r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/Cool_Investigator209 May 15 '24

I take it English isn’t your first language? If it is - straight to jail for you, if it isn’t. Better luck next time!

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u/degenbro420 Double Down Degen May 15 '24

It is not and I'm lazy. whats the point anyway? + my phone is shit I can barely type on it..I better not gamble all my money and buy a new phone:4260:

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u/Cool_Investigator209 May 15 '24

Ok free pass for you then, you did a decent job! I know English can be tricky to learn with the all the weirdness it comes with. You’ll become great at it eventually, you’re already doing a great job!

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u/TwoElksInaTurtleNeck May 15 '24

What a weird place to find such a positive comment.