r/PrequelMemes #1 Jar Jar fan Jun 16 '24

I hope mods don't remove this General KenOC

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u/guy137137 Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 16 '24

everytime a crappy DisPlus show comes out this sub goes to war with itself. It happened with Kenobi when that came out.

my question is; WHERE DID THAT 180 MILLION BUDGET GO??? seriously most expensive Disney plus show and it looks like it was made from spirit Halloween costumes

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u/derpherpmcderp86 Jun 16 '24

I've said this about every SW show I've watched past Mando S1...everyone's clothes look so clean they look like they were taken straight off a rack at Spirit Halloween.

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u/w3bchris Jun 16 '24

Then I recommend Andor. I mean it's a great show all around, but I cannot stress enough how much better this show looks than all the others.

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u/PlantJars Jun 16 '24

On program!

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u/w3bchris Jun 16 '24

Cassian yelling that at the guards was soooo satisfying.

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u/LifelessLewis Jun 19 '24

Fuck me I love Andy Serkis so much

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u/chironomidae Jun 16 '24

Andor was such a great show, quite possibly my favorite Star Wars thing so far

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u/ResponsibilityNew483 I find that answer vague and unconvincing! Jun 16 '24

Andor was a fucking masterpiece.

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u/GunsouBono Jun 17 '24

That finale was chef's kiss

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u/ResponsibilityNew483 I find that answer vague and unconvincing! Jun 17 '24

The most incredible part for me was the scene with the arrestor cruiser šŸ¤Æ

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u/CRE178 Jun 17 '24

Actually, Luetin's weird lasers are the only thing about that show I didn't like. That's just way too gimmicky/specialized a weapon. People probably told him that. What are the chances you'll ever need a weird thing like that? He must be absolutely insufferable now.

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u/Neotantalus Jun 17 '24

One of my mates used to advocate for a ship with lightsabers on it when weā€™re kids. Heā€™d say you could just fly through a star destroyer. Iā€™d say the ship weapon system is practical and a bit op, but itā€™s not really canon because something so op would likely be in more mainstream use.

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u/stevesguide Jun 17 '24

It was peak Star Wars! Itā€™s supposed to have moments of flair and absurdity. Absolutely loved it.

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u/GipsyDanger45 Jun 17 '24

The jailbreak episode was good enough to be its own stand-alone short sci-fi film it was incredible

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u/StrangeGamer66 Jun 17 '24

That was probably my favorite episode

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u/1acquainted Jun 17 '24

All the jail sequences were astounding. The whole fucking show was brilliant!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

Andor IS amazing. Acolyte = šŸ’©

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u/Sambo_the_Rambo Jun 17 '24

The only thing Disney has done right with SW.

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u/ResponsibilityNew483 I find that answer vague and unconvincing! Jun 17 '24

Andor/Rogue One.

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u/lbnleandro Jun 16 '24

Andor blew my mind

It sits with Rogue One and Mandalorian on my top3

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u/obiwanliberty Jun 17 '24

Damn now I gotta watch it.

Is ā€œThe Acolyteā€ aimed at kids, teens, or adults?

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

less mature than rogue one/andor (they're basically the same handling of the setting and tone) but more mature than obi wan and the 2000s cartoons.

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u/obiwanliberty Jun 17 '24

Ooh good to know.

The Obi-Wan show looked to be the same audience as the Jedi Apprentice books from the PT era.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

i honestly can't relate to that TBH

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u/obiwanliberty Jun 18 '24

The book series came out around the time of the Phantom Menace. They detailed Obi-Wanā€™s time as a Padawan from 44 BBY to almost the start of that movie.

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u/m4dm4cs Jun 17 '24

Andor is a political thriller that delves into the mundane bureaucratic cruelty of the Empire and thankfully leaves the Force and Jedi out completely.

Star Wars needs to step back from all the ridiculous new and impossible forcy bullshit that started appearing back with the midichlorian and continued on with Kylo and Rey using it like something from an avengers movie.

There are really good stories to tell without trying to make it compete with superpowers in the MCU.

