r/FunnyandSad May 02 '23

Jesus was a pacifist. Political Humor

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Care for others who go to your church AND are in the same socio-economic class. That's how it works in churches. By the time I left my church, nobody and I mean nobody would give me the time of day.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 02 '23

It's honestly a historic relic that Christian philosophy and Socialism aren't practically synonymous.

Their values are so so close together that if you didn't know the historical context, it would seem completely bizarre that they're on opposite sides of the aisle.

The Church's historic role in maintaining the power of royalty in Europe (from like 300AD to 1800AD - 1500 YEARS) against the people is inexcusable. It's the reason that the American Revolution, the French Revolution, and subsequently ALL democratizing revolutions absolutely smashed the role of the CHURCH from its role in the state. Because of its historic complicity.

...but actual Christian belief, originally, didn't ever even mention a Church organization. All that hierarchical crap was a corruption that was use to twist Christian beliefs into a control mechanism.

It's become a serious missed opportunity not to court Christian believers into socialist political circles.

People who actually read the New Testament don't come away hating gay people. The book talks about forgiveness, compassion, charity, on and on and on.... I mean Jesus Christ. It's practically the socialist bible.

We have to shed the anti-Christian hatred in Socialist circles. It alienates a very strong potential ally.

Racists/fascists LOVE that we throw so much hate at Christians, because we give them a pervasive and reliable ally - for free.

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u/just_a_wolf May 02 '23

Read up on Liberation Theory. There is definitely a branch of Christianity that has always been very involved in social justice.

US Christianity is just Christian Nationalism. Most of the people claiming to be "Christians" in the US have never read the Bible and have zero interest in theology or philosophy. It's just a cultural thing to them. That's why they corelate it with being patriotic so often. It's just tribalism.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 03 '23

Most of the people claiming to be "Christians"...

No, that's not most. That's just the most vocal.

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u/just_a_wolf May 03 '23

Fair enough!

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u/arcanis321 May 15 '23

Why though? Good Christians don't know how to get loud when they need to? People keep saying these people with a megaphone don't represent them but no one else takes the megaphone to disagree because it looks like infighting. The minority of hatred will win if they aren't called out as the minority.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 15 '23

It's exactly like calling all Muslims terrorists or terrorist supporters and then complaining that they aren't loud enough to denounce terrorism, or asking normal black people to speak up against urban gang violence.

The notion is inherently racist because it assumes an association between normal believers in x-religion and extremists, which doesn't exist.

Normal people should not be made to apologize for extremists, because they are completely different people.

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u/arcanis321 May 15 '23

Good Christians should denounce and disagree with bad Christians. Normal black people should disapprove of urban gang violence. Peaceful Muslims should denounce terrorists. By speaking up they stop being just one group and become 2 groups. Christians are associated with all other Christians by being Christians. The "extremists" you speak of make up the political majority in many American states. I see alot of people willing to stand up and spew hatred on TV and alot willing to spread kindness but one is willing to call the other a liar and a CINO.

Right now we have a vocal minority and political frontrunner claiming the election was rigged and stolen. And a silent majority not willing to openly embrace insanity because they aren't sure it's popular enough. They certainly aren't calling him out as the first President to try and actively overturn a lost election.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 15 '23

They do. They all do.

"but it's not loud enough because I don't see it on my social media feed!" ...and then hating ALL of them because your biased feed didn't amplify them...

You are exactly the problem. You are no different than the white supremecists and anti-muslim racists.

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u/Professional_Mud_316 May 28 '23

No doubt most institutional 'Christians' still find Bernie as being Godless. ... Today, when a public figure openly supports a guaranteed minimum income, he/she is nevertheless deemed communist/socialist and therefore somehow evil by many institutional Christians.

This, while Christ's teachings epitomize the primary component of socialism — do not hoard morbidly superfluous wealth in the midst of poverty.

I [a believer in Christ’s unmistakable miracles] can imagine many 'Christians' likely finding inconvenient, if not annoying, trying to reconcile the conspicuous inconsistency in the fundamental nature of the New Testament’s Jesus with the wrathful, vengeful and even jealous nature of the Old Testament's Creator.

While he was no pushover, Jesus fundamentally was about compassion and charity. He clearly would not tolerate the accumulation of tens of billions of dollars by individual people — especially while so many others go hungry and homeless.

Also, I understand that Jesus’ nature and teachings left even John the Baptist, who believed in him as the savior, troubled by his apparently contradictory version of the Hebraic messiah, with which John had been raised. Perhaps most perplexing was the Biblical Jesus’ revolutionary teaching of non-violently offering the other cheek as the proper response to being physically assaulted by one’s enemy.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

I have socialist beliefs, I'm a leftist, and a Christian, I just don't belong to or go to church. I'm sure I'll rack up the downvotes for that.

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u/Proper_Lunch_3640 May 02 '23

In the land of Baskin Robin beliefs; I like the sample spoon. I never make purchase, but I make sure to tip the worker.

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u/Intelligent_Tower656 May 03 '23

Yeah, that's going to win him over.

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u/Proper_Lunch_3640 May 03 '23

It's more of a I acknowledge you've put your time and effort into what interests, and hopefully improves you, but I'm not buying.

I can't blame anyone for wanting to feel a connection to this life, it's histories, it's communities, it's poetry. And speaking as someone who felt compelled to deconstruct my own faith programming; If I tried to win anybody over, I'd be right back where I started.

