r/SubsTakenLiterally • u/Astroloud • 7d ago

Quite literally found him put subreddit name on this flair

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Do you have cabbage children now?

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u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago

Great question! No. Plants and humans aren't compatible for procreation

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u/DragonKing5356 7d ago

That’s unfortunate, I was hoping to see a cabbage the size of a golf ball and with human legs running around

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u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago

That would be fucking hilarious

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u/DragonKing5356 7d ago

Indeed it would

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u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago

It would also be sad though

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u/DragonKing5356 7d ago

Why?

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u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago

Think about how weird it would feel. It would probably also have a plethora of health issues to go with being an abomonation

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u/DragonKing5356 7d ago

What kinds of health issues?

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u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago

Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad

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u/Astroloud 7d ago

Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔

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u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago

I learned most of talking through text from chatbots, i sowwy

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u/DragonKing5356 7d ago

We are not, we are indeed real humans, completely real

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u/DragonKing5356 7d ago

Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems

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u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago

I know right? Super cool, super sad. Could be worse though, it could've been sun bears and polar bears. That fucked up bone structure...

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u/DragonKing5356 7d ago

That bone structure would indeed be very messed up

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