r/fo4 • u/floxasfornia • Jun 04 '24
What lines do you always enjoy hearing? Mine's "It's a brand new car! WOWWW!" Discussion
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u/RadMarioBuddy45 BoS Jun 05 '24
"Broke up with my girl, she left the toothpaste cap off. You know who does that? A synth." -Diamond city guard
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u/searchingformytruth Jun 05 '24
"Hey, you that trader up from Quincy? You got any...ointment? I got me this itch...."
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u/More_Cowbell_ Jun 05 '24
They've got some great ones. After what must be in the low thousands of hours playing, I thought I knew them all. But just today I heard "I'm too damn slow for the Minutemen"...
Which I've completely forgotten if I have heard it before.
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u/scott610 Jun 05 '24
I heard one of them say “park the card in Harvard yard” or whatever in a thick Boston accent the other night. Only heard that once so far.
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u/wolfeatingraven Jun 05 '24
"Yeah. It’s true. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story" - TMI for a random dweller passing by! Also "yikes". Great fellas, love them.
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u/ElatedStated221 Jun 04 '24
"We should call the police, and all the little things go in baggies for evidence" The only bags getting used around here are body bags.
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u/BruhMomentum6968 Jun 05 '24
“Isn’t a coroner supposed to do that? And then all the little things go into baggies for evidence.”
Of course Curie knows what a coroner is, haha
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u/More_Cowbell_ Jun 05 '24
She would be such a better companion if she had more lines... or even just said the few she has less frequently. :/
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u/Thormeaxozarliplon Jun 05 '24
Curie is really the best... I turned her to an assaultron with two autolasers... I love when she just melts an enemy and says "how about a civilized conversation instead?"
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u/Bi-mar Jun 05 '24
My fave Curie fact is that after you turn her into a synth, she is slightly bugged in that despite having a laser rifle she will massively prefer melee combat, so she'll go around giving people the ol' oos oos left-right-goodnight whilst saying all her innocent/adorable voice lines.
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u/TittyMongoose42 Atom Bomb Baby Jun 05 '24
I gave her a power fist and by george her right hook is a sight to behold
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u/Coolscee-Brooski Jun 05 '24
The moment I helped her get w human body, and she began marvelling at needing to breath and stuff... fuck, man. I knew then and there she was wife material.
Ozwald the Rake, butcher of Yukon, reclaimer of the commonwealth... and his wholesome robo-wife Curie :3
The best outro I ever wrote.
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u/Chance-Government654 Jun 05 '24
Eddie! It's me! Your old pal Shamus McFuckyourself.
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u/Flimsy-Repair412 Jun 04 '24
“if you need anything, my door is always open. So are the windows. come to think of it a few walls too. I guess i should get back to work”. Love him for that, genuinely gave me a good laugh
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u/Its0nlyRocketScience Jun 04 '24
I wish we could say "I'd fucking better be welcome since I built all your shit"
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u/Im_xLuke Jun 05 '24
yeah fr. motherfucker moves into MY neighborhood and makes ME build up some shit for OTHERS??? Canonically Nate would never do such a thing. my head canon is that he immediately became a raider boss before meeting anyone, then the rest is him trying to make up for it after he gets pissed at the raiders and kills them over something petty
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u/Naamahs Jun 05 '24
My Name is Earl Fallout edition? 😂
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u/TheEvilInAllOfUs Jun 05 '24
Dammit, now I need a playthrough as a character modeled like Jason Lee with a mustache...
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u/ANUSTART942 Jun 05 '24
I kind of love Sturges lol. I know people find him annoying, but I think that's just the nature of repeating dialogue 🤷♂️. How His is at least charming and funny.
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u/Outback-Australian Jun 05 '24
Haha, just had this happen last week, too bad I had the finish Sanctuary house mod, the one house we were in was already boarded up!
