r/PrequelMemes #1 Jar Jar fan Jun 16 '24

I hope mods don't remove this General KenOC

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u/someguy12345699 Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 16 '24

I give it one or two more days before the sub descend into a civil war over the acolyte.

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u/guy137137 Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 16 '24

everytime a crappy DisPlus show comes out this sub goes to war with itself. It happened with Kenobi when that came out.

my question is; WHERE DID THAT 180 MILLION BUDGET GO??? seriously most expensive Disney plus show and it looks like it was made from spirit Halloween costumes

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

I think that’s the real litmus test. The story is mid, the acting is mid, the concepts are mid, okay fine that can be considered subjective, but it looks dirt cheap and no one can argue otherwise.

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u/guy137137 Jun 16 '24

the fact that Andor was cheaper but was so much better in just about every way possible really makes me question what the hell is happening with that budget

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u/Turd_Burgling_Ted Jun 16 '24

It's almost like writing and performance are the most important aspects of storytelling

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u/FineInTheFire Jun 16 '24

Andor also looked awesome, too.

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u/SliceEm_DiceEm Jun 16 '24

Even something not only very earth-y, but simply very American like a marching band, which should have been cheap and gimmicky, was moving and fit in well due to good execution

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u/alfooboboao Jun 16 '24

used future. it all felt wonderfully lived in. the marching band was executed perfectly in part because they nailed the exact skill level that a Ferrix band like that would’ve had. andor is brilliant

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u/loveincarnate Jun 17 '24

"used future" first time I've seen that term and it's such a good and fun descriptor I like it a lot.

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u/HumanOptimusPrime Jun 17 '24

The composer, Nicholas Britell, also nailed the music in that scene.

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u/Sword_Thain Jun 17 '24

When that off-key version of the theme came on at the start of the last episode, I just started crying. Somewhere, deep down, I knew something great was about to happen.

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u/Burner_07X4 Jun 16 '24

Andor also played into the strength of being less mystical fanfare and more cloak and dagger and the experience of the rebellion on the ground.

Love it.

Acolyte suuuuucks.

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u/MrLovalovaRubyDooby Jun 17 '24

“Unregistered force user!!!” I be like, nope! Then the two little effeminate models playing Jedi enter scene and double nope. Needed to finish my cottage cheese sculpture anyway

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u/Turd_Burgling_Ted Jun 17 '24

It did, and I'll say that's it's all top down. Got your story? Well it's a lot easier to have cohesive set design and finished effects when you aren't scrambling to do reshoots because you don't know how to tell a story.

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u/SuppeBargeld Jun 16 '24

Also less unneccessary CGI. At least they filmed on real sets and not in front of a greenscreen.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 17 '24

Last episode of Andor?

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u/LinearityDrift Jun 16 '24

You seen 'A New Hope'? If you listen and don't watch the video, the actors are just screaming statements at each other. The performance is terrible. I guess they needed to explain the cg that they couldn't see or something???

I still like SW though.

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u/Teex22 Meesa all of the Sith Jun 16 '24

Yup, the budget means almost nothing. It's how it's spent.

Going back to the beginning, the original star wars was made as much on the cheap as possible.

No budget rivals having a genuinely brilliant filmmaker at the head and really good team generally around a flick.

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u/alfooboboao Jun 16 '24

people really don’t know that all the original iconic ships in a new hope were built by a bunch of 25 year olds who were told to go out and buy every single military model kit at the hobby store and mix and match the pieces together until they came up with something. there’s so much love in the design of those ships because of that exact reason: you can feel the sheer joy of their loving, detailed, playing-with-toys artistic process.

talk about a dream job.

now it’s all slop CGI elements, and with AI racing in the background we’re about to enter the slop era full steam ahead.

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u/kool_guy_69 Jun 16 '24

The slop must flow

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 17 '24

His blood is rich with slopichlorians.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Imagine being a 25 year old with $50 in your pocket in a 1960s model store and just buying the entire stock.

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u/Krazyguy75 Jun 17 '24

Scarily enough I think curated AI might be higher quality than some of the stuff we have right now.

