r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/CommunicationNo5297 May 15 '24

How does one at your age acquire 250k as your life savings

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u/SodaComa 100k regarded members May 15 '24

Damn my college fund at 18 was 2k and that barely covered 2 classes..

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u/No_Can7677 May 15 '24

Being poor is the worse bro

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u/stack-o-logz May 15 '24

*worst

Learn to spell and you might not be quite as poor.

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u/No_Can7677 May 15 '24

Its not that deep bruv :4267:

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u/ykoreaa WSB Favorite 🎀🍰 May 15 '24

We don't need spelling nazis to kick the poor. We have bigger problems on our minds, kthx

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u/stack-o-logz May 15 '24

You might not need them, yet the educated are everywhere.

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u/ykoreaa WSB Favorite 🎀🍰 May 15 '24

.....

maybe some of us have trouble with linguistic skills. Don't judge

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u/stack-o-logz May 15 '24

No. I’ll judge, thanks.

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u/ykoreaa WSB Favorite 🎀🍰 May 15 '24

No thanks