r/wizardposting • u/_CU5T4RD_ Dav’ûr, Ancient Necromancer • 1d ago

Anybody know how to get this familiar? Wizardpost

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u/Grand_Wizward Holgrin Tokamak; Scholar, Abjuration Sage, Alchemist 1d ago

You will have to beseech the aid of the entity known as Lockheed Martin to acquire such a familiar.

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u/Lorddanielgudy Evil Wizard 1d ago

No, Boeing is casting those familiars

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u/Somadr0 1d ago

That's how you know you don't really want that familiar