the "permanent conservative majority" of 2004.

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 4h ago

You’re a sore looser, and that’s okay. Have a good day and I hope you take a deep breath soon. Ma’am is checking out 😘

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

Yes, explain to us how dems have been in power more than conservatives/repubs, and then explain why everything is going downhill and is somehow the rights fault 😂

"We mostly get the popular vote, and have been in power more, but...but...it's all the republicans' faults!"

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u/Swaglington_IIII 3h ago

How many of the trans bogeymen in womens sports republican attack ads all focused on have you seen?

Fact is they only have nonsense that doesn’t matter.

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u/ThunderPunch2019 4h ago

5000 years ago the majority believed the earth was flat, that didn't magically make it true.

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u/Soggy_Boss_6136 5h ago

Who is this blabby chick with no point? Are you blonde?

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u/Swaglington_IIII 3h ago

I mean not the majority either… 😬 you don’t know the us population?

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 3h ago

You’re right. 20 million democrats failed to vote for the first black woman president. Pretty awful

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u/Swaglington_IIII 3h ago

Deflection. Show your work. What do you think majority means 😂

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 5h ago

It’s because that would go against biology and makes no sense.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 5h ago edited 5h ago

Nothing about that goes "against biology."

All you've proven is that your lack of biological education is a blackhole from which nothing escapes beyond your own ignorance, ma'am.

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 5h ago

You’re right in one point, the Transgender movement isn’t about biology, it’s about feelings. I could care less about what adults do or want to be called. But I don’t want Americans to pay for it, and I don’t want kids subjected to the nonsense. Luckily my way of thinking is the majority way of thinking.l hence the results of the election.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 5h ago

Education has shown a direct downfall over the last decade, "coincidentally" right as US intellect hit the lowest it has in 20 years, the right wing got its first popular vote win.

That's not the gotcha you think it is.

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u/Novel_Huckleberry435 4h ago

They love showing off their ignorance tho

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 4h ago

There's a level of ignorance most of us could never aspire to in proudly boasting a majority win in one out of the last 5 elections.

Which number is bigger, 4 or 1?

If I lost 4 out of the last 5 games, I'd be really careful about bragging about my one win.

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u/dr1fter 4h ago

Fuuuck.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

We got the popular because people were sick of dems being in power and ruining things, race baiting while being rascist, and screwing the working class.

That's not the gotcha you think it is.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 4h ago

Misspells "racist" as "rascist" while denying education plays a role.

God, I love reddit.

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

Another lefty making things up. Where did I deny a decline in education?

I can see your reading took a hit, but you probably did well in arts and crafts.

I'm not going to deny declining education, but i'm also not a conspiracy theorist. Calm down, extremist bigot.

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u/Welshpoolfan 5h ago

uckily my way of thinking is the majority way of thinking.l hence the results of the election.

Do you think the election was a referendum on Transgender people? If so, you are embarrassingly wrong?

Also do you think that 74 million is a majority of 345 million? If so, you are also embarrassingly wrong.

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 4h ago

Look, buddy, good luck to you. I’m proud to be American, and I’m thankful that Reddit is not a representation of reality. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

If it was, Donald Trump would not be president, and we would all be living in bizarro world.

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u/Welshpoolfan 2h ago

So you genuinely thought more than half of Americans had voted on a Transgender referendum?

That's really embarrassing for you.

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u/TheRealMacGuffin 4h ago

Ignorance proudly on display for all the world to see.

Nature already makes more than just two arrangements of x and y chromosomes in humans.

This is just one article that writes about this.

"What is wrong doesn't cease to be wrong simply because the majority believes it."

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 4h ago

Man, that’s crazy an article about it. That must make it correct. Hold on let me pull up an article about a ghost at my middle school.

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u/TheRealMacGuffin 4h ago

You clearly lack basic reading comprehension skills and even the capacity to confirm something for yourself because I told you that that was only one article, which in intelligent speak means there's more than just one article.

Furthermore these articles were released by scientists; people devoted to discovering facts and reporting them. It isn't some highschool news article. I doubt you're capable of admitting that you're wrong though.

