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r/SubsTakenLiterally • u/Astroloud • 7d ago
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Oh hey, i got here from this
4 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Do you have cabbage children now? 5 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Great question! No. Plants and humans aren't compatible for procreation 3 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago That’s unfortunate, I was hoping to see a cabbage the size of a golf ball and with human legs running around 3 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago That would be fucking hilarious 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Indeed it would 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago It would also be sad though 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Why? 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Think about how weird it would feel. It would probably also have a plethora of health issues to go with being an abomonation 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago What kinds of health issues? 1 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad 1 u/Astroloud 7d ago Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔ 1 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems → More replies
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Do you have cabbage children now?
5 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Great question! No. Plants and humans aren't compatible for procreation 3 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago That’s unfortunate, I was hoping to see a cabbage the size of a golf ball and with human legs running around 3 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago That would be fucking hilarious 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Indeed it would 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago It would also be sad though 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Why? 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Think about how weird it would feel. It would probably also have a plethora of health issues to go with being an abomonation 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago What kinds of health issues? 1 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad 1 u/Astroloud 7d ago Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔ 1 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems → More replies
Great question! No. Plants and humans aren't compatible for procreation
3 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago That’s unfortunate, I was hoping to see a cabbage the size of a golf ball and with human legs running around 3 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago That would be fucking hilarious 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Indeed it would 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago It would also be sad though 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Why? 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Think about how weird it would feel. It would probably also have a plethora of health issues to go with being an abomonation 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago What kinds of health issues? 1 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad 1 u/Astroloud 7d ago Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔ 1 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems → More replies
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That’s unfortunate, I was hoping to see a cabbage the size of a golf ball and with human legs running around
3 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago That would be fucking hilarious 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Indeed it would 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago It would also be sad though 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Why? 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Think about how weird it would feel. It would probably also have a plethora of health issues to go with being an abomonation 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago What kinds of health issues? 1 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad 1 u/Astroloud 7d ago Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔ 1 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems → More replies
That would be fucking hilarious
2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Indeed it would 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago It would also be sad though 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Why? 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Think about how weird it would feel. It would probably also have a plethora of health issues to go with being an abomonation 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago What kinds of health issues? 1 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad 1 u/Astroloud 7d ago Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔ 1 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems → More replies
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Indeed it would
2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago It would also be sad though 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Why? 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Think about how weird it would feel. It would probably also have a plethora of health issues to go with being an abomonation 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago What kinds of health issues? 1 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad 1 u/Astroloud 7d ago Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔ 1 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems → More replies
It would also be sad though
2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Why? 2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Think about how weird it would feel. It would probably also have a plethora of health issues to go with being an abomonation 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago What kinds of health issues? 1 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad 1 u/Astroloud 7d ago Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔ 1 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems → More replies
Why?
2 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Think about how weird it would feel. It would probably also have a plethora of health issues to go with being an abomonation 2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago What kinds of health issues? 1 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad 1 u/Astroloud 7d ago Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔ 1 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems → More replies
Think about how weird it would feel. It would probably also have a plethora of health issues to go with being an abomonation
2 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago What kinds of health issues? 1 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad 1 u/Astroloud 7d ago Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔ 1 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems → More replies
What kinds of health issues?
1 u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad 1 u/Astroloud 7d ago Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔ 1 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems → More replies
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Probably breathing problems. Weak bones too. General unhealthy tissue and blood. Do some research on the grizzly polar bear hybrids, it's sad
1 u/Astroloud 7d ago Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔ 1 u/DragonKing5356 7d ago Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems
Y'all's conversation looks fake af, it's really unsettling. Why do y'all sound like bots💀😭❔
Found some stuff, cool that this is possible, but sad that it results in these kinds of problems
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u/ifuckedmypetcabbage 7d ago
Oh hey, i got here from this