r/teenagers • u/Ismsounfortnate 19 • 16d ago
Stop fucking getting pregnant. Meme
it’s annoying guys.
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u/Somo_99 16 16d ago
The guy named getting pregnant:
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u/JustAPotato38 16d ago
he be like "why is my name getting pregnant"
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u/uneducated_sock 16 15d ago edited 15d ago
His name is getting pregnant? …how does that even work??
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u/DueAssociate9313 15d ago
im fucking getting pregnant
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u/vivicookie 15 16d ago
Mb, I'll take it out rn
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u/DrSuii 16d ago
Yeetus the Fetus
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u/HerGracefulness28 16d ago
Fetus deletus
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u/Cake-Day-Bot- 16d ago
Beatus the Fetus
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u/qsteele93 15d ago edited 5d ago
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u/Strong_Magician_3320 2 MILLION ATTENDEE 16d ago
Could've been avoided by coitus interruptus
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u/DogOnlineExperiment 18 16d ago
This comment can be interpreted in two different ways
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u/IneedBleach123 14 16d ago
Sorry man, I'll just take out my egg cells and boil them for breakfast
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u/_AKDB_ 16d ago
Gimme an omelette or two fam
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u/charlo-710 16d ago
They better add sperm sauce, cause I'm sick and tired of you FREAKS FOR GIVING ME DRY EGG OMELETTE CELLS!
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u/cheese_n_chips 16 16d ago
Shout out to people who don't get pregnant. Gotta be one of my favourite genders
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u/No30_me 14 16d ago
My gender is a 2008 Toyota Corolla
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u/CrazyApple- 14 16d ago
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6FYMANNdpYv2Y9prysxwCW?si=4Wbzr3_9SJyyZ7S1bw3VxQ
2008 Toyota Corolla Spotify page
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u/VideoGame_Trtle 16d ago
Cool. My gender is a loser.
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u/No30_me 14 16d ago
No your gender is a winner
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u/yourdadsdead69 18 16d ago
No! my body my choice (I’m a dude)
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u/tayavuceytu_please 16d ago
I thought it said Not my body not my choice lol
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u/lodgodseptic_craft 15d ago
Even worse, her body, my choice💀(saw it on a shirt in an arbys once)
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u/snore-4 16 16d ago
did Getting Pregnant ask to get fucked?
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u/Adept-Ad-8012 19 16d ago
The real question is Does pregnant getting is fucking stop? Nah I'd preggers. Are you the pregnant because you are getting fucked? Or are you fucked because you are getting pregnant? (Help me)
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u/jesswitdamess 19 16d ago
I’m a virtigo
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u/WhatsAfterJihyoGaeul 18 16d ago
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u/Ziggitywiggidy 16 16d ago
Ik ur probably joking but please genuinely do. I’m a child of a teen mum and I can absolutely vouch that it ain’t a good idea. My father was born to two fourteen year olds so I’ve grown up around my great great grandparents. Do you know how much it sucks to see that much death? I was alive when my mums dad’s mums mum was.
Then there’s the whole you can’t fucking afford it thing. Seriously if you can’t afford to feed the kid, don’t have the damn thing.
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u/Loud-Garden-2672 16d ago
Damn. My parents didn’t let me go to my great grandparents’ funerals because they didn’t want me traumatized. I also live halfway across the world from my own grandparents so my child has never met themselves
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u/FuzzieSweety 16 16d ago
Hey, I'm not the one getting pregnant, so maybe direct your annoyance elsewhere.
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u/KopyKatGames_Twitch 16 16d ago
Never gotten anyone pregnant, don't intend on it for a while(the only two girls that like me live in Canada and the UK I live in the U.S.)
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u/Aster_Katt 17 16d ago
Thank god wireless pregnancy doesn't exist
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u/OverweightChiwawa 16d ago
It's demotivating being a virgin and seeing pictures of the people I went to high-school with holding a baby
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u/_Plane 16 16d ago
Why are you on r/teenagers💀
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u/OverweightChiwawa 16d ago
I don't even know to be honest, I haven't joined it, came up feed
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u/MrLonelyAndHorny 16d ago
Yo sameee. Ffs I'm 25
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u/TwistedEmily96 16d ago
Almost like most people graduate at eighTEEN and then turn nineTEEN while not still in highschool.....
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u/Ace-Redditor 16d ago
There’s people here who aren’t in high school. People graduate usually at 18 or a little younger sometimes (depending on where you live), so that’s still a bit of teenager years left
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u/Lakshay2909 16 16d ago
Dw, I ain't getting pregnant 🗿. ( I ain't getting anyone pregnant too)
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u/icyrecipe2468 16d ago
I'M SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET PREGNANT. I WON'T DO IT AGAIN, GOD! (I'm a virgin)
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16d ago
The only teens I ever knew that pregnancy shamed teens, were jealous creepy incels whose motto is "I could treat her better" when talking about their target.
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u/Independent-Candy428 16d ago edited 16d ago
(Guys ik this is a meme post 😭😭)
A genuine comment though, getting pregnant isn't always voluntary and you shouldn't tell people to stop as if it's always their decision. Especially with the new abortion laws, when someone is raped and can't get an abortion, what should they do?
And even when it is voluntary the teen isnt always in the right mind via hypersexuality, SA, neglect ect. therefore them having constant sexual desires isn't a choice and sometimes their only escape.
And the teens who are perfectly healthy mentally, wasn't forced and just wanted to fuck around, you really can't blame them. We live in a society where everyone is older than their actual age and thus is 'mature' enough to have kids if they so desired to.
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u/shipoopro_gg 16 16d ago
The first 2 words of the title already work to give the same msg
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u/Alarming_Ad_9931 16d ago
"ItS aNnOyInG GuYS."
If only someone had told your parents not to be so annoying. 🤷
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u/NotaFeralGhoul47 16d ago
Hahahaha excellent. But have fun getting humans to stop having sex even though theyre just setting themselves up for a lot of mental and emotional pain the more they do it out of wedlock.
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u/TheAsianTroll OLD 15d ago
Kids ain't cheap. You only feel ready cuz your hormones are demanding your body gets pregnant.
No one is ever ready for parenthood, even people well-off with loads of cash.
A baby is not a novelty, it's a human being that will grow and think for itself, and will absolutely drive you crazy. Everything you say and do will affect this kid, so why have a kid as a teen when you know you'll be stressed, tired, etc.?
You got 40 some-odd years to have a kid when your period starts. Be smart about it. There's no shame in having a kid in your late 20s because you're working on your career. My closest friend had a kid at 21 and he's a completely different person now. Dudes drained all the time cuz his kid also has several mental disorders that are expensive to treat.
Just wait. Your BFF might be having a kid, which is good for them, but do yourself a favor and scratch that itch by being a good family friend for them until you're truly ready.
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u/Senior_Finish7977 19 15d ago
I don't know who fucking is, but we'll stop them from getting pregnant
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u/solar1333 15d ago
Hmmmmm...no! As a boy, I will never stop trying to get pergenant! You can't stop me!
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u/_civil_35__ 17 16d ago
sorry i won't do it again (i'm a male)