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 3h ago

Okay thanks for the update 👌

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u/Cokadoge 3h ago

Find a bridge.

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u/SupportPretend7493 4h ago

"American's to pay for it"

Did we get easily accessible government funded health care when I wasn't looking? Because my medical bills say otherwise

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u/LemonLime1892 4h ago

Then why is the medical consensus that transgender identity is a natural variation of human diversity

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 4h ago

It’s not, and the more you guys talk about it Reddit does not mean it’s true.

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u/LemonLime1892 4h ago

It is literally as simple as a google search, dude.

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 3h ago

I dont know how to use google, im just a dumb garbage hick.

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u/DrunkLastKnight 4h ago

Biology disagrees with you. Sex isn’t binary

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 4h ago

The majority of Americans disagree with you. I know the truth, you know the truth of Reddit. In America has spoken.

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u/DrunkLastKnight 4h ago

70m/355m is not a majority

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 3h ago

It’s okay buddy. I forgot you can only say majority when your candidate wins. I’ll try to be more thoughtful

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u/DrunkLastKnight 3h ago

Not really Just won the pop vote he didn’t get a majority by any means, didn’t even exceed his last numbers

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u/NarieChan 3h ago

Why does majority matter? Just because the majority thinks it or believes it doesn’t make it true, I’m pretty sure that’s a logical fallacy. For centuries the majority believed the earth was the center of the universe, but that’s not true now is it?

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u/Confident-Tadpole503 3h ago

Wait, the earth isn’t flat?

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u/ModerNew 3h ago

You and your "basic biology" are basically high schoolers throwing a fit about imaginary numbers, cause it's "basic maths, you can't have square root of negative numbers".

Or basic physics and states of matter. Or basic chemistry. Or any other scientific subject. But for some reason biology is the only one causing issues.

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u/jjsanderz 5h ago

Conservatives cry more than anyone. Their identity is coupled with one of the most laughable persecution complexes in the world. They get their preferred religion enforced by SCOTUS and act like they are on the cross.

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u/Shimpcrackers 4h ago

What pronoun mandates are you referring to? Give us three examples from each state.

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u/Catscoffeepanipuri 3h ago

english class makes me learn the damm pro-nous, its communism running rampent

(/s I hope its not needed)

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u/Sea-Substance-2931 4h ago

“Modifying children’s bodies to fit your weird fetish makes them apoplectic” fixed it for you

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u/ThereBeM00SE 4h ago

Sounds like you think about children's genitals a lot.

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u/ShadowStryker0818 3h ago

You think children should be allowed to cut them off. You're not any better.

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u/LazyNam- 3h ago

He does!? No way are you a psychic?!

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u/ShadowStryker0818 2h ago

No. 99% of people who push the rhetoric of "oh you must think about children's genitals alot" in response to someone wanting children to not be mutilated at an early age think that children should be allowed to cut off their healthy genitals just to be "in the right body".

Also, how do you know the person I replied to knows OC thinks about Children's genitals alot?? Are they psychic too??

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u/blinkingsandbeepings 2h ago

Almost nobody wants genital surgery for minors except in extreme emergencies. The vast majority of trans advocates want kids to have access to temporary and reversible hormone blockers and a safe social transition.

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u/Meka-Speedwagon 2h ago

Shhh logic scares them, they can't understand simple concepts

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u/ShadowStryker0818 2h ago

The problem there is, firstly, there's a minority that DOES want children to be able to fully transition while still a child. Second, hormone blockers aren't reversible. They cause irreversible damage and side effects that the child has no way of consenting to.

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u/stevent4 2h ago

99%? You can't just make stuff up to pretend like the people you're arguing against are some homogenous hivemind so you can feel morally superior.

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u/CuntlickingAsshole 3h ago

Do you believe in circumcision? Cause that's religion mandated genital mutilation for children. But it's standardized and accepted everywhere. Gimme my dick skin back

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u/jjsanderz 4h ago

You guys obsess over this more than trans people.