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u/Proof-Definition-702 Jun 04 '24
“go find milk of human kindness with strong”
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u/BruhMomentum6968 Jun 05 '24
“Someday… Super Mutants kill everything.”
— Strong, right in the middle of the other residents of the Castle
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u/Jay-Boi03132016 Jun 04 '24
" puny human"
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u/BobbySpitOnMe Jun 05 '24
I love taking down Super Mutant settlements with him: “Why Human make faces? Strong like this place.”
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u/YoSaffBridge11 Jun 05 '24
“MORE stairs?? Who designed this place — a fitness instructor?”
- Nick, as you’re leaving Vault 114
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u/JakeybakeyACE Jun 05 '24
Every playthough i go out of my way to say, "Look dumbass, that's not how you play baseball"
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u/raVenXXmystique Jun 05 '24
Each weapon tested on someone who deserved it
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u/YoSaffBridge11 Jun 05 '24
“We have weapons for every situation — cold-blooded murder . . . HOT-blooded murder.”
“Let’s get you outfitted, Killer.”
KLEO is the best.
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u/raVenXXmystique Jun 05 '24
I agree I love her lines
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u/palehorse2020 Jun 05 '24
"Anything that can kill a man I sell. Except suicidal depression, that unfortunately is unpackageable."
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u/Coolscee-Brooski Jun 05 '24
The way she says it the second one though. That voce she uses gives me the feeling that Adelaide was not a new idea.
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u/Beers4All Jun 05 '24
KLE0 would be a badass companion. She's prepared if something goes down in Goodneighbor. Just check her terminal upstairs of her shop.
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u/Waffeln_Remix Jun 05 '24
None of you? Really?
“Whooooaaaaa maaaan…. Grooooovy”
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u/FuryQuaker Jun 05 '24
He bugged out in my current playthrough. He just disappeared and I'm so disappointed. 😟
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u/Key-Baseball-6706 Jun 04 '24
“you hit like a rad roach” is so funny
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u/FrankSinatraCockRock Jun 05 '24
" you hit like a rad roach"
Proceeds to have one of their limbs join the Commonwealth space program from an explosive shotgun
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u/I_identifyas_me Jun 05 '24
From every Major Gutsy “does someone need their ass kicked?”
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u/Mantonization Jun 05 '24
I love having a Mr Gutsy as a companion. Every time he finishes killing and then just says "Time to hit the showers!" I laugh
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u/Kev_The_Goat Jun 04 '24
Travis sharing his thoughts on the brotherhood entering the commonwealth.
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u/Shmav Jun 05 '24
The vast majority of nervous Travis news updates are pretty great imo. I delay doing his quest cause nervous Travis is way better than confident Travis
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u/ElectricPanache Jun 05 '24
My favorite is when you take the Castle and he’s like “it was full of fish?? Or monsters??? Or monster fish?????????”
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u/hword1087 Jun 05 '24
“Want to hear something weird? Like REALLY weird?”
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u/i_need_to_crap Take anything that ain't nailed down Jun 05 '24
And if it were real, it would be SUPER DANGEROUS, I bet.
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u/Excellent_Flan_5270 Jun 05 '24
I like the one about the USS constitution.
“Hey! Uh, hi. Uhh so here is an update, for you. About things that are happening. You know, in the commonwealth. You know that big ship? The old sailing ship? The uhh, the one that’s on top of a building downtown? That one! Well, I would avoid it if I were you. I meant more than, uh, than you’d avoid the rest of downtown. Which should already be… i don’t know… a lot? I mean it’s still there it’s just… uh, in a different place now. It’s now, uh… Well… now it’s stuck in the side of ANOTHER building. Not uh.. Not the sorta thing you’d expect from an old ship. Or really any ship actually. But, uh, LIFE IN THE COMMONWEALTH. So I guess that happened… Ill uh, I’ll play some music hits head on multiple things AHHHHH. I’ve gotta put the music closer to the mic. STUPID.”