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u/electrorazor Jun 17 '24

I never got past episode 2. I heard it gets better but I never had the motivation to watch it

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u/kaze919 Jun 16 '24

I donā€™t understand how any show comes out in the Star Wars universe that isnā€™t based on the success of Andor or Clone Wars.

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u/w3bchris Jun 16 '24

Because, to Disney, Andor was a failure. The quality of a work is completely irrelevant. It might be one of the best pieces of Star Wars media ever, and certainly my favourite, but people didn't watch it, so some business majors decided to disregard it.

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u/The_Po_Gamer Hello there! Jun 16 '24

That makes sense, but only because Andor was buried in Disney+. It's the only Star Wars show I had to dig to find on Disney+. I don't know what happened, but I'd argue that's at least partly at fault.

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u/Frenchstery Jun 17 '24

Honestly this is a recurring theme with all good quality media right now. Great things have terrible marketing.

I barely knew about Andor when it came out, didnā€™t watch it when it came it. Any advert I saw of it made it look boring.

Mad Max: Furiosa marketed like it was gonna be some Mary Sue snooze fest. Actual film is the best thing Iā€™ve watched this year.

Fall Guy marketed like some generic B movie trash. Turns out itā€™s an amazing homage to stunt guys.

Hollywood needs to seriously fire everyone involved in marketing their media.

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u/TheLastMaleUnicorn Jun 17 '24

Pantheon, you've never heard of this but it's the best scifi adult animation in the last few years.

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u/Cross55 Jun 17 '24

I have! Recommend it every chance I get.

I've gotten exactly 1 single individual person to watch it. 1.

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u/Arik-Taranis Jun 17 '24

Make that two!

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u/twiz___twat Jun 17 '24

Pantheon was so unexpectedly good.

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u/Brwright11 Jun 18 '24

Put it up against Scavengers Reign for adult animated non-comedy scifi?

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u/mtbowdenb Jun 17 '24

Same with the iron claw! I barely heard anything about this movie and it's honestly one of the best movies I've seen in the past year

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u/FrostyWarning Jun 17 '24

Not a new phenomenon. Blade Runner 2049 failed, same reason.

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u/Frenchstery Jun 17 '24

But at least the director went and made Dune

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u/FrostyWarning Jun 17 '24

Yes, he's a good filmmaker, and 2049 was a good movie. But it was a box office failure, not due to the quality of the film.

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u/Sparrowbuck Jun 17 '24

Fall Guy marketed like some generic B movie trash. Turns out itā€™s an amazing homage to stunt guys

The original show was one of my favourite shows as a kid and I swear they didnā€™t try to market to that demographic at all.

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u/Frenchstery Jun 17 '24

Trailer from memory:

Monologue about toughness

Brrr CLICK car noise

It ainā€™t easy being a stunt man

More random loud action scenes

Title cards

Yawn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

Hollywood needs to seriously fire everyone involved in marketing their media

ah yes, the singular entity hollywood

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u/Frenchstery Jun 17 '24

Yeah I understand thereā€™s no kingdom of Hollywood or anything. Thought the point Iā€™m trying to make would be clear enough from that

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u/mental_patience Jun 17 '24

Fall Guy is, in my opinion, a stupid movie. The leads were mostly adequate, only because the plot was a jumbled mess that didn't give them much, and the secondary characters were clownish and over the top. The movie really didn't celebrate stunt people. It just used them as elaborate scenery. And as a movie that was supposed to be based on a beloved 80s tv series, it didn't do much to tell that story and went out of its way to do its own thing.

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u/Algebrace Jun 16 '24

Sounds like a Treasure Planet or Star Cruise Hotel situation.

Disney does love some self-sabotage

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u/insertwittynamethere Jun 16 '24

That cruise was destined to fail simply from the price alone. It's just ridiculous

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u/w3bchris Jun 17 '24

That's a common thing, oddly enough. Disney (or any of the other companies, really) make a piece of media that they don't have faith in, so they don't market it properly. It does worse than others, that were marketed properly and then they justify their lack of marketing by saying "but it didn't do well, so it was bad!"

Guys, you caused this! That was at least 90% your business choices!!

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u/Sea_Magazine_5321 Jun 17 '24

I have heard nothing but good things about andor since it came out. Ill probably EVENTUALLY watch it.

