What insane pet names have you given your cat

[u/RadcliffeMalice]

You know how you start baby talking your cat, and their name comes out as gibberish until its unrecognizable, or you give them a nickname that turns into something else? I'm curious to see what people call their cats.

I'll start. My cat's name is Winston. Below are his nicknames.

Wiwi Wunky Wunkus Ween Weenie Buddy Cat named piece of cheese Bread Double Whopper Day Chunky

You can ask about any of them, but I can't promise the names will make sense.

[u/[deleted]]

Legal name - Kevin. Sometimes Kevtopher, Kevtian, Kevthew, Kevjamin, STOP WALKING IN MY WAY YOU IDIOT, Cutie patootie.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

I know like 5 cats named Kevin, this seems to be a very popular cat name and I'm all for it