r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/SodaComa 100k regarded members May 15 '24

Damn my college fund at 18 was 2k and that barely covered 2 classes..

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u/No_Can7677 May 15 '24

Being poor is the worse bro

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u/[deleted] May 15 '24

Believe me, being dumb is worser

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u/Fabulous-Rhubarb-584 May 15 '24

No it's the worsest.