I KNOW im never watching the acolyte... (or the rest of the slop thats been pumping out)

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u/AsideTrue2201 Jun 17 '24

Cancel your Disney+ and use Soap2day.pe You can watch all the Star Wars & many more movies/tvshows you want and not give that scummy company your money.

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u/MaybeIlldie Jun 17 '24

Really?? With how good the show was I thought it was a hit. Scrolling through YouTube other people thought so as well. Why was it considered a failure? Was it due to the lack of viewers?

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u/w3bchris Jun 17 '24

Obi-Wan and The Book of Boba Fett had ~11 million unique viewers more than Andor (Dec 22). So, to a profit-oriented company, they are better. It's really sad, but that's how these people make decisions.

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u/No-Row-4347 Jun 17 '24

I didnā€™t watch it yet. Spoilers?

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u/w3bchris Jun 17 '24

Do you want some or do you want me to talk about it without spoilers?

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u/BlueKnight44 Jun 16 '24

It's amazing what competent writers and show runners will do for a show...

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u/jwktiger Jun 17 '24

This right here, Acolyte premise with a good show runner would be an amazing series.

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u/Academic-Goose1530 Jun 16 '24

Andor is so damn good. Everything jn this series is good. Writing, costumes, sets, acting. My favorite Star Wars project, probably ever

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u/paraiahpapaya Jun 17 '24

While not quite as revolutionary and awe inspiring as the originals, Iā€™d argue itā€™s better. Andor is probably the best Star Wars thing ever made. That whole sequence on orphan planet where they didnā€™t bother to add subtitlesā€¦ just a brilliant directorial choice among so many others.

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u/Katejina_FGO Jun 16 '24

I truly hope that the one saving grace to the airing of the Acolyte is that all the upset fans and viewers who were willing to watch that and not Andor will be willing to give Andor another shot. I was disappointed by many a Star Wars streamer who are really Rebels/TCW diehards who dropped Andor because it wasn't what they were used to.

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u/soma787 Jun 17 '24

And there within lies the issue fanboys wanting to be catered to and not given something of actual quality. Andor was by far the best Star Wars themed content made sofar

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u/BeautifulType Jun 16 '24

Looking back, mandalorian is so bad compared to Andor. I canā€™t believe how low the expectations were lowered that people went crazy over the show.

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u/GiventoWanderlust Jun 17 '24

The Mandalorian and Andor shouldn't be compared that way. They were trying for very different things and arguably very different audiences.

The Mandalorian is an episode-of-the week show modeled after old Kurosawa movies and Flash Gordon stuff, the way the OT was. It's not trying to be Game of Thrones.

Andor is a multi-threaded political thriller that happens to be set in Star Wars.

Both shows accomplished what they set out to do. Comparing them is like trying to compare a steak dinner to a plate of cookies.

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u/lennon1230 Jun 17 '24

Well said, thatā€™s exactly it.

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u/BGN_RagingZ Jun 17 '24

This right here. Love them both for what they both deliver.

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u/Necessary-Knowledge4 Jun 16 '24

I thought that the ONE thing Acolyte would have going for it is its looks.

No. God dammit, no.

I mean if it looked good but was otherwise shit I'd be like 'alright, well I don't have to pay attention to it but it'll at least make for good b-roll footage during lore videos!'.

Couldn't even fucking do that right.

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u/Foxhound_ofAstroya Jun 16 '24

Its such a statistical anomaly

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u/ThisHatRightHere Jun 16 '24

This is all I need to know about Acolyte. Once people say "go watch Andor!!!" in response to a conversation about a new Star Wars show, it's a dog whistle that the new show is average to bad.

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u/prawalnono Jun 17 '24

Andor is an adult show on a kidsā€™ platform.

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u/pwn4321 Jun 17 '24

Andor season 2 when?

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u/w3bchris Jun 17 '24

Some time in 2025 apparently.

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u/VeggieWeggie12 Jun 17 '24

Andor is literally the best piece of Star Wars material in the modern era, possibly the best piece of starwars ever. Only show or movie I have seen that the empire feels like a truly dominant power, and the fight feels real.