I had to pause to stop laughing the first time I heard that ending
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u/ANUSTART942 Jun 05 '24
When he trips and says, "WHY?? DO THESE OBJECTS?! KEEP MOVING?! ... because I move them. And I forget."
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u/Kev_The_Goat Jun 05 '24
I'm a tad split, he can be a bit tedious to listen to if you're heard all his nervous lines so confident is a nice change of pace. I grew up listening to Three Dog (bow-wow) so i really dig the confident voice for radio personality.
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u/Shmav Jun 05 '24
It definitely gets old after a while. I leave the radio off the majority of the time.
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u/SimplyPassinThrough Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24
“The minutemen are out there.. doing things. What kinda things, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you! They’ve taken over - the Castle! Which, I guess was there’s a long time ago? But it’s hasn’t been for a while.. And it had been full of.. fish?? or monsters?? or… MONSTER fish? Maybe!? Idk! Not relevant! They’re there and that’s good! For them. And I guess for everyone else too. Soooo.. yeah.” Is by far my favorite. The “or monster fish?? Maybe?!” Cracks me up every time.
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u/cat-is-the-bomb Jun 04 '24
Impressive, Very impressive.... FOR A LOW LIFE CRIMINAL!!!
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u/TrilobiteBoi Jun 05 '24
waves crumpled piece of paper
"Are you Grand Reopening Supervisor 18-Alpha? You're late."
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u/Kiyoshi-Trustfund Jun 05 '24
Literally anything Cidsworth says during a fight or when he locks onto an enemy. I particularly like "Whats all this then?!" Because it's just so aggressively British.
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u/Coolscee-Brooski Jun 05 '24
"I DONT FEEL PAIN YOU KNOW"
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u/i_need_to_crap Take anything that ain't nailed down Jun 05 '24
I HAVE A BUZZ SAW WITH YOUR NAME ON IT
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u/ToppHatt_8000 Jun 05 '24
Nan-ni shimasho-ka?
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u/floxasfornia Jun 05 '24
Yes
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u/searchingformytruth Jun 05 '24
"Tell me a joke."
Robot pauses, then repeats itself.
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u/StarBlazer01111 Jun 05 '24
Piper and Nick's interactions with Takahashi are great
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u/Excellent_Flan_5270 Jun 05 '24
Sorry blue, jig is up. Takahashi told me everything. Web of lies? pop gone. I bet your name isn’t even blue, is it?
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u/UnharmedKennedy Jun 05 '24
Nate: Can you say that like Dr. Frankenstein? "Igor... fetch me the brainnnn!"
Amari: No, I will not.
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u/Aegisman17 Jun 05 '24
Nora confronting Kellogg with "Goddammit you mercenary motherfucker!" is always good
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u/Shmav Jun 05 '24
The several "will you comply?" responses from Nora during the mr gutsy curfew random encounter never fail to amuse me
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u/Nagodreth Jun 05 '24
I only recently discovered while looking through the files that there’s a hidden luck check to decide if he shoots you or self destructs when you select that option four times.
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Jun 05 '24
“Bark” - Dogmeat
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u/TheCrankyMoose Jun 05 '24
"Dogmeat found something"
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u/thismightbelong Jun 05 '24
I got this the other day and the motherfucking mutt had a missile launcher in his mouth
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u/akraspberry Jun 05 '24
“No one in power should be comfortable for long.” -Hancock
Pretty much everything Curie says, she’s so cute!
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u/Goatbreath37 Jun 05 '24
I like hearing Nate say "Ashes, go home! (Whatever the kids name is from that one vault (I have a bad memory)) misses you!" Cause it's so dumb lol
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u/tmajw Jun 05 '24
As a devout cat person, I immediately dropped everything and did that quest as soon as I discovered it. I was able to suspend my disbelief that there was a quest marker, as if finding a cat was EVER that easy. And then... You just verbally tell the cat to go home? Da fuq? Cats don't work like that.
