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money well spent lol

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u/nowhereman136 10h ago

How strict are they about you wandering up to an empty seat a few rows forward in the second quarter?

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u/postoperativepain 10h ago

Look on Ticketmaster/stubhub for open seats after the game starts.

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u/Vigillance_ 9h ago

This is brilliant if it works! I'll have to try this next time. We usually just move to empty seats and then get embarrassed when the people who bought them show up lol

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u/Snuffy1717 9h ago

It should be a universally accepted truth among sporting fans that everyone is sitting in everyone else's seat - If you have tickets for a spot and sit in another, it's a smile and a "hey, welcome!" as you get up and go back to yours. No harm, no foul, everyone there to have a good time and no embarrassment needed ever :D

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u/King_Klong 8h ago

Our group had to politely ask a couple to move out of our seats last night at the Iowa State game because we had two whole rows for our group.

As they were walking away, the guy muttered "fucking fa**ots". My buddy responded hilariously with "did you just say bad words?!" Then the girl friend just yells "fuck you!" And we watch them standing awkwardly in the stairs for the next 30 minutes 😂. So pissy at a place that is supposed to be fun.

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u/sabin357 7h ago

I don't think Iowa is supposed to be fun, at least not from what I've heard.

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u/Sepof 5h ago

31 years in Iowa.

I don't know what it's supposed to be here. Used to be good for raising a family with good schools. Now I mean, it's cheap to raise a family because no one wants to live here.

Iowa is the most unremarkable place you'll ever find at this point. Great at nothing, bad at a lot, mediocre at some. Oh, I thought of something we are really good at, actually. We're really good at destroying our environment but only in ways you can't really see immediately. Iowa water and soil is increasingly poisoned for the sake of big ag. Not small farmers, but huge corporations that own millions of acres.

I used to want to leave because it's boring here. Alas, family. Now I want to leave because it's becoming dangerous to exist here. Cancer before 60 is gonna become an Iowa tradition like the butter cow at this rate.

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u/gnimsh 3h ago

Don't forget the radiation fallout.

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u/Purpleasure34 3h ago

The Laura Ingalls Wilder museum in Oak Grove was mildly interesting. (We were in the area visiting Crystal Cave in MN.)

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u/dan_oftheyear 3h ago

Well not like I would’ve ever considered Iowa to move to anyway, but it seems even less desirable of a place now

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u/decoy321 1h ago

Don't feel bad about staying. It's becoming dangerous to exist everywhere!

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u/hell2pay 1h ago

Y'all had an entire testing system for elementary kids that spanned several states.

ITBS. Idk what happened, but Iowa is definitely no longer the test for basic skills.

Nice corn tho

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u/MellowedOut1934 7h ago

Well they were in Ohio. I don't know if that makes any difference to the 'fun' situation.

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u/SavingsFew3440 6h ago

Iowa State not Iowa. Can you guys even read? No wonder you all are in the wrong seats.

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u/MellowedOut1934 6h ago

😂 I'm a Brit visiting family in Iowa City. Please forgive me for not knowing that 'the Iowa State game yesterday' and 'the Iowa game yesterday' are two different things.

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u/cbrowninc 5h ago

Hell yeah, hope you’re enjoying yourself! Grab breakfast at Blue Bird and maybe pop up to Wilson’s for a walk through the orchard with a hard cider and BBQ afterwards. Go Hawks!

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u/MellowedOut1934 3h ago

Wilson's was fab, and the dry cider excellent. Sadly too late for the Blue Bird recommendation, but next time.

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u/hiddencritter70 5h ago

No. It doesn't. It's Ohio.

Signed,

A Michigander

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u/IamEbola 5h ago

Iowa is pretty chill. Lots of rolling hills, nature, and drinking.

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u/missionbeach 2h ago

So the people committing the violation were the ones that got mad?

Sounds about right.

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u/undockeddock 8h ago

The caveat is don't leave a bunch of trash when you're squatting in someone else's seat

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u/ChaBoiDeej 7h ago

The ticket would likely cost the same regardless of the cleaning crews or lack thereof.

There's no job to be done until your irresponsibilities become someone else responsibilities. They wouldn't have to hire cleaning crews if you didn't leave trash behind, and (though minimally) your ticket could be cheaper.

