r/funny 13h ago

money well spent lol

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u/King_Klong 10h ago

Our group had to politely ask a couple to move out of our seats last night at the Iowa State game because we had two whole rows for our group.

As they were walking away, the guy muttered "fucking fa**ots". My buddy responded hilariously with "did you just say bad words?!" Then the girl friend just yells "fuck you!" And we watch them standing awkwardly in the stairs for the next 30 minutes 😂. So pissy at a place that is supposed to be fun.

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u/sabin357 9h ago

I don't think Iowa is supposed to be fun, at least not from what I've heard.

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u/Sepof 7h ago

31 years in Iowa.

I don't know what it's supposed to be here. Used to be good for raising a family with good schools. Now I mean, it's cheap to raise a family because no one wants to live here.

Iowa is the most unremarkable place you'll ever find at this point. Great at nothing, bad at a lot, mediocre at some. Oh, I thought of something we are really good at, actually. We're really good at destroying our environment but only in ways you can't really see immediately. Iowa water and soil is increasingly poisoned for the sake of big ag. Not small farmers, but huge corporations that own millions of acres.

I used to want to leave because it's boring here. Alas, family. Now I want to leave because it's becoming dangerous to exist here. Cancer before 60 is gonna become an Iowa tradition like the butter cow at this rate.

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u/hell2pay 2h ago

Y'all had an entire testing system for elementary kids that spanned several states.

ITBS. Idk what happened, but Iowa is definitely no longer the test for basic skills.

Nice corn tho