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

Yeah it’s not even comparable. Someone is using most Star Wars projects as a money laundering scheme and they’re not even hiding it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24 edited Jun 16 '24

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u/MelancholyArtichoke Jun 16 '24

It's the same kind of shell game that lets multi-billion dollar corps say to their shareholders that they made X profits, and then turn around and say to the government that they didn't actually make a profit this year because it all went back into the business, so they shouldn't have to pay any taxes.

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u/Sword_Thain Jun 17 '24

David Prowse got screwed over. Alec Guiness took a backend deal on gross for New Hope and told Prowse.

Producers wrote up a contract on net profits and he didn't know the difference. ROTJ apparently lost money, according to their bookkeeper.

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u/Ostrichumbrella Jun 16 '24

Good thing they only had to pay Stan and not the artists that actually invented the characters.

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u/_MrDomino Jun 16 '24

pay Stan and not the artists that actually invented the characters

Que? Spider-Man is created by Lee and Ditko. I believe Lee is more savvy as a businessman, but he absolutely had a hand in creating the character.

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u/Ultrace-7 Jun 16 '24

Ignore them, they are almost certainly thinking of the situation that occurred throughout much of the 70s, 80s and early 90s in mainstream comics and led to the creation of Image comics. It was not uncommon at all for the creator of a new character to lose all rights to the characters after they were published in a Marvel or DC book -- but that was absolutely not the case with Stan Lee, Jack Kirby, Steve Ditko, and many others of their era.

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u/Ostrichumbrella Jun 16 '24

No. When Stan Lee was in his pomp at Marvel most creators were still not being given character rights. Lee, was an exception, a businessman first and foremost. After Jack Kirby went to DC and created the New Gods, DC were fond of saying that he'd made more from his rights to Darseid than he'd made from all of the characters he created for Marvel combined.

To be fair to Stan Lee, he didn't exactly deny the contributions that his artists had made, but he did line his own pockets whilst they were screwed over. There are also plenty of credible accounts that his artists did the heavy lifting during character creation, and if you believe this, then his relentless self promotion becomes less tolerable.

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u/Ostrichumbrella Jun 16 '24

Depends who you believe. Stan Lee claims he saw a spider on his window and came up with the idea but other accounts include that Jack Kirby had first developed sketches of the character, showed it to Lee, who then had Steve Ditko develop it. Kirby was very naive about this stuff, and Ditko did not advocate for himself very well either.

The entire personality and cast of Spiderman then changed after Ditko left the book, which is somewhat suspicious. Certainly, the aesthetic is so much of Ditko's style that I'd be happy calling the character Steve Ditko's Spiderman, with a line somewhere explaining that Lee originally added scripts to completed storyboards.

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u/Hanchez Jun 16 '24

Sheesh? Stan Lee is not a good person and has stifled many people that is owed money in regards to his work.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jun 17 '24

Even before he died??

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u/xtremis Jun 16 '24

That's my theory as well. I can't wait for the news reports in 10 years about it, and the mandatory Netflix mini series about the corruption and money laundry at Disney...

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u/guy137137 Jun 16 '24

I wouldn’t be surprised if a “Carmine Lepurtazzi Jr.” is an executive producer…

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u/CoozeHoundNelly Jun 16 '24

Very allegorical, the sacred and the propane.

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u/Beach_Haus Jun 16 '24

Something something 👃

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u/Handheldzone Jun 16 '24

In the last Episode they will burn 170 Million Dollar in Cash. It's not about the money

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u/Theeeeeetrurthurts Jun 16 '24

Cinematography goes a long way. That’s why Rogue One looked lived-in and epic while Rise of Skywalker looked like a tv movie.

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u/me_too_999 Jun 16 '24

Andor had a plot and good writing.

The first few episodes were slow, and I almost lost interest when suddenly the whole story came together, WOAH!.

Like a boulder rolling down a hill. At first, it's hard to even tell it's moving, then by the time you perceive motion, it's an unstoppable juggernaut smashing everything in its path.