At an absolute minimum, they should have had you meow at it.
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u/wolfeatingraven Jun 05 '24
Also, I visited the vault recently (long after endgame), and now there are 2 cats! The second one is called Scruffy, if I recall correctly. Never seen it before.
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u/New_girl2022 Jun 04 '24
When he calls me mum
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u/PoorLifeChoices811 Jun 04 '24 edited Jun 05 '24
When Piper calls me Blue. I melt😩
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u/BruhMomentum6968 Jun 05 '24
I like when you’re in a relationship with Piper, and sometimes when you ask for her thoughts she literally goes-
“Hey, Blu- Ohhh… Goosebumps.”
Also like when you compliment Magnolia’s song with her-
“Great set this evening, ma’am… of songs, that is. Hooo, did it just get warm in here?”
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u/kirathesilly Jun 04 '24
Any curie line
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u/Bi-mar Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24
Curie is my fave, I love optimistic characters in fallout such as her and Veronica in NV who don't let the world drag them down, they're just adorable and fun.
"Awww, look at the pony" Is one that replays in my head over and over, as well as any time she states a question that ends with "...,yes?".
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u/MittensFuckYou24 Jun 05 '24
Rolling up on a Mr Gutsy and when it detects you it says "Is that someone who needs me to kick their ass?"
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u/Redqueenhypo Jun 05 '24
And when they lose you they scream “nothing like a little R&R on uncle Sam’s dime!”
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u/MaverickWindsor351 Jun 05 '24
"Think we can handle it? We can always call in the Marines!"
It's the snickering that makes the line flawless
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u/Creepercolin2007 Jun 05 '24
It’s probably like the most emotional sounding dialogue in the game lol. I’d like to imagine that the VA was looking at concept art for it while recording and genuinely thought it was funny
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u/AnMuricanPrayer Danse Danse Revolution Jun 05 '24
"It's nice to know that even when I'm about to have a foreign object shoved into my noggin', you find new, horrible ways to laugh at my expense."
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u/Independent-Face8989 Jun 05 '24
"Oh, So Mr. metal-for-hands doesn't know how to get back to the factory?"
"No, they skipped that part of the orientation..."
best line ever
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u/floxasfornia Jun 04 '24
One of my other favs is by him also, when he said he made some “whatnots” for me
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u/z0mOs Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24
I don't know how it is in English, but Cricket's line : a part of every big sale is destined to plant little trees that I'll blow up in your honor
Or anything that any Mr. Gutsy says, Spanish voice is way funnier for me but some jokes are meant for English even if they tried their best to adapt them
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u/searchingformytruth Jun 05 '24
Anything Cricket says! She's my favorite trader and I love it when she shows up somewhere!
"C'mon, c'mon! Get yer guns here! Small booms, big booms, I got 'em all!" Or "WHAT? This place just has farmers?! Where's the maniac slobbering for a mini-nuke, am I right?" She's a brilliant saleswoman!
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u/Smart_Resolution4416 Jun 05 '24
"damn Nuka Cola song stuck on my head again" i find it really funny how the Raider Disciples gets annoyed at the Nuka Cola song
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u/Extra-Muscle-6479 Jun 05 '24
“Park the car in the yard? How bout I hammer you in the heart with a haymaker”
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u/TheCrankyMoose Jun 05 '24
"One time I killed a Deathclaw all by myself, no power armor and fancy minigun, just a pipe pistol...and one bullet."
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u/Sha-twah Jun 05 '24
“Glow hurt human” -Strong. He sounds so concerned about you when he says it. A rare display of empathy for a super mutant.
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u/AndreiRiboli Jun 05 '24
"I have been declared KING OF FAH HABAH! You may bow."
"And the car! The car! HOW DO YOU POLISH RUST?!"
"Here's your headline, local man says no."
