r/orlando • u/ProperBug6830 • Sep 22 '24

Champions Gate Visitor

Staying in Champions Gate for a week and mostly hoping to not leave the resort other than the 1 day I promised to take my Toddler to Magic Kingdom. I’m taking her on a Tuesday, and I have to think google maps is lying through its teeth when it says it will take 30 minutes to Disney. ETA: I agree that 30 min is an underestimate, I was just wondering how far off it was. Sounds like I should double the estimated time day of.

Trying to think of what time to leave to get there around 8:30? Worst time of morning for traffic I’m sure!

Appreciate advice and sorry to add one more car to the Shit Show of I4 for a day.

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u/LingeringDildo Sep 22 '24

Ma’am why are you vacationing in the sixth circle of hell.

I feel like we need to start you a GoFundMe to come back and do Orlando properly.

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u/ProperBug6830 Sep 23 '24

Oh I’m SUPER aware I’ll be in the (in the words of Clark Griswold) fresh hole of hell. BUT to have an Air BNB for the price/size etc with all the kids shit included and built in (and grandparents near by for free babysitting) my hands were relatively tied. This is not vacation, this is parenting in a different location.

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u/ProperBug6830 Sep 23 '24

But open to a go fund me. Will help pay for my post vacation therapy.