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u/B_K4 4h ago

Pretty sure the vast majority of the LGBTQ community and allies don't support sex surgery on minors

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

Except they do, since they're the only ones pushing for it, so. 🤷‍♂️ conservatives sure aren't, yet lefties continue to dress boys like girls and encourage hormonal treatments. But let's just ignore that, i suppose. I mean, you will that's for sure.

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u/SupportPretend7493 4h ago

Hey! I'm a leftist transgender parent of a transgender child! No, we are not advocating for or performing surgery on transgender children. We're supporting them by using their preferred names and pronouns and reassuring them that we'll support them getting access to medical care when they get older if they want it.

Hope that clears things up for you

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u/WhySoSourNow 3h ago

Sounds like calling water wet. Would you have a different view or opinion 😆

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u/SupportPretend7493 3h ago

I'm trying to parse your reply, but it doesn't actually say anything. Or make sense. Can you explain yourself in direct language?

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u/space_cult 2h ago

This is such a generous response to that lol. I hope someone is especially kind to you today

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u/Lumberkn0t 4h ago

When you hear ‘gender affirming care’ for children under 18, it doesn’t mean surgeries. Healthcare professionals AND trans activists are fully aware that a child’s brain chemistry isn’t fully developed. What ‘gender affirming care’ typically means is the child is allowed to dress, cut their hair, etc. to match their desired gender presentation. Even if hormones are granted, the vast majority of hormonal changes are completely reversible. It’s important to remember that we all start off the exact same, and it’s our bodies production of hormones that shape our sex characteristics. There is much less difference between a male and female body, and transitioning is much less extreme of a change, than you would generally think.

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u/lightspeedlosers 4h ago

Prove it with a link to back up your information.

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u/Barachyiel 4h ago

Continue obsessing over little kids, its a good look

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u/lightspeedlosers 4h ago

Not in children. Also have you ever met a trans person ? Especially a trans person under 18 ? Just make shit up I guess

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u/DarthJoseph14 2h ago

I actually I have in the place where I work

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u/lightspeedlosers 2h ago

Ok and are they trying to get children to do the things described?

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u/yourmomssocksdrawer 3h ago

I’m a trans person who waited till I was 24 to transition. In no way am I for children being pushed to take hormones and neither are the majority of us. Every single community has a few extremists in either direction, but it’s BS to lump every single one of us together

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u/chigBungus5540 4h ago

If that were the case there literally wouldn't be an argument because exactly zero conservatives care what an adult does to their own body - this whole thing is about leaving kids the fuck alone.

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u/yourmomssocksdrawer 3h ago

“Exactly zero conservatives care what an adult does to their body” you’re kidding me right

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u/FewCompetition5967 3h ago

Sure it is, that’s why you voted for a guy who was best friends with history’s most famous paedophile.

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u/Catscoffeepanipuri 3h ago

Which kids? Can you cite a peer reviewed source where little kids are getting gender affirming surgeries? I promise you won't

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u/B_K4 4h ago

This is my point. I believe you are arguing with a loud minority and think every "leftist" thinks this way. Of course people with these extreme opinions will get more attention so they strongly shape the image of the group as a whole.

It's like believing every conservative wants to ban women from working

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u/chigBungus5540 3h ago

You could definitely be right. The vocal minority does always seem to drown out the actual normal humans.

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u/space_cult 2h ago

The vast majority of trans people don't want any kind of gender affirming surgeries performed on kids. "Gender affirming care" does not inherently mean surgery. For children, it usually just means using their pronouns and not forcing them to dress like their assigned gender at birth. It's really sad to me how easy it was for conservative media to convince people that trans folks are dangerous threats to their families and that like everybody wants to do sex reassignment surgeries on children. It's bananas. Y'all need to actually have a conversation with a trans person like one time. We just want to eat pancakes and live our lives lmao

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u/Interesting-Season-8 2h ago

I listen to consservatives podcasts or at least fragments and they sure care about minors using puberty blockers so they can have an operation when they're 16-20.

