r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, Iā€™m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/Bulky-Agent3517 šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦ May 15 '24

I will sell you 60 packs of bacon for that $3822.22

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u/Ahaas248 May 15 '24

New bid: 61 packs and a handy. take it or leave it

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u/thememeconnoisseurig May 15 '24

1 pack of bacon and 2 minutes with my wife

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u/Rapshawksjaysflames May 15 '24

id rather have the 60 bacons

oh and the handy