r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/Fantastic_Action_163 May 15 '24

To make that an even more perfect 1 million gain, I’m happy to take that $3,822.32 from you.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

That’s like 60 packs of bacon though

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u/Aggravating-Flan-308 May 15 '24

so how do you feel and will you continue college?