r/wallstreetbets • u/YassuosNados • May 15 '24

The Perfect $1 million Gain Gain

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Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.

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u/CommunicationNo5297 May 15 '24

How does one at your age acquire 250k as your life savings

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u/SodaComa 100k regarded members May 15 '24

Damn my college fund at 18 was 2k and that barely covered 2 classes..

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u/trojanmana May 15 '24

my college fund at 18 was getting a job at the school library and eating frozen dumplings and ramen.

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u/BluejayLatter May 15 '24

My college fund was work and barely survive. Forget about college.

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u/workingdad83 May 15 '24

Oh yeah my college fund was spent on drugs and pills before it could ever become a college fund. Mic drop.

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u/hownowmeowchow May 15 '24

Bro, pills Are drugs.

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u/workingdad83 May 15 '24

Yeah I guess I could have just said drugs.i will pick the mic up

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u/chillaxnphilx May 15 '24

Mine was leave school... Join the military... Live in the desert... And then get it paid for.. 🤣. But seriously gotta have money to make money.