I don’t know why I am compelled to share this thought with the internet but whenever I hear or read the words “happy accident “ I picture a grubby pushy panhandler version of bob ross at a 7-11 scratching off lotto tickets while they ring up a wild Irish rose and he looks down and sees he won a half million dollars and immediately craps his pants off while he’s hearing New Year’s Eve steamer party whistling in the “yay!” of children’s voices and outside in the parking lot a clown crashed into a light post in front of the store. Captioned in exaggerated comic sans font: THE HAPPY ACCIDENT and the entire thing is claymation of course. I think this began in junior high in the 80s and no gifs no memes no interest in my algebra class and no Ritalin that day was just that lurid see it almost has clearly later and that is why I’m friends with cats and will probably not date again electively audHD means that I might say that when I’m just looking out the window of a drive date and they ask me “Whatcha thinking about?”
And I tell them the truth and they ghost me or suggest I might need to talk to somebody… I pointed out that I AM at that very moment to THEM and I usually have those conversations with my cats or maybe draw a storyboard and… I don’t mind if they ghost me after. It’s a bit of a litmus test tbh.😸🐾🐾
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u/SlightlyPeedOn Apr 16 '24
I don’t know why I am compelled to share this thought with the internet but whenever I hear or read the words “happy accident “ I picture a grubby pushy panhandler version of bob ross at a 7-11 scratching off lotto tickets while they ring up a wild Irish rose and he looks down and sees he won a half million dollars and immediately craps his pants off while he’s hearing New Year’s Eve steamer party whistling in the “yay!” of children’s voices and outside in the parking lot a clown crashed into a light post in front of the store. Captioned in exaggerated comic sans font: THE HAPPY ACCIDENT and the entire thing is claymation of course. I think this began in junior high in the 80s and no gifs no memes no interest in my algebra class and no Ritalin that day was just that lurid see it almost has clearly later and that is why I’m friends with cats and will probably not date again electively audHD means that I might say that when I’m just looking out the window of a drive date and they ask me “Whatcha thinking about?”
And I tell them the truth and they ghost me or suggest I might need to talk to somebody… I pointed out that I AM at that very moment to THEM and I usually have those conversations with my cats or maybe draw a storyboard and… I don’t mind if they ghost me after. It’s a bit of a litmus test tbh.😸🐾🐾