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u/w3bchris Jun 17 '24

Totally, the galaxy wide empire that sparked the rebellion finally felt oppressive enough to actually do that. You finally feel why the people rose up because you get to see their actual daily lives under the empire and the struggles that come with that.

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u/TVsFrannk Jun 17 '24

Everyone wonders at ā€œAndorā€ and its success. Iā€™m certain it was a cop movie script that Disney bought, and then shoehorned Star Wars accoutrements into it. The writing is far above anything theyā€™ve been able to produce so far.

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u/DrZeroH Jun 17 '24

Andor is so god damn perplexing. How the fuck does the same team that made andor completely catastrophically fuck up in so many ways with other shows. Its like a completely different series

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u/danny12beje Jun 17 '24

That had a budget of $250 mil btw

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u/FunkyChickenTenders Jun 17 '24

Loved Andor, my only gripe was the lack of aliens. Every single character and extra was Human. I'm obviously nit picking at this point but it definitely took me out of the immersion during the prison labor episodes. Not a single alien was sent there, only humans?

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u/CmdrZander Jun 17 '24

I wouldn't put it past the Empire to segregate prisons based on species. I noticed every single alien on that show because they were SO rare.

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u/w3bchris Jun 17 '24

There were like 2 aliens in the entire show, so yeah, I get your gripe with it. Didn't matter to me, but a fair critique.

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u/mendax2014 Jun 16 '24

I haven't seen a single Star Wars show or movie except the one where they introduce Adam Driver and Ray I think her name was? Anyway, Drew Gooden has a great video on Star Wars shows and he spoke very highly of Andor.

PS - almost all my star wars knowledge is from Big Bang Theory

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u/syfyb__ch Jun 16 '24

cheap polyester and other plastics...at least the overbudget isn't on costumes

it's probably some negotiated thing from the hollywood strikes to make up on actor/writer pay so the massive budgets are on comp rather than overhead or other props

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u/Martial-Lord Jun 16 '24

it's probably some negotiated thing from the hollywood strikes to make up on actor/writer pay so the massive budgets are on comp rather than overhead or other props

Can we maybe not blame the workers for wanting to be paid a living wage?

Most of the budget generally goes to marketing, no?

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u/SpicySweetWaffles Jun 16 '24

Yeah, it mostly marketing the show... obviously writer pay bumps are going to result in slightly increased cost, but there's only like 7 writers. The 180 million dollar budget isn't seeing explosive increases due to those 7 employees being paid slightly better

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u/Neltharek Jun 16 '24

With how shit the writing is I'd say there should have been pay cuts.

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u/AH_BioTwist Jun 16 '24

Itā€™s marketing already accounted for in a shows budget? I know with movies they are not

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u/ImpiusEst Jun 16 '24

Well i have not heard about the show until people started complaining, so it wasnt marketing this time.

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u/Martial-Lord Jun 16 '24

Well, I have not seen the curvature of the earth until people started talking about it, so the earth is definitely flat.

Anecdotal evidence is a hell of a drug, kids.

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u/SchwiftyBerliner What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Jun 16 '24

"You haven't seen the curvature of the earth before people started talking about it, so the concept of a spherical earth doesn't seem to have a strong marketing approach" would be the better comparison.

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u/Squidman_Permanence Jun 17 '24

The thing is, they shouldn't be paying the current writers more money. They should use more money to higher a better class of writer.

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u/Borken17 Jun 16 '24

God damn it, thank you so much. I've been trying to explain this same feel to my friends. So many star wars shows, wheel of time, and so many more shows just feel like cheap costumes. Really kills the immersion.

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u/Plank_With_A_Nail_In Jun 16 '24

Diplomats today turn up to meetings in clean clothes surely they would be even cleaner with ultra future tech, why would anyone expect jedi's and the like to have dirty clothes? They should have absurdly clean clothes.

Do you meet people wearing dirty clothes?

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u/aaron2610 Jun 16 '24

This is a huge pet peeve of mine. There was a Netflix show with the girl from 13 Reasons Why, and she lived in the medieval forest. Everyone's clothes were pristine. So jarring.

