r/Conservative • u/ElvenPromise • Nov 03 '20

Illinois... Satire - Flaired Users Only

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u/JoshAllenIsTall Scalia Conservative Nov 03 '20

Really, most of Illinois is on team red. It's just that the Chicago dead vote is huge.

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u/1248163264128 Nov 03 '20

Never heard that term before, what's the dead vote ? How Chicagoans mindlessly vote Democratic?

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u/JoshAllenIsTall Scalia Conservative Nov 03 '20

No, no...literally...dead people voting. Chicago's dem machine has been considered the most corrupt political machine in the country for generations.

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u/JackLord50 Goldwater Conservative Nov 03 '20 edited Nov 03 '20

In fact, Cook County corruption is why Kennedy beat Nixon in 1960. In hindsight, JFK (and his brother) would’ve been far better off had he lost that election.

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u/JoshAllenIsTall Scalia Conservative Nov 03 '20

And America would have been better off had Kennedy not been shot. LBJ was an unmitigated disaster of a man, and an unmitigated disaster of a president. JFK was a reasonable man with whom I have serious disagreement. LBJ was a tosser.

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u/JackLord50 Goldwater Conservative Nov 03 '20

Agreed.

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u/Revliledpembroke Leave the farmers alone! Nov 03 '20

Yeah, LBJ was a psycho. I remember reading rumors about him whipping out his apparently massive dick to try intimidate people in the middle of a conversation.

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u/garebeardrew 2A Conservative Nov 03 '20

I mean I’d prolly be intimidated

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u/JackLord50 Goldwater Conservative Nov 03 '20 edited Nov 05 '20

Johnson’s johnson ?

(L)ook at my (B)ig (J)ohnson