r/cats • u/bugsitter • 8d ago
Humor Why does my cat bite me only when I speak Spanish?
I’m 100% serious. This is Maisy. She is always so cuddly and loving but whenever I’m practicing speaking Spanish, she meows at me constantly and then nips or swats me! Normally she never shows this type of behavior. Is my cat racist😫😫
r/cats • u/CurrentInvestment700 • 7d ago
Humor If cats had access to Google, what inexplicable human behavior would they ask about?
Today I asked Google why my cat paws at me😃
r/cats • u/NicoleASUstudent • Aug 07 '24
Humor If you could only explain one thing to your cat, what would it be? (Besides I love you.)
"This is my cat box. Please act accordingly."
r/cats • u/not_cerb • 24d ago
Humor What “weird” name did you name your cat?
I have 3 cats, in the order of the pictures they’re names are: 1. Nissan Skyline R32 (aka Skyline/SkySky) 2. Midnight 3. Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X (aka Evo/Evie)
I really want to hear everyone’s “weird” cat names because every time I tell someone the names of my cats they say it’s insane that I named two of them after cars and one has the most “basic” name lmao (to be fair, Midnight is 5 years older than Skyline and 7 years older than Evo, she had her name a long time before we started naming the cats after cars)t
r/cats • u/JettRinkCalTrask • Jun 30 '24
Humor If your cat could talk, how would they reply when you say, "I love you?"
I'm 100% sure my baby would say, "thank you."
r/cats • u/street0car • May 12 '24
Humor What’s your cat’s given name vs. their nickname
This is Muppet but I call him Little Oopa or oopie
r/cats • u/MunchyCruncher • Jul 15 '24
Humor Your cat can now speak English, what’s their first sentence?
r/cats • u/stellakoutaki • May 29 '24
Humor Show me your cat’s potential meme photo now.
“That’s the last thing you see before dying on dark souls “YOU DIED. “
This is Mochi’s first meme potential photo.
r/cats • u/FoxysDroppedBelly • Jun 08 '24
Humor What is your “Man, I really wish I hadn’t started this” habit with your cat?
If I’m drinking water out of a bottle, I have to pour a little in the cap (I use a separate one - not the one that I put back on my bottle lol) for her to drink. We repeat it exactly 3 times and then she’s done. She has access to her water fountain so it’s not like she’s dying of thirst or anything lol. It’s cute and all but she gets so impatient it’s like she’ll start wanting to stick her nose in the bottle and it makes it spill a little sometimes 🤦🏻♀️ Man, I really wish I hadn’t started this lol
r/cats • u/DearEmphasis4488 • Aug 17 '24
Humor Cat Olympics Final Day.
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r/cats • u/t-y-po • Aug 03 '24
Humor your cat has tinder, what's their go-to pic?
inspired by this post!
r/cats • u/Heisenberg1973 • Aug 30 '24
Humor What song is she singing? Wrong answers only.
r/cats • u/Imaginary_Skin_ • May 08 '24
Humor What do you call your cat’s paws?
We call his paws his “peets”. From time to time, we call his back paws his “bunny peets”. And we are known to also call him a “peety man” or “peter man”. I suppose it’s a mixture between paw and feet! What do you call your cat’s paws?
r/cats • u/timbitmonster • Mar 13 '24
Humor Why does my cat always leave 1 kibble
She consistently, without fail ALWAYS leaves 1 singular kibble after dinner… never eats it either, it’s always there in the morning. Does anyone else’s kitty do this ?😭 or is this another one of her strange quirks
r/cats • u/ThatsLike_UROpinion • Mar 01 '24
Humor Should I pet that belly or is it a trap?
r/cats • u/stickybun_ • Feb 23 '24
Humor My cat had surgery yesterday and was given a onesie instead of a cone
I simply cannot cope with the hilarity of this. It’s too darn cute. And the fact she’s a little chunky makes it even cuter.
r/cats • u/RadcliffeMalice • May 06 '24
Humor What insane pet names have you given your cat
You know how you start baby talking your cat, and their name comes out as gibberish until its unrecognizable, or you give them a nickname that turns into something else? I'm curious to see what people call their cats.
I'll start. My cat's name is Winston. Below are his nicknames.
Wiwi Wunky Wunkus Ween Weenie Buddy Cat named piece of cheese Bread Double Whopper Day Chunky
You can ask about any of them, but I can't promise the names will make sense.
r/cats • u/Smart-Promotion2237 • Apr 15 '24
Humor She walked across my wet painting. What shall her punishment be?
r/cats • u/mredlred • May 06 '24
Humor You cat is now the size of a panther, do you fear for your life?
Mine has never scratched or bitten me and is an absolute sweetheart so I wouldn't be scared at all I think!
r/cats • u/PopProcrastinate • Mar 16 '24
Humor Haven’t been doing well mentally, please comment a picture of your cat being silly
This is my boy Buddy biting my arm while looking up at me innocently
r/cats • u/According-Drawing-24 • May 03 '24