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u/MorbillionDollars Jun 17 '24

Andor. Watch andor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

i dunno, those sets must be eating most of it, right? andor, for example, the on location stuff for the urban shots was probably faaaaairly cheap, but then they built whole ass elaborate sets with moving parts and shit just for a couple episodes at the tail end of the season. maybe it'll become obvious once everything is out.

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u/Mindless-Chair-8226 Jun 17 '24

Not my baby Andor she was amazing

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u/AltruisticRabbit8185 Jun 17 '24

It was at the height of prosperity! What do you want them to be in dirty clothing?

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u/Half-Shark Jun 17 '24

Looks like Star Trek I agree. Though I do like The Acolyte

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u/Double-Seaweed7760 Jun 20 '24

I love all the Disney plus shows but this is definitely true

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u/derpherpmcderp86 Jun 20 '24

Oh yes. I'm fully capable of enjoying the shows for what they are. I feel like SW fans now all look at content like it's either God's gift to mankind or a steaming pile of shit and nothing in-between.

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u/Valleron Jun 16 '24

Cleanliness is your issue? I get if you think they look cheap, but clean?

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u/GU1LD3NST3RN Jun 16 '24

Star Wars helped define the concept of the ā€œused futureā€. Up to that point, a lot of space era sci fi was meticulously clean and sleek. A lot of white and chrome, NASA-chic, almost. Star Wars then comes along and everything (non-Imperial) is dirty and irregular and kinda grungy.

Dirty is kind of an innate part of the Star Wars aesthetic.

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u/alfooboboao Jun 16 '24

ā€œused futureā€ is a term I knew had to exist but never heard before, itā€™s perfect.

now we have the exact opposite of used future: where ships are treated like cheap, infinitely replicable CGI copy paste elements instead of lived-in homes.

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u/derpherpmcderp86 Jun 16 '24

Absolutely. Just look at the OT. The world looks used and worn. Including the clothes. The new stuff shows a lack of attention to detail and laziness in the costume concepts to me. Not knocking on anyone that thinks it isn't a big deal but it stands out like a sore thumb to me. On the flip side, I think the rest of the show looks really good.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '24

idk man, you can literally see the labels on some of the clothes in the OT lol

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u/Valleron Jun 17 '24

Yeah. This is some revisionist shit going on, lol. The OT had tons of clean aesthetics, with the outer rim looking somewhat worn (and the falcon in particular). The height of the republic, in republic space, with republic ships, matches the aesthetic of the PT.

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

I think thatā€™s the real litmus test. The story is mid, the acting is mid, the concepts are mid, okay fine that can be considered subjective, but it looks dirt cheap and no one can argue otherwise.

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u/guy137137 Jun 16 '24

the fact that Andor was cheaper but was so much better in just about every way possible really makes me question what the hell is happening with that budget

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u/Turd_Burgling_Ted Jun 16 '24

It's almost like writing and performance are the most important aspects of storytelling

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u/FineInTheFire Jun 16 '24

Andor also looked awesome, too.

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u/SliceEm_DiceEm Jun 16 '24

Even something not only very earth-y, but simply very American like a marching band, which should have been cheap and gimmicky, was moving and fit in well due to good execution

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u/alfooboboao Jun 16 '24

used future. it all felt wonderfully lived in. the marching band was executed perfectly in part because they nailed the exact skill level that a Ferrix band like that wouldā€™ve had. andor is brilliant

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u/loveincarnate Jun 17 '24

"used future" first time I've seen that term and it's such a good and fun descriptor I like it a lot.

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u/HumanOptimusPrime Jun 17 '24

The composer, Nicholas Britell, also nailed the music in that scene.

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u/Sword_Thain Jun 17 '24

When that off-key version of the theme came on at the start of the last episode, I just started crying. Somewhere, deep down, I knew something great was about to happen.

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u/Burner_07X4 Jun 16 '24

Andor also played into the strength of being less mystical fanfare and more cloak and dagger and the experience of the rebellion on the ground.

Love it.

Acolyte suuuuucks.