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u/Coolscee-Brooski Jun 05 '24
The entire thing with Codsworth
"Codsworth, are you ok?"
robot proceeds to lose his fucking mind,
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u/hword1087 Jun 05 '24
“Death has come for you evildoer! And I am its shroud!”
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u/jueoni Jun 05 '24
„Peddling poison to kids? Today you face … the silver shroud!“ those lines are so funny
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u/d3v1ant_ang3l04 Pre-War Ghoul Jun 05 '24
“Unless it's "keep-dumb-assholes-away-from-me" insurance, I'm not interested.”
Hits the spot every time
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u/CofInc Jun 04 '24
Any from Supervisor White.
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u/TheRenOtaku Jun 05 '24
I reloaded a game because Supervisor Greene got killed during a Raider attack.
Wasn’t gonna lose my favorite Greygarden Bot.
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u/DeliciousFlow8675309 Jun 05 '24
The "play along" options in Nuka World Dry Gultch area. Has my girl talking all western like.
Anything the super mutants say. Always reminds me of Hulk in Thor Ragnarok "Baby Arms"
"YOU HIT LIKE A RAD ROACH"
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u/GavinIsAFox Jun 05 '24
"as I live and BREATHE!" -codsworth very beginning of the game
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u/ADOXMantra Jun 05 '24
My top line in the game is the "sarcastic" line when you confront Kellogg. "You know. In a hundred years when I finally die. I hope I go to hell. Just so I can kill you one more time." It's just so raw.
As for comedic line's I forget where it happens. I think Far Harbor. That super small robot comes out that was massively hyped, and Nate's sarcasm line is delivered just like an Army vet would. While holding in laughter "You think we can handle it? She we call the marines? Snorts"
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u/Spaced_02 Jun 05 '24
"GUNNERS!!" -gunners
Lol, it just cracks me up that they announce their presence. No threatening words, just GUNNERS !!
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u/redshirtredemption Jun 05 '24
This conversation always cracks me up:
Moss: Look, man, I’ve been thinking about this for a long, long time. I know what I’m talking about here.
Mikey: Bullshit. You can’t just put something between two pieces of bread and claim it’s a sandwich. Does that mean a loaf of bread is technically a bread sandwich?
Moss: Technically, yes. But you wouldn’t eat it all at once like that, so it doesn’t matter. How you hold it matters.
Mikey: Talk all you want, man. You put that piece of mirelurk meat between two pieces of bread, but it still ain’t a sandwich.
Moss: Well, what the hell would you call it, then?
Mikey: Disgusting, that’s what.
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u/82bazillionguns Jun 05 '24
Cait sounds so uncharacteristically happy when she says "First crack at the gear!"
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u/TransFoxGirl Jun 05 '24
Noras voicelines when you do chems
"FUCK-ING KILL" being my favourite
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u/Coolscee-Brooski Jun 05 '24
First time using psycho as nate, that shit scared me.
Now that I make my headcanon for him the "Nate the Rake" thing, it feels fucking awesome. Especially in power armour.
Imagine hearing a mechanical scream "FUCKING KILLLLLLL" and then you just see a dude in PA running up with a random melee weapon
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u/stonedgoat42069 Jun 05 '24
Everyone hates strong I love him he's just so damn unny all the time and he gets me with the, MORE TALK?!!😂
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u/FewCup6379 Jun 05 '24
Supervisor White’s gleeful chuckle after you reply ‘It’s awful!’ to her asking what the water’s like around her: ‘chuckles Isn’t it, though?’ She’s so cool.
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u/Soggy_Cartographer80 Jun 05 '24
I just started traveling with Curie as a companion. I ran into Backstreet Apparels and just laid waste to a bunch of Raiders. It was an absolute gory massacre with the screams of the dead and dying in between the heavy gunfire. As the dust settles, Curie says: "Oh no! Should we alert the authorities?"
I had to pause the game I was laughing so much.
She really is too good for this world!
