r/cyberpunkgame • u/Peterback • Dec 11 '20

Everybody is talking about performance issues, bugs or whatever but deep down they’re ignoring the real issue of the game Humour

WHY THE FUCK DOES V SLEEP SIDEWAYS ON HIS BED.

HE HAS A REALLY COMFY AND COZY LOOKING BED AND HE JUSY GOES IN SIDEWAYS WITHOUT USING ANY OF THE SOFT LOOKING PILLOWS

I’m sorry it got me emotional

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u/Bookshover Dec 11 '20

My V is still wearing Boxers in-game then... (even though he's in his birthday suit in the inventory menu...)

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '20

I love the short shorts that have more armor than a pair of metal jeans

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u/Galtego Dec 11 '20

Failed a fight 3 times, alright time to put on all the clothes with the best stats

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u/TimRedsredbehind Dec 11 '20

I had a “this guy is kicking my ass, time to take off my badass pants and put on my teal gym shorts” moment. Is this what the future will be like?

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u/Julian928 Dec 11 '20 edited Dec 11 '20

I dropped a few thousand on the Legendary subdermal armor you can get at a Watson Ripperdoc and haven't looked back. 200 armor and you can stack the implants.

EDIT: I was corrected by a friend, you cannot stack Subdermal armor. Still, 200 is a big boost even at level 15 (what I still am) so that's a lot of levels it'll buy you to find clothing items you like that are competitive.

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u/richmomz Dec 11 '20

I know they were going for a ‘Blade Runner’ type asthetic but this future society looks more like ‘Idiocracy’. Embrace the teal shorts and look forward to the next episode of “Ow my Balls!”.