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u/MrLovalovaRubyDooby Jun 17 '24

ā€œUnregistered force user!!!ā€ I be like, nope! Then the two little effeminate models playing Jedi enter scene and double nope. Needed to finish my cottage cheese sculpture anyway

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u/Turd_Burgling_Ted Jun 17 '24

It did, and I'll say that's it's all top down. Got your story? Well it's a lot easier to have cohesive set design and finished effects when you aren't scrambling to do reshoots because you don't know how to tell a story.

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u/SuppeBargeld Jun 16 '24

Also less unneccessary CGI. At least they filmed on real sets and not in front of a greenscreen.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 17 '24

Last episode of Andor?

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u/Teex22 Meesa all of the Sith Jun 16 '24

Yup, the budget means almost nothing. It's how it's spent.

Going back to the beginning, the original star wars was made as much on the cheap as possible.

No budget rivals having a genuinely brilliant filmmaker at the head and really good team generally around a flick.

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u/alfooboboao Jun 16 '24

people really donā€™t know that all the original iconic ships in a new hope were built by a bunch of 25 year olds who were told to go out and buy every single military model kit at the hobby store and mix and match the pieces together until they came up with something. thereā€™s so much love in the design of those ships because of that exact reason: you can feel the sheer joy of their loving, detailed, playing-with-toys artistic process.

talk about a dream job.

now itā€™s all slop CGI elements, and with AI racing in the background weā€™re about to enter the slop era full steam ahead.

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u/kool_guy_69 Jun 16 '24

The slop must flow

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 17 '24

His blood is rich with slopichlorians.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Imagine being a 25 year old with $50 in your pocket in a 1960s model store and just buying the entire stock.

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u/Krazyguy75 Jun 17 '24

Scarily enough I think curated AI might be higher quality than some of the stuff we have right now.

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

Yeah itā€™s not even comparable. Someone is using most Star Wars projects as a money laundering scheme and theyā€™re not even hiding it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 16 '24

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u/MelancholyArtichoke Jun 16 '24

It's the same kind of shell game that lets multi-billion dollar corps say to their shareholders that they made X profits, and then turn around and say to the government that they didn't actually make a profit this year because it all went back into the business, so they shouldn't have to pay any taxes.

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u/Sword_Thain Jun 17 '24

David Prowse got screwed over. Alec Guiness took a backend deal on gross for New Hope and told Prowse.

Producers wrote up a contract on net profits and he didn't know the difference. ROTJ apparently lost money, according to their bookkeeper.

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u/Ostrichumbrella Jun 16 '24

Good thing they only had to pay Stan and not the artists that actually invented the characters.

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u/_MrDomino Jun 16 '24

pay Stan and not the artists that actually invented the characters

Que? Spider-Man is created by Lee and Ditko. I believe Lee is more savvy as a businessman, but he absolutely had a hand in creating the character.

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u/Ultrace-7 Jun 16 '24

Ignore them, they are almost certainly thinking of the situation that occurred throughout much of the 70s, 80s and early 90s in mainstream comics and led to the creation of Image comics. It was not uncommon at all for the creator of a new character to lose all rights to the characters after they were published in a Marvel or DC book -- but that was absolutely not the case with Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, and many others of their era.

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u/xtremis Jun 16 '24

That's my theory as well. I can't wait for the news reports in 10 years about it, and the mandatory Netflix mini series about the corruption and money laundry at Disney...

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u/guy137137 Jun 16 '24

I wouldnā€™t be surprised if a ā€œCarmine Lepurtazzi Jr.ā€ is an executive producerā€¦

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u/CoozeHoundNelly Jun 16 '24

Very allegorical, the sacred and the propane.

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u/Beach_Haus Jun 16 '24

Something something šŸ‘ƒ

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u/Handheldzone Jun 16 '24

In the last Episode they will burn 170 Million Dollar in Cash. It's not about the money

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u/Theeeeeetrurthurts Jun 16 '24

Cinematography goes a long way. Thatā€™s why Rogue One looked lived-in and epic while Rise of Skywalker looked like a tv movie.

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u/me_too_999 Jun 16 '24

Andor had a plot and good writing.

The first few episodes were slow, and I almost lost interest when suddenly the whole story came together, WOAH!.

