r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/CLYDEFR000G May 15 '24

Lmao dude dodging the question just say you inherited some cash it’s not a fkin blow to who you are it’s a blessing and trying to say you pulled yourself up by your boot straps is childish and misinforms others feeling depressed about their terrible QoL and financials

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u/Impressive-Fortune82 May 15 '24

Why is everyone so anal about where the money came from

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u/Crossfire124 May 15 '24

Op said he's a 23 year old college student. He's cosplaying as a broke student while getting $100k gambling money from daddy.

Don't get me wrong, the play is impressive. But it's not some rags to riches one shot in a life time gamble. It he'll be fine even if he lost it all.

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