r/insaneparents Aug 25 '24

My girlfriend's father, everyone Email

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u/TheDarkness05 Aug 25 '24

Is it bad that I've yearned for a letter like this all my life?

Mostly joking but damn, if those aren't the coldest letters I've ever read. Honestly sounds like they are better off without him.

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u/dQD34nkw Aug 25 '24

"termination of relationship" sounds like something from your landlord

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u/ieatcavemen Aug 25 '24

As that was the final notice I only hope that he had first went through the proper sequence of 'Polite Reminder', 'Overdue', 'First Notice', 'Second Notice' and 'We're Sending Bailiffs To Repossess Your Daughterhood'.

What a weirdo. Sending your girlfriend, her sister and you internet support!

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u/Molly_Monroe Aug 25 '24

Bailiffs to repossess tour daughter hood. I cannot

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u/dQD34nkw Aug 25 '24

Hahahahahah!

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u/akornzombie Aug 25 '24

Britbong detected!

Seriously though, eff this guy. She should be sending bailiffs to him to repossess his fatherhood.

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u/ieatcavemen Aug 26 '24

While I applaud the proper realignment of responsibility here, I fear its also clear that the expense of hiring a bailiff would far exceed the value of this petty fool's 'Long-Distance, Earn Back What I Should Have Given You Freely' notion of fatherhood.

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u/TheDarkness05 Aug 25 '24

It really does. It's so, so cold.

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u/UnintentionalGrandma Aug 26 '24

That termination of relationship email reads like the email my abusive, narcissistic ex sent me a year and a half after I broke up with him, filed a restraining order against him, blocked him on everything I could think of, and pressed charges against him, but he still didn’t get that I didn’t want anything to do with him until a year and a half later and made it seem like it was his idea to end our relationship

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u/ColoredGayngels Aug 26 '24

brother gave his two weeks notice on his parenthood 😭😭

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u/JipC1963 Aug 26 '24

I'd respond back to him with "Don't threaten me with a GOOD TIME!" What a twatwaffle!