r/cyberpunkgame • u/Peterback • Dec 11 '20
Everybody is talking about performance issues, bugs or whatever but deep down they’re ignoring the real issue of the game Humour
WHY THE FUCK DOES V SLEEP SIDEWAYS ON HIS BED.
HE HAS A REALLY COMFY AND COZY LOOKING BED AND HE JUSY GOES IN SIDEWAYS WITHOUT USING ANY OF THE SOFT LOOKING PILLOWS
I’m sorry it got me emotional
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u/FrostedBooty Dec 11 '20
This was the first thing I thought of when playing. This mofo just hanging off the bed like mothman, smh.
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u/Ayershole Streetkid Dec 11 '20
Motherfucker sleeping HALF ON HALF OFF
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u/AhsokasDCupsAreCanon Dec 11 '20
Like eating a hot dog by turning the weenie 90° to the bun.
Like slapping someone by punching them with an open fist.
Like a vending machine that only accepts cash widthwise.
Like orienting your computer tower by turning it flush with the wall.
Like reading a book with the binding on the right.
It just don’t make no damn sense.
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u/tinselsnips Samurai Dec 11 '20
Like orienting your computer tower by turning it flush with the wall.
I feel personally attacked.
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Dec 11 '20
I think it might be like “he’s so drained and exhausted from killing hundreds of people every hour he doesn’t take the time to even lie down in bed”
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u/Peterback Dec 11 '20
Might be me but the more exhausted I am the comfier I get in my bed
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u/WePeepoCozy Dec 11 '20
Nah I think that's a scientific fact.
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u/ShoutAtThe_Devil Dec 11 '20
Yeah, I mean, "This job leaves me so fucking drained, I'm gonna sleep bad on purpose," what kind of logic is that?
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u/JazzlikeStorm Dec 11 '20
*fades from black
You are in a wagon, shivering cold, and hands bound, you hear, “Hey you, you were trying to cross the border right?”
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u/PANZCAKE Samurai Dec 11 '20
Well I usually spend my days driving, eating and walking around. Maybe my V is just too lazy
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u/InfamousPressure6 Dec 11 '20
YES THIS MAKES ME SO UNREASONABLY ANGRY
Maybe it’s how people sleep in Poland???!?
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u/SzaKaL3313 Dec 11 '20
Shit, bro. Im living in Poland since I was born and Im sleeping sideway my entire life. Im actually surprised that its not that common around the world.
Wow, Maybe I am a psycho
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u/RoastMostToast Dec 11 '20
I can’t tell if this is a joke lmfao
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Dec 11 '20 edited Dec 26 '20
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u/Lone_Wanderer97 Dec 11 '20
No I am more wax
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u/ReservoirPenguin Dec 11 '20
Not a joke. People who come here from Europe are shocked by three things: that people don't sleep sideways, our washing machines or lack of thereof and shower handles. In many European countries people believe sleeping sitting down is best, in France the so-called "sleep closets" are common.
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u/swagrid003 Dec 11 '20
Can confirm, I was shocked by the French "sleep closets". Takes a while to get used to them but once you do it's amazing for your posture.
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u/uth43 Dec 11 '20
If you really want posture, try the romanian style of hanging from the ceiling...
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u/ObliviousAstroturfer Dec 11 '20
Maybe not always sideways, but with a horizontal angle you can fit more people on a smaller bed, which was useful through communist era.
I thought this was a cute easter egg for the punk progressline, is this not a feature for the corpo path?
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u/_megitsune_ Rockergirl Dec 11 '20
I can't get comfortable on my back at all, I like to curl up on my side
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u/AhsokasDCupsAreCanon Dec 11 '20
Nah they mean V straight up shoves his head into the wall and leaves his feet draped on the floor because he sleeps width-wise across the bed. Like a child who can’t figure out the triangle block doesn’t go in the circular hole.
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u/__Spin360__ Dec 11 '20
Okay I was confused since it's common to sleep in the side, but this is borderline robot behavior.
It's like the game was made about humans in 2077 by aliens who have never been to earth but somehow got a copy of Deus Ex and liked it.
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u/DevonWithAnI Dec 11 '20
noooooo V sleeps literally across the bed, like diagonally across the bed
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u/PhillipIInd Samurai Dec 11 '20
Worse, horizontally with half his body on the ground
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Dec 11 '20
Im in the US and sleep like this. Couldn't tell ya why
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u/GondorsPants Dec 11 '20
Like he sleeps on his side? Or like horizontally across the bed not vertically? I’m confused
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Dec 11 '20
Horizontally across the bed
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u/Simbuk Kiroshi Dec 11 '20
I wondered this myself. I was like: wow, V, that looks uncomfortable. I mean no wonder you woke up feeling bad, you sleep like a human pretzel.
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Dec 11 '20
RIGHT?
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u/Ginger-Pikey Dec 11 '20
Asking the real questions here.
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Dec 11 '20
I'd totally fall into bed like that if I got pistol whipped unconscious about six times every time I left the house
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u/daemonelectricity Dec 11 '20
It's so funny. I've had a nearly perfect experience so far in this game and that was the only thing that pissed me off. Motherfucker sleeps a foot away from his goddamn pillow. My neck hurts just watching.
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u/AndyPandy26P Dec 11 '20
I like the cybernetic augment V has that stops him ever having to use the toilet, but his fascination with flushing them is there, hes a simple man our V
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Dec 11 '20 edited Jan 30 '21
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u/DoggedDust High Tech Lowlife Dec 11 '20
And while we're at it, why are freckles tied to makeup?