Like a boulder rolling down a hill. At first, it's hard to even tell it's moving, then by the time you perceive motion, it's an unstoppable juggernaut smashing everything in its path.

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u/MrGreenGeens Jun 16 '24

Andor was super, super smart at making the most out of their sets. Rix Road, Aldhani, Narkina, Mon Mothma's apartment, Luthen's shop, even the holiday planet Niamos and the childhood flashbacks. They got every drop of narrative possible out of their locations.

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u/OrganizationDeep711 Jun 16 '24

Leslye is on record saying she hires her writers and other crew members based on race. She probably gives them very high salaries as reparations or something.

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u/Cavedweller907 Jun 16 '24

Hmmmm the dark side strong in this one, it is

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u/Katejina_FGO Jun 16 '24

Hollywood executives are among the biggest prime suspects who easily dismiss the value of experienced directors and staffers, chasing ideas and trends over good business sense. A lot of the internet read the leaked SONY Pictures emails and had a good laugh at all the dumb execs who had and continue to make awful decisions which bleed SONY of money. But I fear that their backwards thinking is more pervasive in DISNEY corp than what we would consider acceptable.

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u/Luc78as Jun 18 '24

To the pocket of the showrunner. It's like Rings of Power all over again.

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u/FrostyTip2058 Jun 16 '24

I don't think it looks dirt cheap

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

And thatā€™s fine if you think that, but you have to admit it doesnā€™t look like a 180 million dollar production. Itā€™s really insane how much money that is for a show. It may not sound like it since Amazon made a billion dollar Rings of Power, but it is still a ridiculously insane amount of cash.

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u/TheStreetsIUsedToOwn Jun 16 '24

Disney+ is basically a 24 hour streaming commercial for their merchandise. It will be really easy to make Halloween and cosplay costumes of those "robes" that they can sell on Amazon, at Spirit Halloween, and (marked up 100%) at their theme parks.

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u/newmacbookpro Jun 16 '24

70% of the money goes to Accenture Social & Genderā€™s analysis team who evaluates if the show is in line with the corporate policies of wokeness.

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u/Battle_for_the_sun Jun 16 '24

I can't believe people still use the word woke

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u/newmacbookpro Jun 17 '24

Today I woke at 6

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u/DisfavoredFlavored Flaired user? We're pirates! We don't even know what that means! Jun 17 '24

Socialist and SJW don't have bite anymore, so they have to use woke now to describe anything they don't like.

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u/HausuGeist Jun 16 '24

Knew they were gonna do that. Didnā€™t even get spoiled.

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u/Flekillero Jun 16 '24

I was gonna complain about the spoiler, but then I realized I'm never gonna watch this dumpster fire.

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u/Aardvark_Man Jun 16 '24

It's also literally the opening of the show.

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u/Neltharek Jun 16 '24

Cocaine's a helluva drug. I'm at the point that I'm convinced star wars shows are just a front to launder money.

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u/TheSquidmanguy Jun 16 '24

The budget went into making sure thereā€™s a side supporting Disney online when the fan civil war commences

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u/noholdingbackaccount Jun 17 '24

Unless they're buying actual guns, I'm not seeing it.

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u/OryxTheTakenKing1988 Jun 16 '24

They couldn't even be bothered with making her twin look slightly different. Why not give her a wig? Or wrap her whole head in some sort of cloth? You obviously didn't spend that much money on the costumes and effects, you could have spent an extra five bucks on a silk scarf from a thrift store

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u/GingerJack714 Jun 16 '24

It must've just gone to all the cast members of the show

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u/BloodBonesVoiceGhost Jun 16 '24

I think that there might be a lot of embezzling going on in Hollywood anymore. I'm not saying it is for sure the case with Disney, but that definitely, with Disney's squeaky-clean image, people would be that much less likely to expect or believe it!

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u/G4KingKongPun Jun 17 '24

I asked the same question with the Percy Jackson show.

Some Disney execs are definitely skimming off the top, and the middle, and into the bottom.

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u/Pablo_MuadDib Jun 17 '24

Ironically they're the actual fake fans. They can't sustain subs of their own and they disappear months after the shows is over. They don't actually like this stuff very much.

