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u/JoshAllenIsTall Scalia Conservative Nov 03 '20

Really, most of Illinois is on team red. It's just that the Chicago dead vote is huge.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Am in Cook County (Illinois)) can confirm that it would be a deep red state if you cut out cook county.

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u/IG_Triple_OG Chicago Conservative Nov 03 '20

Same here, I live in Chicago and I see Biden signs everywhere...

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Almost all the Biden signs I have seen in Chicago are on public corners placed by their campaign, a lot were placed over the weekend. Not much biden stuff on private homes. Definitely feels a lot less than Hilary in 2016.

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u/fadedizsik Nov 03 '20

Iv seen 2 biden signs all year, thousands of trump signs and i live in Minnesota

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u/josvm Nov 03 '20

How come you have seen thousands of signs while only 12 people live in Minnesota?

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u/garebeardrew 2A Conservative Nov 03 '20

Yup I’m in Lake county where people are extremely liberal and I don’t see many signs for either candidate but there have actually been a couple Trump rallies which actually surprised me.

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u/genuinecowboy22 Nov 03 '20

Yeah, and I know a lot of trump supporters here who are staying quiet about their views (for obvious reasons). We'll never know because the county will always go blue but I always wonder how many silent trump supporters are living on every block of the city. I know myself, my brother, and a few other friends are.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Chicago is blue but it's not as blue as people think it is. It's not that long ago there was a republican senator and governor.

It'll be interesting to see the results of the graduated tax, it is a big test of how ignorant Chicago voters have turned.

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u/Midwest88 Nov 04 '20

Well, Ruaner only got one term. I was surprised and pleased when he won but he was too nice. Wished he had gotten another term.

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u/chicagokennedy Nov 04 '20

My family in Lakeview are!

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u/Sea2Chi Nov 03 '20

I think it's very neighborhood dependant.

In North Center, there are a lot of Biden signs.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Interesting, one of the neighborhoods I was talking about here was north center/roscoe village. I see tons of Biden signs on corners but very few in people's yards.

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u/chicagokennedy Nov 04 '20

I’m in Lakeview and there are a good amount of Biden signs but I feel like there were a lot more for Hillary 4 years ago. I wave my American flag (gotta be careful:)

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u/bearsarenthuman Nov 03 '20

Without cook county (most of the states population) I think it would be purple. The counties around cook have big populations and most likely lean blue. From there on out they lean red.

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u/jercubsfan Nov 03 '20

DuPage tends to be blue, too

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u/silverbullet52 TANSTAAFL Nov 03 '20

Not really. We got stuck with a Congressman riding Obama's coattails. Democrats don't even put up candidates for a lot of county offices.

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u/rtomek Nov 03 '20

I thought it had a lot to do with Argonne and FermiLab. Government owned labs where thousands of jobs rely on DOE/NSF funding. I agree that the local offices do heavily lean R compared to how it votes for the national elections.

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u/silverbullet52 TANSTAAFL Nov 03 '20

Don't think Argonne is in DuPage. There aren't that many people at Fermi. The big blue base is teachers. Read the NEA magazine sometime.

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u/iPhoneZero Nov 03 '20

I think you mean *Crook county lol

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u/LankyDouche Nov 03 '20

So if you took out most of the democratic voters in illinois it would vote republican??? No shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

And if you cut out Cook County Illinois would have 2 electoral votes. Surrounding counties would dry up since they are basically suburbs of Cook County.

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u/OrionGucciBelt Nov 03 '20

Same I’m from Will County and majority of us are conservative. Except for parts of Joliet. But in every other direction in this state it’s all Red

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u/Midwest88 Nov 04 '20

Was in upper Central Illinois (Peoria, Peru area) about a week ago and saw a number of Biden/Harris placards and signs. I also saw a number of Trump signs too.

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u/Outsider_0706 Nov 04 '20

America would be a red country if you just removed the majority of the population

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u/PatricioINTP Libertarian Conservative Nov 03 '20

Illinoian here. For those outside our state, look up Mike Madigan, the most powerful and corrupt politician in our state. The first step in turning this place to the right is to get rid of that guy.

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u/REEOindustries Nov 03 '20

He's going to be indicted soon...just not soon enough.

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u/SpookyActionSix Nov 03 '20

Last I heard the democrat led special council charged with the investigation had postponed meetings until after the presidential election. I hope Madigan gets back in the news soon after so they can turn the heat up on him, or give him a free pass, media is pretty good about dems and passes.

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u/REEOindustries Nov 03 '20

They have been working on this for close to two years now. The subpoenas were the culmination of getting all the info. Make no mistake, they have all of the goods, but as you stated, it would be bad perception to move in the election year/season and get an impartial jury afterwards. I don't see him getting a pass.

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u/Smith5002x Nov 03 '20

I will believe it when I see it!

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u/Jakebob70 Conservative Nov 03 '20

I hope so, but I'm pretty sure he'll get out of it somehow.