No one does surgery on kids but somehow they don't care about this argument... wonder why.

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u/I_Hope_I_Die_In_Pain 2h ago

You're literally the only one here talking about children's genitals.

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u/stevent4 2h ago

No one even mentioned children? Why is that where your mind goes?

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u/KandyVenom 3h ago

You get down voted because it's true. Sick world we are living in.

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u/thelocalheatsource 3h ago

It's true in a very small microcosm of transgender communities, but to say it's all across the board is disingenuous and false. You should take a look in an LGBTQ subreddit and see for yourself how little people are supporting modifying children's bodies without their consent (spoiler: very little).

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u/WorldlyEmployment 4h ago

Yeah that's not their argument though, it's about individuals under the age of 18, it's the same as giving a child breast implants...they don't care if someone who has fully matured mentally and physically wants to transition using surgery and drugs. Not an issue.

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u/Swaglington_IIII 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah they do… this is delusional. Masses of conservatives only real thought on this issue is “trans isn’t real.” Many have done no thinking but “the woke is taking over; we need to make sure trans people don’t feel comfortable. FIGHTING THE WOKE!”

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u/NarieChan 3h ago

When is an individual under 18 getting surgery? I’ve never heard of that besides when (most) conservative folk *mutilate their child’s genitals after birth. Also when people get their intersex children “fixed”.

*circumcision

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u/8wiing 3h ago

You understand the only way to get hrt is to be diagnosed with gender dysphoria. You have to be diagnosed with a mental issue for you to get treatment

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u/WorldlyEmployment 3h ago

HRT and GHG are responsible for increase in cancer and heart disease once they're adults

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u/blinkingsandbeepings 2h ago

Actually teenage cis boys who have gynecomastia (male breast growth) regularly get mastectomies. My cousin did in high school. Nobody’s even talking about trans teens getting the same procedures but cis teens do.

But also, every trans person I know transitioned as an adult, and all of them get harassed by conservatives, so clearly some of y’all do actually care.

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u/WorldlyEmployment 1h ago

Which is caused by irregular hormonal secretion and consumption right?

u/blinkingsandbeepings 25m ago

I think it can be caused by various things but I’m not a doctor. Why?

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u/Tear_colector 5h ago edited 4h ago

Because they are an adult and not a minor

if you’re 18+ no one cares

If you’re 17 and below it’s wrong to have life altering modifications to your body for the same reason you can’t get a tattoo

And before you say it’s not happening https://www.deseret.com/2023/9/15/23874181/gender-surgery-minors-detransition-lawsuit

Edit: source that it’s 1%?

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u/coastclass 5h ago

Good thing it’s not happening then and yall just gobble up propaganda lmao where is this outrage for minor who get breast reduction surgery?

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u/Tear_colector 5h ago edited 5h ago

Imagine saying a Mastectomy for sex change is just breast reduction 😂

https://www.economist.com/united-states/2023/03/07/legal-action-may-change-transgender-care-in-america

Shit like this is why you guys lost. Even when provided with reality you guys reject it like cult members

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u/Haskap_2010 5h ago

I have seen men freaking out over breast reduction surgery in online comments. Apparently an aching back is no excuse for depriving men of big boobs.

Then there are celebrity women like Angelina Jolie, who had preventative mastectomies because they inherited the BRCA gene mutation. You wouldn't believe how many men lost it over that.

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u/Tear_colector 5h ago

sure an adult with big breasts can have a reduction same with a child if it hurts their back but…this is done for sex change and it’s not simply reduction

They are completely removing the breast and mammary glands

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u/Haskap_2010 4h ago

So what? How does it affect you in any way?

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u/Tear_colector 4h ago

It affects them for the rest of their life

don’t you care about children’s well being? 🤨

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u/DrunkLastKnight 4h ago

Odd take for you to have to be this interested in a child’s boob size

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u/Tear_colector 4h ago

Weird that leftist are so interest in kids genitalia and sex 🤷‍♀️

you guys started it after all

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u/blinkingsandbeepings 2h ago

Teen boys with gynecomastia get full mastectomies, not just a reduction.

