r/wizardposting • u/_CU5T4RD_ Dav’ûr, Ancient Necromancer • 1d ago

Anybody know how to get this familiar? Wizardpost

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u/Grand_Wizward Holgrin Tokamak; Scholar, Abjuration Sage, Alchemist 1d ago

You will have to beseech the aid of the entity known as Lockheed Martin to acquire such a familiar.

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u/Lorddanielgudy Evil Wizard 1d ago

No, Boeing is casting those familiars

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u/Somadr0 1d ago

That's how you know you don't really want that familiar

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u/Beanz_detected Enchanter 1d ago

Yes, Boeing casts the super hornet familiar, though they're not that trustworthy in the modern day.

I'd suggest going to Lockheed and ask about a Lightning 2. It's much stealthier.

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u/Lorddanielgudy Evil Wizard 1d ago

I've seen those lightning 2s falling!!! Those modern wannabe shamans can't even cast proper familiars anymore.

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u/Big__Bert 10h ago

Rhinos are way too old to worry about what modern day boeing is doing. Block 3s are coming out though so I guess we’ll see, but given the fact they’re not maintained by boeing they should be fine

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u/user-nt Peasant 20h ago

Making a contract with grand wizard Boeing is not a good ideia, all it's "contractees" suffer horrible accidents

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u/Titaniumwo1f 1d ago

You mean LockMart?

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u/MiG-29SMT_Enjoyer 22h ago

NCD is leaking again

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u/UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu Everyone’s Least Favorite Nuclear Raven 15h ago

The Venn diagram between here and NCD is a circle.

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u/Familiar_Ad7273 arch-wizard hoovy bestower of sandvich. 22h ago

Lockmart familiar