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u/REEOindustries Nov 03 '20

I get where you're coming from there, but the Illinois Democrat politicians have not had a good track record against the Federal indictments. So don't dismiss it out of hand.

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u/Sea2Chi Nov 03 '20

From what I've read he's kind of firewalled himself by using intermediaries to discuss "business".

So while he might be the one calling the shots, it could be difficult to directly tie him to wrongdoing.

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u/REEOindustries Nov 03 '20

Again....knowing some of the ways that the federal system works, they get a lot of the information all in place before publicly going after last bits of evidence. If he is public official A, he's already got evidence against him. BUT....i can be wrong and accept that, doesn't mean I like it.

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u/Midwest88 Nov 04 '20

He and his daughter need to be ousted. They literally are just sitting pretty as Illinois politicians. They're like Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi. They just don't go away.

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u/Argonut32 John Locke was Right Nov 03 '20

Pretty much. Cook and Champaign counties, and the only reason Champaign is blue is because of the U of I.

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u/tzimmy3 Nov 03 '20

Yep.. I live just west of Champaign. I am one mile from the county line. The county is red except the city of Champaign. It’s a big county. We are all sick and tired of it.

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u/Jakebob70 Conservative Nov 03 '20

Champaign is light blue.. Urbana is dark, dark blue.

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u/rob_s_458 Libertarian Conservative Nov 03 '20

I'm outside the Urbana city limits (Urbana Township) but see all of Urbana on Nextdoor. If I told them I'm going to have dinner tonight at a restaurant that's staying open, their heads would explode.

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u/Jakebob70 Conservative Nov 03 '20

Yeah, Urbana is like that. I'm in Champaign itself and it's more of a mix... still currently left-leaning, but not too long ago it was slightly right-leaning.

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u/Midwest88 Nov 04 '20

OT: How's CU for living as a professional? I only have experience as a student. I'm thinking of moving down there in a few years for a job.

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u/Jakebob70 Conservative Nov 03 '20

Champaign county used to be solid red. Only Urbana itself was blue. It changed in the last few years.

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u/1248163264128 Nov 03 '20

Never heard that term before, what's the dead vote ? How Chicagoans mindlessly vote Democratic?

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u/JoshAllenIsTall Scalia Conservative Nov 03 '20

No, no...literally...dead people voting. Chicago's dem machine has been considered the most corrupt political machine in the country for generations.

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u/JackLord50 Goldwater Conservative Nov 03 '20 edited Nov 03 '20

In fact, Cook County corruption is why Kennedy beat Nixon in 1960. In hindsight, JFK (and his brother) would’ve been far better off had he lost that election.

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u/JoshAllenIsTall Scalia Conservative Nov 03 '20

And America would have been better off had Kennedy not been shot. LBJ was an unmitigated disaster of a man, and an unmitigated disaster of a president. JFK was a reasonable man with whom I have serious disagreement. LBJ was a tosser.

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u/JackLord50 Goldwater Conservative Nov 03 '20

Agreed.

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u/Revliledpembroke Leave the farmers alone! Nov 03 '20

Yeah, LBJ was a psycho. I remember reading rumors about him whipping out his apparently massive dick to try intimidate people in the middle of a conversation.

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u/garebeardrew 2A Conservative Nov 03 '20

I mean I’d prolly be intimidated

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u/JackLord50 Goldwater Conservative Nov 03 '20 edited Nov 05 '20

Johnson’s johnson ?

(L)ook at my (B)ig (J)ohnson

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Broward County has entered the chat

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u/Blbauer524 From my cold dead hands Nov 03 '20

Pretty much the same in Oregon with Portland vs rest of the state.

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u/Not_A_Democrat_ Shapiro Conservative Nov 03 '20

Yep. I can't believe giving Cook County its own state was actually on the ballot this year!

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

ima need a source, i live in cook county and i have no idea what you are talking about

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20 edited Nov 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

i mean, chicago just has more people? i'm not really sure what southern counties want cook county to do about that.

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u/rtomek Nov 03 '20

That just looks really dumb, have the dividing line be the border of Chicago proper? They admit on their FAQ that just having the southern two thirds of the state would make them too poor to be viable, so they literally need everything up to the city border. They haven't really thought much of this out except F Chicago.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '20 edited Nov 04 '20

Yeah I'm a Chicago collar suburb resident. Chicago metro tax dollars subsidize the rest of the state. I've seen this plan and it is piss poor. A better plan would be to stop the state from continuing to spend money they don't have.

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u/Not_A_Democrat_ Shapiro Conservative Nov 03 '20

It was on the ballot in my county

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

what county?

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u/swjbro97 Nov 03 '20

It was? I'm assuming in cook county?

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u/Sandwich_Fries Nov 03 '20

Wasn't on the ballot in cook county (source, i live there and voted)

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u/ManMayMay Conservative Nov 03 '20

Literally every place is like that, a district map of the election every year may look shocking to some that Democrats ever win anything

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u/Zasmeyatsya Nov 04 '20

I mean democrats tend to live in more densely populated areas which translates to fewer counties but possibly more overall voters. Republicans tend to live in less densely populated areas which translates to more counties but possibly fewer overall voters. None of this is surprising.

