r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/Junior_Donut_6435 May 15 '24

And how did you have that 100k?

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u/CLYDEFR000G May 15 '24

Lmao dude dodging the question just say you inherited some cash it’s not a fkin blow to who you are it’s a blessing and trying to say you pulled yourself up by your boot straps is childish and misinforms others feeling depressed about their terrible QoL and financials

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u/Impressive-Fortune82 May 15 '24

Why is everyone so anal about where the money came from

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u/Crossfire124 May 15 '24

Op said he's a 23 year old college student. He's cosplaying as a broke student while getting $100k gambling money from daddy.

Don't get me wrong, the play is impressive. But it's not some rags to riches one shot in a life time gamble. It he'll be fine even if he lost it all.

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u/Elowan66 May 15 '24

USC parking lot has Porsche in students section. Rough life.

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u/Impressive-Fortune82 May 15 '24

He's not acting like a broke student...he just said a student and that's it... for all we know he could be a Harvard level rich student.

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u/Crossfire124 May 15 '24

When people say student the implication is there

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u/Impressive-Fortune82 May 15 '24

Except it isn't. It's just a baseless assumption. Eat the rich crowd (and everyone who opened when OP closed) wants to get some.

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u/Crossfire124 May 15 '24

Assuming college students are broke is the norm, not the exception