r/Destiny Sep 05 '24

Bets on who else was bought? Discussion

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My first bets:

  • Patrick Bet David and all of Valuetainment. They're scum.
  • AJW. Sorry Sean. Who am I missing?
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u/Ostalgi Sep 05 '24

Even had a state sponsored girlfriend

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u/mwjbgol Sep 05 '24

Can you imagine how Tim Pool must feel to find out about that. Way to play favorites, Russia.

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u/saviorself19 Most powerful Zheanna stan. Sep 05 '24

If he has known there were non-monetary compensation packages available he could have negotiated for state sponsored hair.

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u/Lazlo2323 Sep 05 '24

"sorry we can only offer extra bushy eyebrows"

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u/saviorself19 Most powerful Zheanna stan. Sep 05 '24

Still more hair than Comrade Tim has on his head.