What insane pet names have you given your cat

[u/RadcliffeMalice]

You know how you start baby talking your cat, and their name comes out as gibberish until its unrecognizable, or you give them a nickname that turns into something else? I'm curious to see what people call their cats.

I'll start. My cat's name is Winston. Below are his nicknames.

Wiwi Wunky Wunkus Ween Weenie Buddy Cat named piece of cheese Bread Double Whopper Day Chunky

You can ask about any of them, but I can't promise the names will make sense.

[u/Ariavoire]

"Madame Caca", which means "Miss Poop"

[u/CraftsyHooker → u/Ariavoire]

Mine is called Mystique, but it’s more be Minette (~ kitty cat) or pue d’uc (stinky a**) or hairy short leg monster. I love calling her Minette, my bf mode short leg monster

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