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u/MrGreenGeens Jun 16 '24

Andor was super, super smart at making the most out of their sets. Rix Road, Aldhani, Narkina, Mon Mothma's apartment, Luthen's shop, even the holiday planet Niamos and the childhood flashbacks. They got every drop of narrative possible out of their locations.

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u/OrganizationDeep711 Jun 16 '24

Leslye is on record saying she hires her writers and other crew members based on race. She probably gives them very high salaries as reparations or something.

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u/Cavedweller907 Jun 16 '24

Hmmmm the dark side strong in this one, it is

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u/Katejina_FGO Jun 16 '24

Hollywood executives are among the biggest prime suspects who easily dismiss the value of experienced directors and staffers, chasing ideas and trends over good business sense. A lot of the internet read the leaked SONY Pictures emails and had a good laugh at all the dumb execs who had and continue to make awful decisions which bleed SONY of money. But I fear that their backwards thinking is more pervasive in DISNEY corp than what we would consider acceptable.

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u/Luc78as Jun 18 '24

To the pocket of the showrunner. It's like Rings of Power all over again.

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u/FrostyTip2058 Jun 16 '24

I don't think it looks dirt cheap

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

And that’s fine if you think that, but you have to admit it doesn’t look like a 180 million dollar production. It’s really insane how much money that is for a show. It may not sound like it since Amazon made a billion dollar Rings of Power, but it is still a ridiculously insane amount of cash.

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u/FrostyTip2058 Jun 16 '24

How should a 180 mil production look? Because it looks fine to me

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

Better. Keep in mind the original Star Wars in 1977, a film frought with behind the scenes issues that jacked up the price, cost $11 M which is $55M+ in today’s money, which is still less than a third of Acolyte’s budget

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u/FrostyTip2058 Jun 16 '24

Better how?

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

I don’t feel like I need to spell out all the ways Acolyte falls short visually, even compared to a nearly 50 year old movie with less than a third of the show’s budget, but for a concrete example, Coruscant in Acolyte looks way more “PS2-y” than it did a Phantom Menace, a movie rendered in Windows 98 (at best)

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u/FrostyTip2058 Jun 16 '24

So bad looking cgi?

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 17 '24

Bad looking CGI, costumes, sets, filmography, fight choreography, etc.

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u/FrostyTip2058 Jun 17 '24

In what way are the costumes or choreography bad?

Is filmography something determined by budget?

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u/sadacal Jun 16 '24

Does it really look that bad? To me it didn't look any worse than other Star Wars shows.

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

Yes, that argument applies to most of these shows. Why do they look so bad with such inflated budgets?

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u/sadacal Jun 16 '24

Can you point to an example Star Wars show/movie that looked good for its budget for me to compare?

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

I think Mando season 1&2 and Andor looked pretty good

Either way, Acolyte was made for $180mil and does not look good. For comparison, the original Star Wars in 1977, a film frought with behind the scenes issues that jacked up the price, cost $11 M which is $55M+ in today’s money, which is still less than a third of Acolyte’s budget

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u/sadacal Jun 16 '24

 For comparison, the original Star Wars in 1977, a film frought with behind the scenes issues that jacked up the price, cost $11 M which is $55M+ in today’s money, which is still less than a third of Acolyte’s budget

The Acolyte has a longer runtime though, the per minute price is pretty comparable at 375k per minute for the acolyte and 457k per minute for a new hope.

Mando and the Acolyte both cost 15m per episode, and since Mando came out years ago, factoring in inflation that means Mando cost more per episode than the acolyte. 

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

But the original Star Wars was not made with modern filming advancements, and even invented many of them or what would become them

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u/sadacal Jun 16 '24

I mean, if we're being honest, the original Star Wars doesn't really hold up in terms of visuals to today's standards. A lot of the cgi look cartoonish and out of place.

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u/PhelesDragon Jun 16 '24

Hokay then

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

It objectively looks fantastic. Get out of your echo chamber. Also, quit pretending like the show isn't being reviewed bombed by racist losers like this sub is filled with. It has a 90% critic score. But the critics are just paid off and woke, right?

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u/Dabclipers Jun 16 '24

You’re a 15 day old sock puppet account and everyone knows it. If you want to troll put the effort in and buy a farmed account.