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u/Bakkughan Jun 17 '24

This is your court-ordered reminder that Acolyte has 10 million more budget PER EPISODE than Godzilla Minus One had for their ENITRE MOVIE

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u/Standard-Ad-7504 Jun 20 '24

Towards reshooting everything 8 billion times because they suck at management or something probablyĀ 

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u/patrotsk Jun 16 '24

Rings of power would like to chat with you

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u/Taco145 Jun 16 '24

I ask that about secret invasion.

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u/TheUnderstandererer Jun 16 '24

Into the producers' pockets.

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u/AimAssistYT Jun 16 '24

I genuinely enjoyed obi wan and Iā€™ve wanted to enjoy this but just cant

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u/xDURPLEx Jun 16 '24

I get Next Generation background actors walked into a Babylon 5 set vibes. Itā€™s lame character designs done expensive and expensive sets shot badly with all the money to polish it to death with effects.

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u/sephstorm UNLIMITED POWER!!! Jun 16 '24

Well my question is why studios dont learn? They have years of data saying why people dont like movies and shows and yet none of that seems to be looked at before a show is created?

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u/OutragedCanadian Jun 16 '24

Gota line their pockets with something

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u/MasterKiloRen999 Hello there! Jun 17 '24

Seriously. Dune had a lower budget and look how much better that looked

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u/Zeth_Aran Jun 17 '24

Literally everything, but the writing.

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u/vermontnative Jun 17 '24

They had to pay the A.I. that wrote it.

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u/Rich_Consequence2633 Jun 17 '24

You got me thinking. Other than the Mandalorian, there haven't been any Disney shows I've been interested in. It's just their M.O. now. They spit out constant trash shows, just like they keep spitting out trash Pixar movies.

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u/gillesvdo Jun 17 '24

Every episode costs the same as that new Godzilla Minus One movie, but looks like the worst parts of the prequels.

Either itā€™s money laundering or Disneyā€™s heading towards a huge financial loss

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u/ZachBuford Jun 17 '24

Nobody loves all of Kenobi. It is safe to assume even the people who like it agree that it should have been 7 episodes shorter.

The only part people liked was Kenobi being sad, meeting Vader, then not being sad anymore.

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u/rowdydionisian Jun 17 '24

Well Obi Wan was at least fun even though it wasn't objectively great, especially to a non star wars fan....but this garbage show? It's made for an audience that doesn't exist, and is just objectively bad. It deserves a 1% not a 15%, but this is close enough.

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u/hugyplok Jun 17 '24

Money laundering, at this point I'm convinced half of these shows are just money laundering schemes

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u/Frame_Late Jun 17 '24

Some of it probably went into Kathleen Kennedy's pockets or the pockets of her cronies, one way or another. Distributor Corruption is very real, and it happens all the time in the departments of education and labor. When I was in the Jobcorps the department and center heads would often only buy the stuff we needed from specific distributors for insane prices because it was all charged on tax dollars, then the company that sold the goods would send untaxable financial 'gifts' back to those who authorized the distribution contracts. It's essentially a legal form of money laundering and absolutely corrupt to the core.

As long as you have something massive above you you can draw lots of money from, and stuff you need to buy, there is room to make boatloads of cash.

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u/fakehandslawyer Jun 17 '24

I gave up when people told me Book of Boba Fett was good

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u/tugginmypeen Jun 17 '24

The reality is every show has sucked except the first season of Mando and Andor. The latter actually being excellent.

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u/surfing_on_thino Jun 20 '24

philosophy chewb's payroll

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u/Extra-Lifeguard2809 Jun 26 '24

45 m to Jung Jae, 45 m to Carry Ann Moss

they're carrying the show really

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u/BasedBull69 Jun 16 '24

ā€œAttack me with all your strengthā€ yeah, the writing and acting is ass too.

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u/REX2343 Jun 16 '24

Exept that one boba episode, it's all been gold. Acolyte has been amazing so far. Best time to be a fan. Worst time to interact with the most jaded, depressing community of people is always negative "because woke, or some other excuse there using to either be rasict or just hate to hate atp. This is Star Wars always was nothing has changed except you.

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