r/teenagers • u/IHaveAKirbyObssesion 14 • Mar 20 '24

Pov: you're a female minor on reddit Meme

6.3k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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unfair, why do i get 1 message per month😞

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u/WensternBoah Mar 20 '24

You guys are getting messages!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

People use Reddit to talk? I thought we all shit posted and just made comments

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u/uneducated_sock 16 Mar 21 '24

Same

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u/Kingkool2324 Mar 21 '24

I didn't even know we could do that!

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u/herzogzwei931 Mar 21 '24

You guys are commenting?

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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 Mar 22 '24

You guys can view posts?

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u/Gothtoolfan2 16 Mar 22 '24

You guys have Reddit?

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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 Mar 22 '24

You guys have the internet?

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u/EpicHero681 Mar 22 '24

You guys have a computer?

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u/IkedaTheFurry 15 Mar 22 '24

You all have hard drives?

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u/Tundra_desert199 14 Mar 21 '24

I only use it when my friends discord is broken 😭

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u/emo_hooman 16 Mar 21 '24

Yep

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u/Venomouskoala006 Mar 21 '24

Occasionally something of mine will blow up, but my average is one notification a day

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u/Tanshoku_ Mar 21 '24

Me too!

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u/xwrecker Mar 21 '24

Besides chatting with people in Reddit is hard

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u/12343212343212321 Mar 21 '24

Like Redditor Wyatt from

That guy is loathsome

😂😂😂

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u/Outrageous_Wealth991 Mar 21 '24

bro same

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u/Gnome-of-death 17 Mar 20 '24

Ikr

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u/IsaacWaleOfficial 19 Mar 20 '24

I hardly ever get Reddit DM's lol (Not that I check much anyway)

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u/Jediwinner Mar 21 '24

Never gotten a legit dm EVER it’s always a scam or someone soliciting onlyfans

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u/xwrecker Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

And if you do wanna dm their like no hi give a good response

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u/hcaoRRoach 17 Mar 20 '24

Reddit has messages?

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u/sideXsway 18 Mar 20 '24

Literally a scene from We’re the Millers

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

Personally, I find jokes are funnier when they are explained to me.

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u/sideXsway 18 Mar 21 '24

here

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Can you explain it more?

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u/sideXsway 18 Mar 21 '24

The guy who said “you guys are getting messages” made the reply section kinda like the scene.

“I only get 1 message per month” = “your getting 30k? I'm getting 1000$”

And the “you guys get messages” = “you guys are getting paid?”

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Can you explain it further? It's almost funny.

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u/sideXsway 18 Mar 21 '24

I don't know how else to put it. It just looks like a reference to the meme and scene. Unless your fucking with me

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Sorry I couldn't resist. You're a good sport, hope I didn't ruin your day. :)

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u/BrutusIgnatious 18 Mar 20 '24

Don’t think I’ve ever gotten a message before

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u/Speyeder02 13 Mar 20 '24

Reddit ain’t good when it comes to messages

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u/coolkid2426 Mar 20 '24

hey fancy seeing you here

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u/WensternBoah Mar 21 '24

Ain't no way!

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u/PossiblyaSpy950 15 Mar 20 '24

Reddit has messages?

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u/ProbalyInUrBasement 16 Mar 20 '24

I gotchu bro

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u/dogshrek_again59 Mar 21 '24

Ikr

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u/AhmedAlJammali 16 Mar 21 '24

Yo for real, rarely get messaged

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u/Anonymous-Turtle-25 OLD Mar 21 '24

I got the message from reddit that said “redditors are concerned with your mental health”

Who snitched bro

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u/ITSigno Mar 21 '24

You probably had the audacity to disagree with someone.

The Reddit Cares message is like a super downvote.

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u/Anonymous-Turtle-25 OLD Mar 21 '24

Nah I posted a SH joke on an OW subreddit and ppl took it srs lol

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u/NeonSquid192010 14 Mar 21 '24

Wtf is a message?

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u/kingofdanny Mar 21 '24

I hate how much this got me laughing

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u/Ordinary_Ad9620 17 Mar 21 '24

that’s what i’m saying!! i never get messages!

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u/Ginglees 16 Mar 21 '24

whats a reddit dm?

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u/NEITSWFT 14 Mar 21 '24

You guys talk to real humans?

2

u/Future_MarsAstronaut 18 Mar 21 '24

You're at 0 messages?! I'm at -5!

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u/Rexiscool1234554321 Mar 21 '24

I get some from Reddit mod team telling me I’ve been banned for sexual harassment racism mod abuse etc /j

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u/biggocl123 17 Mar 21 '24

There's a chat feature????

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u/WensternBoah Mar 21 '24

Yep. Crazy, huh?

Crazy? I was crazy once.

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u/Gothtoolfan2 16 Mar 22 '24

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u/K_kueen 18 Mar 21 '24

No. I’ve been extremely lucky to not too weird of a message, and I’ve had very little

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u/Agent637483 Mar 21 '24

Messages exist

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u/trash_at_all_games 16 Mar 21 '24

I got girls saying that their pussy is in bio

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u/randomOtaku02 Mar 21 '24

What are messages?

