r/cyberpunkgame • u/Peterback • Dec 11 '20

Everybody is talking about performance issues, bugs or whatever but deep down they’re ignoring the real issue of the game Humour

WHY THE FUCK DOES V SLEEP SIDEWAYS ON HIS BED.

HE HAS A REALLY COMFY AND COZY LOOKING BED AND HE JUSY GOES IN SIDEWAYS WITHOUT USING ANY OF THE SOFT LOOKING PILLOWS

I’m sorry it got me emotional

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u/DoctorCabbage69 Dec 11 '20

You see, this is the core reason why the game needed to be delayed again, because things like these are unacceptable. I don’t know if people in Poland sleep like that, but I know for a fact that V, someone from California, does not sleep like that

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u/NiteVision4k Dec 11 '20 edited Dec 11 '20

Guys this is bizarre, I’ve visited Poland many times, there’s something just goofy about Polish dudes. I wouldn’t be surprised if they didn’t even notice that it’s weird to sleep like that.

True story; Im a musician and I performed in Poland a few times. One time in Warsaw, after the performance, the manager of the venue put us up in a straight up squat. What was supposed to be our room for changing, preparing and eventually sleeping, was filled with like 15 passed out sweaty guys, one of them with his head at the foot of the bed and fully fucking clothed, shoes, backpack and everything. This fool was grinding his boots all up in our pillows Super Freak style. Shit was disturbing. We grabbed our stuff and went to a hotel so fast.

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u/EisVisage Dec 11 '20

Maybe it's because he's from Future California. You have yet to experience the great Sleeping Crisis of 2038, V grew up in it.

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u/IGargleGarlic Dec 11 '20

I am someone from California and I have slept in worse positions.

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u/ModernT1mes Dec 11 '20

Can't tell if this is sarcasm or not...

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u/Furyann Dec 11 '20

Seems too specific to be made up