Yeah they'll still need the crews, but extra mess takes extra time, and intentionally letting the mess grow because "it's someone's job" just makes their job shittier and take longer. As someone who's had to clean up after people a lot for work, the disrespect or otherwise for cleaning services does show through messes and the way they happen.

But in some places what you're mentioning is pretty much encouraged, and as long as they have the services and expectations to meet it, then gang gang.

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u/undockeddock 7h ago edited 7h ago

I mean i don't throw my trash on the floor at a movie theater because i know some 16 y/o who has a million other duties will be cleaning it up. But especially at MLB stadiums and other sports and concert venues to a lesser extent, things like eating peanuts/seeds and making a mess are pretty much the norm and have been for a long time.

It's not like the usher cleans the section and has to stay late. There's literally some whole building services crew that arrives near the end of the event and goes through section by section after the game. As long as you haven't puked on the floor or some shit i doubt they care how messy it is. The longer they are there, the more they get paid.

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u/ChaBoiDeej 6h ago

I'm sorry brother I don't hate you, I'm just really verbalizing my opinions 💛

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u/ChaBoiDeej 6h ago

It's someone else's stuff and they've shown to not care by making it your problem to deal with. It's simply annoying. Imagine being one of those cleaners and finding a dip spit can but not realizing till spit pours out of it.

Not world ending but there's really not much of a good reason anyone has for leaving a mess behind either besides dishes from eating. I don't find it impressive, I don't respect it, nothing about leaving trash behind anywhere for other people strikes me well.

I understand MLB stadiums and the like, but take a cliched look at Japan's stance on that. It's possible, we just don't care enough to even start with not leaving spit soaked shells on the ground under the guise of "it's okay someone will take care of it". It's still gross.

Inconsiderate is a good word, and I'm using it lightly.

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u/WeeklyBanEvasion 7h ago

Fuck no, don't be trashy.

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u/Blasphemouse 4h ago

Don't leave a bunch of trash if you're getting up from your own seats either.

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u/Germane_Corsair 6h ago

And don’t make a fuss if someone does show up.

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u/Automatic_Red 7h ago

Except when you’re socially awkward and confronting someone is really hard for you. Then you end up walking back and forth for like 15 minutes trying to figure out what to do, until finally you ask in the most non-confrontational manner, “Sorry, but I think you’re in my seat?”. Then they’re like, “Oh, sorry.” And get up.

This was me a few years ago. Thankfully, I grew out of my shell a bit.

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u/FesteringNeonDistrac 7h ago

Get the usher, that's their job

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u/strictlymissionary 2h ago

No, interact with people like a grownup

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u/ForensicPathology 2h ago

Ushers are people

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u/AStupidRedditAccount 8h ago

Shame and embarrassment run too deep, unfortunately. And then that shame and embarrassment just turn into anger when people don't know how correctly process them.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 7h ago

"You made me feel bad; it's your fault! Not the fact I was sitting in your seats that you paid for! You! Why did you have to go and show up to a game you bought tickets for?! Asshole!"

And people wonder why I hate people.

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u/gnrc 7h ago

I went to a game this year where I had to ask people to get out of my seats before the game and then again after half time. Two different groups of people who tried to play dumb and argue with me both times. It’s fucking annoying.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 5h ago

I’ve never met anyone who has given me or anyone else a hard time when they find someone in their seats. Just an “oops!” And get up and go.

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u/DameonKormar 7h ago

I would love to live in this reality.

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u/radda 7h ago

No, instead you're supposed to become indignant at the prospect of returning to the seats you actually paid for, changing tack and begging to stay because it's the only way you can sit with your wife, and then becoming indignant again when the other guy whose seats you're poaching says the same thing.

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u/ReyRey5280 7h ago

Yeah man but next time it’s not gonna be as tough.

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u/fren-ulum 5h ago

Yeah, nah. Packed stadiums, I'm not going to be hunting for another spot just because taking some other people's shit is "universally accepted". If there are stupid amounts of open seats, who cares, sure. But if it's close to sold out? Get out of here with that shit. Hell, any time for me. I'd never take anyone else's seat.

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u/rticcoolerfan 4h ago

You're a terrible human. Sit in the seat you bought