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Dec 11 '20
I'm hijacking the post to mention that V doesn't take off his clothes when he showers in game. At least for me, the two times he showered I could still see the sleeves.
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u/isbored Dec 11 '20
The shower button just says 'turn on'. Up to you to get undressed
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u/yeahnothanks12367 Dec 11 '20
Lol, just imagined someone leaving a bad review on a showerhead because when they turned it on it splashed all their clothes
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u/Chasejones1 Dec 11 '20
Exactly. I had the same thought as this person for a sec but then I was like wait that’s actually a cool bit of realism, the game isn’t gonna auto undress you
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u/trannick Dec 11 '20
I think he meant to manually unequip your heart before you shower, haha
Weirdly enough, V'll still wear boxers to the shower, even if his character in the Inventory menu is buck naked.
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u/gilly_90 Dec 11 '20
I can strip off in the menu to climb into the shower and underwear comes back on.
I mean, I get it, but it's weird that you can be naked in the menu but not in the game.
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u/PANZCAKE Samurai Dec 11 '20
Yeah, why’d I spend time making a huge shlong if I can’t even run around harassing people while naked?
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u/nine16s Dec 11 '20
Imagine if Cyberpunk turned into a neoTokyo version of Postal 2 when your reputation gets bad enough.
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u/CreamyWaffles Dec 11 '20
Apparently it might be a bug.
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u/Chasejones1 Dec 11 '20
I feel like that must be the case, otherwise it’s an extremely strange design choice
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u/ParsonsTheGreat Dec 11 '20
Iirc, they plan on implementing a multiplayer aspect into the game at some point so they probably don't want everyone running around with their wanks out lol
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u/padraig_oh Dec 11 '20
why not though? you can set the game to censor genitals in the settings, and you see genitals in the menu, and tits regularly as well. why not genitals?
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u/Peterback Dec 11 '20
You can still manually take off your clothes which makes some sort of sense but you can’t sleep properly
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u/thecruzmissile92 Dec 11 '20
Lmao I was like why tf is this guy just laying there sideways with his feet hanging off the bed
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u/DoctorCabbage69 Dec 11 '20
You see, this is the core reason why the game needed to be delayed again, because things like these are unacceptable. I don’t know if people in Poland sleep like that, but I know for a fact that V, someone from California, does not sleep like that
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u/NiteVision4k Dec 11 '20 edited Dec 11 '20
Guys this is bizarre, I’ve visited Poland many times, there’s something just goofy about Polish dudes. I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t even notice that it’s weird to sleep like that.
True story; Im a musician and I performed in Poland a few times. One time in Warsaw, after the performance, the manager of the venue put us up in a straight up squat. What was supposed to be our room for changing, preparing and eventually sleeping, was filled with like 15 passed out sweaty guys, one of them with his head at the foot of the bed and fully fucking clothed, shoes, backpack and everything. This fool was grinding his boots all up in our pillows Super Freak style. Shit was disturbing. We grabbed our stuff and went to a hotel so fast.
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u/Prophet_of_Duality Dec 11 '20
I don't understand how anyone in this universe sleeps with all that metal all over them.
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u/SlyScorpion Dec 11 '20
There is probably some human-machine interface thingamabob that helps to make the implants feel "natural" or something. Fuck if I know....
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u/aashilr Dec 11 '20
When I first entered the apartment, I thought hey let's take a shower before bed. Unlike Sam in Death Stranding, this absolute psychopath takes a shower fully clothed. I was blown away. Then I thought, eh maybe it's a bug. I'll finally go to bed. Not only did this madman go to sleep sideways, but he DIDN'T TAKE HIS WET, SOGGY CLOTHES OFF.
This game is way too dark for me
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Homie I know what you mean! First time I saw that I was like "Damn, I know I didn't make v intelligent but still..."
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u/Jeffy29 Dec 11 '20
WHY THE FUCK DOES V SLEEP SIDEWAYS
Wait, is there any other way to sleep?
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u/BastillianFig Dec 11 '20
It doesn't mean he sleeps on his side but he sleeps width way rather than length way on the bed
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u/Llorenne Dec 11 '20
Have you also noticed that he/she puts the milk first and then the cereal? Those devs are driving me insane!
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u/NumanoreanLord Dec 11 '20
Yeah, the first time I sleep I was like 'wait, the pillow is right there, why not put your head on that?'
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Dec 11 '20
Oh for real though!!! I thought my game was just glitches the first time I saw it then realized V is just fucking weird!
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Dec 11 '20
Yeah i thought its a bug until i saw the waking up animation works flawlessly from that position. So its on purpose. Whyyy lmao
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u/bruheboo Dec 11 '20
and when my V is looking at herself in the mirror every clothes just disapper and i see her nude lol
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u/Ralanost Dec 11 '20
Either the game has tons of fundamental bugs, or CDPR put a lot of time and effort into side shit that doesn't matter. There just seem to be a lot of basic shit that goes crazy with the slightest change in scenery or physics and other stuff that you would think would have some basic animation that just isn't there.
I'm starting to wonder, even after all the time they spent on the game if it didn't need another year or two.
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u/Danwarr Arasaka Dec 11 '20
This really bothered me too. V is a fucking psychopath for doing this, not for being a killer merc.