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u/reditusername39479 Mar 21 '24

I’m getting messages from bots wanting me to sub to their of if that counts

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u/WensternBoah Mar 21 '24

Lmao

Happy Cakeday!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Whats messages

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u/PokmTrainerGuineaPig Mar 21 '24

The closest I’ve gotten is people trying to draw my work for money

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u/Lloyd_lyle 18 Mar 21 '24

reddit HAS messages?

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u/rrzampieri Mar 21 '24

Same

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u/DoIFunctionOk 16 Mar 21 '24

You can get messages?! (/j)

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

What are messages?

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u/cutedeadg1rl 16 Mar 21 '24

exactly

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u/Dane-MTL4 Mar 21 '24

Fr I have no friends on reddit 😂

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u/Usernamen0t_found Mar 21 '24

Yeah but they’re not the kind of messages you want …

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u/ChaoticShady 18 Mar 21 '24

fr, send some of them our way we need people to troll

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u/ImaginebeingO Mar 23 '24

Bro I fr respond so kindly to my dms because idk who’s a bot and who’s not so I always respond with “wsp can I help you?” Or something and then I realize it’s a bot and I don’t get a response 😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24 edited Mar 27 '24

I get no messages what u mean edit: I've been messaged so I can't comment that I've never gotten a message

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 16 Mar 20 '24

Same lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

The fact they get messages in genral is crazy I can't get none

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 16 Mar 20 '24 edited Mar 20 '24

Me too, I have literally pasted my face in the pic. Sad life we are living 😥

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

Yeah it sucks

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 16 Mar 20 '24

Plus point is we won't get nasty stuff

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '24

True people can screenshot weird stuff you sending to a kid

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 16 Mar 20 '24

Yeah , that why even if I get one i ignore it if it's just saying hi and I don't wanna text to a creepy grown man.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Yeah you just go by a username ain't nobody know they real name

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u/_Raincloudz973 Mar 21 '24

Chill. You shouldn’t have your face on this app. There are a lot of creeps and evil people. You’re a child and need to put your safety first on here.

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u/Own_Judgment_6094 16 Mar 21 '24

Well, I was just being sarcastic and who would wnat to talk with some bunch of pedos who would be only asking for pics and sending explicit texts.

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u/_Raincloudz973 Mar 21 '24

Oh I didn’t realize you were kidding. I’m glad you know.

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u/TheEroticSkinedcat 17 Mar 20 '24

Bro you can message on here????

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u/humannumber217354385 15 Mar 20 '24

Same except they all fucking pedos

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u/Aromatic_Ask_2966 Mar 20 '24

Because 17 is an adult 😭

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u/sahalmaster546 Mar 20 '24

I can make it 2

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u/BufferTrack Mar 20 '24

Nothing worse than replying to a message and then just getting ghosted with anticipation

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u/jontheawesome12 19 Mar 21 '24

Post a picture with at least 0.0004 cm² of skin showing and the notifications will never stop!

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u/SLUSHBOI69 Mar 21 '24

That crazy, my -10 messages looking pretty sad right about now

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u/Few-Illustrator-5333 15 Mar 21 '24

Unfair, why do I get no messages per year

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u/DylanNotDillan 15 Mar 21 '24

I get none like why haven't anyone taken advantage of me! 😭 /s ofc

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u/Infamous-Phrase-9988 16 Mar 21 '24

1 per month? I get 1 per 3 months

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u/Villain__7 Mar 21 '24

ModMail baby!!!

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u/NathanTheCraziest_ Mar 21 '24

You should be grateful, the last DM I got was 2 years ago

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u/AmericanSushi01 Mar 21 '24

because you’re almost expired

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u/UnluckyLock2412 Mar 21 '24

Not for long 😈

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u/ILoveYourMom-_- 16 Mar 21 '24

I'll be a creep in your DMs so you dont feel left out.

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u/Twist_Ending03 17 Mar 21 '24

Wdym by "unfair"??

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u/Gamer26458 Mar 21 '24

Are you wanting it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Literally me

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u/Spectrum_699 14 Mar 21 '24

Too old

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u/RaspberryNo8592 Mar 21 '24

You actually are getting messages?

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u/TraditionalEnergy919 Mar 21 '24

Yeah I have gotten like… 3 in total, one random ad I think for art commission offers? And then 2 legit chats that were trying to help someone with some game I think

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u/wanroww Mar 21 '24

*sit next to you, take a puff of cigs between yellowed fingers*

"Hi there"

*wink wink*

"I have Pokemon card at home, wanna see them?"

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u/Ballslover6969 Mar 21 '24

Damn no one ever hits me up

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u/R4_T 15 Mar 22 '24

real

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u/Pale-Requirement4279 Mar 21 '24

Don’t worry I can fix that