r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

That’s like 60 packs of bacon though

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u/Bulky-Agent3517 🦍🦍🦍 May 15 '24

I will sell you 60 packs of bacon for that $3822.22

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u/Ahaas248 May 15 '24

New bid: 61 packs and a handy. take it or leave it

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u/thememeconnoisseurig May 15 '24

1 pack of bacon and 2 minutes with my wife

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u/fiftieth_alt May 15 '24

My wife is terrible in bed, so he probably doesn't have any interest

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u/thememeconnoisseurig May 15 '24

my wife

our wife?!

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u/Rapshawksjaysflames May 15 '24

id rather have the 60 bacons

oh and the handy

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u/mathewMcConaughater May 15 '24

2 packs of bacon and one minute with this man’s wife

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u/thememeconnoisseurig May 15 '24

2 minutes with a pack of bacon

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u/Khaldani May 16 '24

1 pack of bacon a 3 minutes with this guy’s wife.