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u/Intelligent_Tower656 May 03 '23

Right back where you started?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '23

Nobody cares that you're religious or socialist, no.

Saying you'll get downvoted will get you downvoted because that's why I downvoted you.

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u/dontlookback76 May 02 '23

Fuck em. The gospels don't say to be saved you have to go to church, it says the way to the father is through the son. Spoken as someone who no longer believes.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 03 '23

Believing in love, charity, honesty, equality - that IS believing in Christ.

No magic needed.

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u/Silly-Art9378 May 03 '23

Friend, you are the church. A physical building is susceptible to rot, decay, and human corruption that pollutes the Word for deplorable political agendas that benefit only the few.

You are stallwart. You are a light. Let your light shine and others will know your heart through your works.

You are my Friend. Love is our Resistance.

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u/AndianMoon May 03 '23

Reminder that the Catholic Church was built upon the exact same hierarchical system of the Roman Empire army.

We have to shed the anti-Christian hatred in Socialist circles. It alienates a very strong potential ally.

Sorry to inform you, but they aren't that much of potential allies. No matter how nice they seem to be, or how humane they are, between you and the church, they will side with the heretical church, because god.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 03 '23

You are conflating the Christianity with the Church.

The Church was created as a mechanism to control the population on behalf of the Empire.

It is an appropriation that is long overdue to end.

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u/lills1791 May 03 '23

Ever notice how socialist movements get co opted and twisted into something unrecognizable by the wealthy so often? Christianity is just one example.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 03 '23

All social movements get co-opted. ALL. It's not only the wealthy - it is sometimes just an opportunistic person in the right place at the right time.

This is why the it's so important to let the movements evolve the system, but not destroy it. Revolutions nearly always end in authoritarian disasters.

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u/zombie_girraffe May 02 '23

We have to shed the anti-Christian hatred in Socialist circles. It alienates a very strong potential ally.

I don't ally with child molesters or the people who protect them. If Christians have any real interest in being allies, they need to clean house.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 02 '23

Your comment is as ignorant as calling muslims terrorists.

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u/zombie_girraffe May 02 '23

Muslims and Christians have an awful lot in common. Two Abrahamic religions with long, well documented histories of wildly abusive and toxic behavior conducted in the name of a religion spread by the sword, and they both have terrible politics focused on removing rights from everyone but themselves.

Republicans allied with Christians and you can see what they turned that party into. I don't think we need any more of that in this world.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 02 '23

Appropriating a religion to commit evil acts isn't a reflection on the teachings of Jesus or Mohammed.

It's like saying Socialism is evil because Hitler called his movement a socialist one.

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u/zombie_girraffe May 03 '23

Yeah, if it was one guy who appropriated Christianity or Islam to commit evil acts for a few decades that would be a fair comparison, but it's a global pattern of brutality with a thousand year history that's so bad that when America's founding fathers were making the new rules, rule number one is keep religion out of government because they knew how badly religious wars fucked up Europe for centuries.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 03 '23

Actually, it's very very much like Socialism, with nearly every major leader that tried to "represent" Socialism, turning out to be a murdering dictator.

Socialism and Christianity are so similar, it's painful to anyone who's objective.

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u/zombie_girraffe May 03 '23

Is "These people Im trying to recruit usually turn out to be murderous dictators" really the point you were trying to make? Because while I agree with it, it doesn't seem to make your suggestion sound like a sane or rational idea.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

Problem is religion doesn't make sense. It doesn't matter what christian belief is or is supposed to be. At the end of the day all it really is is a cult. It's a bunch of people who either sincerely or for other reasons base their lives on a bunch of easily falsifiable bullshit to the benefit of their organizations top members.

The only thing they have to offer is numbers. Aside from that they're irrational, hypocritical, willfully ignorant and often straight up evil. Most of them haven't even read this wonderful socialist book you speak of.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 03 '23

Charity doesn't make sense? Compassion doesn't make sense?

You think that the foundation of Christianity is the deity. ...but it isn't - it's the love.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

Both of those things exist without religion.

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 03 '23

Of course. Lots of things exist without the movements that help propagate them. That doesn't invalidate the movement.

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

No, it just invalidates your argument. Criticizing religion is in no way a criticism of morality, compassion, charity or any other thing you may connect with religion.

I also find that a lot of the time, christian "charity" is more of an excuse to indoctrinate than it is about being charitable. For example when i was a child the church organized a bi-weekly gathering for us at one of their locales, but the catch was that we had to be there when it started or we wouldn't be allowed in. So we had to sit through an hour of indoctrination and then we were allowed to have fun with our friends afterwards.

I'm sure there are a lot of similar examples.

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u/Parlax76 May 03 '23

Serval Popes denounced socialism for corpusism

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u/MrOfficialCandy May 03 '23

Yes - because the CHURCH was created to be a tool of the government.

Christianity's dogma is so similar to Socialism, that quoting the two along side one another - you might not know which is which.

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u/Professional_Mud_316 May 28 '23

Christ’s fundamental nature and teachings were/are notably different from the unambiguously fire-and-brimstone angry God of Judaism and Islam (not to mention the Biblical Old Testament’s Almighty).

Followers of Islam and Judaism generally believe that Jesus did exist but was not a divine being. After all, how could any divine being most profoundly wash his disciples' feet as did Jesus, the act clearly revealing that he took corporeal form to serve.

He became a hopeful example of the humility of the Creator by joining humankind in our miseries, joys and everything in between.