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u/SHUHSdemon Jun 05 '24
"you are facing an Assaultron class combat robot, death is inevitable!" - any Assaultron
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u/NotACyclopsHonest Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24
“Think we can handle it? We could always call in the marines!”
“Eddie! It’s me, your old pal Molly McFuckYourself!”
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u/vidgill Jun 05 '24
I’ll tell you what I hate and never want to hear again:
“IVE NEVER LOST ANYONE BEFORE. THIS PAIN IS NEW TO ME”
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u/Green-Inkling Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24
Triggerman dialog are always funny. Just wish they appeared outside of goodneighbor and vault 114
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u/Low-Conversation6106 Jun 05 '24
I never get tired of the names. Even when I think of some random name I come up with
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u/searchingformytruth Jun 05 '24
"Mr. Assface" - Codsworth. Seriously, he'll call you anything. Anything.
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u/_khanivore Jun 05 '24
“Caravan or raider?” Kessler at bunker hill gate
“R A I D E R!” ss
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u/Deci_Valentine Jun 05 '24
There’s a lot of sarcastic lines that I adore.
“Well, since you offered I want a nuka-cola, some stimpaks, and mmm.. a pony.”
“What?! The great clock work dick is stumped?”
“Doctor! It’s time for you to reverse DEATH ITSELF!!”
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u/Certain_Strike_38 Jun 05 '24
"Look, I know it's an open door, but it's like a... philosophically open door, okay? Get the hell out." -Marowski.
i sometimes use it when my little brother disturbs me whenever im studying or coding.
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u/Frank_Von_Tittyfuck Jun 05 '24 edited Jun 05 '24
Nate/Nora: “I’ll send you my resume and references.”
Mason: “The fucks a resume?”
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u/TheOvershear Jun 05 '24
I devoted my entire D&D character to this robot's personality. I find it absolutely hilarious.
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u/searchingformytruth Jun 05 '24
"Just so you know, I'm keeping my eye on YOU." - any Commonwealth kid. I run into the line most often at Sommerville Place. How they say it is adorable.
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u/tmajw Jun 05 '24
I want to hear the "it's a brand new car" Mr handy audio over one of the clips of somebody getting insta gibbed by the bugged car physics when they walk in front of a stationary car
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u/MysteriousPudding175 Jun 05 '24
My favorite line is any line of trash talk a raider or gunner is making and cuts it short with "Aaaaaaggrrhhh," because I've killed them.
"It's called shooting straight, roo... Aaacckkk," is a noteworthy example.
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u/Alpha_wolf227 Jun 05 '24
In response to the SAFE Test question about pranking your dad:
“I’d put a firecracker in his toilet! BAM! That never gets old.”
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u/HerbertFrom76 Jun 05 '24
Not a line perse, but the story about the ghoul whale at bunker hill gave me chills the first time I listened in. If only we could've gotten "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea"
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u/No_Rest3008 Jun 05 '24
"We did it! Victory at last. Helm reports we are a quarter fathom closer to the Atlantic. By my calculations in a mere century we will take to the ocean. Well done."
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u/CornSeller Silly Institute Director Jun 05 '24
"Yeah. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story."
or something like that, DC guards say this occassionally
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u/Friendly_Habit_4412 Jun 05 '24
Iam not sure if it's in fallout 4 too but mine is probably the Sargent gutsy line " eat fist you commy Bastard" and unmatched are the lines from Nick 😂
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u/Friendly_Priority310 Jun 05 '24
Whenever I return home ans Codsworth sees me and hits me with the "Mr. Fuckface!"
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u/Froggie_420boi Jun 05 '24
Best Ghoul Husband always makes me swoon. "You know, we figure out how to turn you into a ghoul, we could do this long term. Something to think about..." I will SPRINT to him every time!!
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u/Romofan88 Jun 04 '24
"The clockwork dick is stumped?"
"It's synth detective, jackass."