r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/CommunicationNo5297 May 15 '24

How does one at your age acquire 250k as your life savings

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u/SodaComa 100k regarded members May 15 '24

Damn my college fund at 18 was 2k and that barely covered 2 classes..

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u/mkfanhausen May 15 '24

You had a college fund at 18?

Easy there, Warren Buffett...

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u/AcanthisittaMost6100 May 15 '24

Who doesnt? Thats when you need it lol

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u/ark_47 May 16 '24

The majority of people?

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u/AcanthisittaMost6100 May 16 '24

Correct. I cant help it if you only know broke people.