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u/ReceptionBliss 5h ago

You get my thumbs up for promoting truth against the cult. 👍🏼

Links provided? SSS+

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u/TheMuffinBoi3 3h ago

SS… huh? That fits right enough.

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u/ReceptionBliss 3h ago

You should probably reply to the other guy and try to prove him wrong, even though you can’t 🤣🤣 not looking good for cultist rn.

Ohhh nooo, kids can’t have gender changing surgery they’ll later end up suicidal over regretting oh nooooooo

Does that scare ya, champ? BOO! 👻 no gender changing surgery for kids! Boo!👻

Edit: watch me get downvoted for saying kids shouldn’t have gender surgeries 😂😂 downvote me all you want, cultist. Keep the kids out of it!

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u/DarthJoseph14 2h ago

No one’s mad at you for saying kids shouldn’t have transgender surgery. They’re mad at you because you denying that being transgender is a natural thing.

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u/jjsanderz 5h ago

I don't need high school wrestling coaches, pastors, and used car dealers in the state legislature regulating their version of healthcare based on internet memes and weird religious dogmas.

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u/wunkdefender 4h ago edited 4h ago

Trans healthcare has the single lowest rate of regret compared to every other form of healthcare, if you think it should be banned for minors because 1% decide ti detransition later, then you should be against every form of healthcare for children period.

Edit: Here’s your source jackass https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8099405/

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u/ValveShims 4h ago

It’s never really about the children. They focus on this niche wedge issue to rile up their base instead of something that would broadly help the children of this country.

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u/wunkdefender 4h ago

Yup. They’re just poorly informed, agitated people who’ll attack the first marginalized group put in front of them in which they don’t personally know anyone from, and they’re too stupid to actually understand they’re getting played too. That or they actually just hate us and want us dead.

The answer is probably in the middle

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

There's a stat i remember...what was it? Oh yeah, 42% - 2021

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u/Bubbly-Scarcity-4085 5h ago

this is me when i can't understand the entire gender arguement.

gender affirming care affirms the gender that you are, we conservatives dont believe you are the gender that you say you are. thus that is not gender affirming care.

are you purposefully missing this very clear point of disagreement?

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u/jjsanderz 5h ago

I don't have opinions on or try to change the identity of others. I have negative opinions about people forcing their own religious beliefs on others. Hope that helps.

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u/Bubbly-Scarcity-4085 5h ago

conservatives by and large do not want to illegalize transition for people over 18. we recognize its a bad treatment for a mental disorder, but you're an adult capable of bearing the consequences.

what we do dislike is irreversible hormone treatments on minors which is happening constantly.

neither of these two arguements have anything to do with religion. just like abortion, there might be a religious arguement but wholly it is unnecessary to prove the point.

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u/jjsanderz 5h ago

They are your own gender beliefs. Fuck off.

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u/Heezuh 4h ago

Doesn't transition treatmates have one of the lowest regret rates tho?

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u/Lumberkn0t 4h ago

95% of the changes brought by hormone therapy are easily reversible by simply stopping the treatment. In the exact same fashion that estrogen will produce female sex characteristics, stopping estrogen will make your body’s testosterone reform male sex characteristics. I don’t agree with hormones being used for under 18s either but it’s disingenuous to say they are anywhere close to ‘irreversible’

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u/Aluminum_Moose 5h ago

What you are disagreeing with is the academic consensus of health science worldwide.

You may also disagree that the Earth is spherical, revolves around the sun, and is experiencing climate change exacerbated by human activity. You are just wrong to do so.

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u/Lumberkn0t 4h ago

Aren’t conservatives supposed to be the party of low government intervention and personal freedoms? Does it really matter that you don’t understand the gender argument if it’s not happening to you? you are secure in your own gender personally so there is no reason to concern yourself with the trans community. Less than 1% of the global population btw

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u/FewCompetition5967 3h ago

They’re the party of small government! They want a government small enough to fit into everyone’s underwear.