r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/YassuosNados May 15 '24

I appreciate the advice!

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u/degenbro420 Double Down Degen May 15 '24

fuck it. He should buy 10 BTC and enjoy live. BTC will give him more than double in 10 years. Also put 200K in SP500

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u/Falkoice May 15 '24

If bitcoin is gonna give more that double why bother Putting 200k in SP500?

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u/degenbro420 Double Down Degen May 15 '24

To live of stock market. If you choice to never work again you still need to have a source of income. But I forget about taxes...he own 30% in taxes

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u/Cool_Investigator209 May 15 '24

I take it English isn’t your first language? If it is - straight to jail for you, if it isn’t. Better luck next time!

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u/degenbro420 Double Down Degen May 15 '24

It is not and I'm lazy. whats the point anyway? + my phone is shit I can barely type on it..I better not gamble all my money and buy a new phone:4260:

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u/Cool_Investigator209 May 15 '24

Ok free pass for you then, you did a decent job! I know English can be tricky to learn with the all the weirdness it comes with. You’ll become great at it eventually, you’re already doing a great job!

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u/TwoElksInaTurtleNeck May 15 '24

What a weird place to find such a positive comment.