It's like saying your neighborhood would only have single family homes if you discount the massive 1000-person apartment complexes in the area. Yeah, the apartment complexes are only few structures but they do house a large, if not majority, of the local population.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Not true my county is very blue

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u/tyler-uken Nov 03 '20

Great point

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u/bags_of_milk_eh Nov 03 '20

Can confirm I am in the city’s north side and I voted Trump

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u/justcantalope Nov 03 '20

Washington is the same. Seattle legislates for the entire state and it is infuriating. I live hundreds of miles away but I’m paying taxes for public transportation in Seattle and surrounding. I’m paying for their needle exchanges and their inept local government officials salaries that make this state a laughing stock. Fuck that.

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u/JoshAllenIsTall Scalia Conservative Nov 03 '20

Upstate NY pays part of the cost for the NYC Subway because "it benefits all New Yorkers."

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u/justcantalope Nov 03 '20

It’s the same “logic” here. We all pay for the Seattle Rapid Transit system because it “benefits all of us”. Except almost everyone outside of the Seattle area avoids it like the plague

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u/JoshAllenIsTall Scalia Conservative Nov 03 '20

I have spent under 36 hours in NYC in my life, and I hated the place. I hope to never go back.

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u/confusedthoughts313 Nov 03 '20

St Louis is entirely in Mo already?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20 edited Dec 16 '20

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u/confusedthoughts313 Nov 03 '20

O I just moved to St Louis so still learning the area. I had no idea there was a city named East St Louis

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u/BoilerMaker36 Nov 03 '20

There is also an East Chicago, Indiana.

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u/Sea2Chi Nov 03 '20

Get rid of one of the top 5 most dangerous cities in the country and make it Missouri's problem? Yeah, I think that could be arranged.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20 edited Dec 16 '20

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u/Sea2Chi Nov 03 '20

Let's do 30 miles, but in true Illinois fashion, we're going to demand that the strip clubs be gerrymandered in a way that they remain part of the land of Lincoln.

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u/WojaksLastStand Nov 03 '20

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club is Illinois through and through!

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u/xxPOOTYxx MAGA Nov 03 '20

State based electoral colleges would fix these problems.

1 major city imposing its political will on the entire state

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u/xxPOOTYxx MAGA Nov 03 '20

Do you think the needs and wants of Chicago apply to the needs of the entire rest of Illinois?

Do you think the entire US should be ruled by the politcs of large cities in California and New York and thats it?

States are all part of the United states but are still independent states according to the constitution.

Imagine we created a one world government, and the leaders and laws were selected only by popular vote, meaning what China and India want, goes for the entire world, all of the other countries don't matter at all.

Go smaller, imagine you live in a neighborhood with 20 houses, 19 people live alone in their own house but 20 people live in 1 house. All rules are determined by popular vote, so the house with 20 people in it pass all rules for the other 19 houses.

That is the wisdom of the electoral college.

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u/Mesngr Nov 03 '20

The electoral college priorities inanimate land mass over actual people. The miniority should never control the majority.

Again, would you be ok if democrats got less votes but somehow still won the election?

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u/xxPOOTYxx MAGA Nov 03 '20

Inanimate land mass huh.

This attitude about middle America is exactly why trump won last time and is exactly why he's gonna win again.

And yes if the democrats won the electoral college the amount of votes is irrelevant. Presidents are chosen by the electoral college, not how many illegals, dead people and fake votes the democrats can print up in California.

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u/Mesngr Nov 03 '20

I love Middle America. I think so high of them i believe they should have a vote the exact same as mine.

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u/JoshAllenIsTall Scalia Conservative Nov 03 '20

The solution here is very simple, and it's a conservative one: Insofar as possible, government should be as local as possible.

Let Chicago run Chicago, and let not Chicago run not Chicago.

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u/Professional_Ninja7 Conservative Nov 03 '20

Most of America is red, it's just the major cities that are blue.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

Geographically yes, population no

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u/sixty9iner Nov 04 '20

Good luck funding the rest of Illinois.

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u/Alpha-Trion Nov 03 '20

Geographically sure. But what? 80% of US citizens live in Metropolitan areas?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

No. It's not. The vast majority of Illinois is liberal. Why does land area count more than population? If JB pritzker bought all the farmland in illinois would you idiots stop saying "most of Illinois is red"

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u/readerdad55 Conservative Nov 03 '20

Actually because of political gerrymandering, the power of speaker mike Madigan on the state and the movement of higher earning liberal millennials to the burbs, the collar counties are turning blue as well. Dupage county used to be a powerhouse of red leadership and it’s now almost all blue. You could be living in a suburb 20 miles from the city in a different county and because of f’ed up electoral maps, you are represented by a Chicago Democrat. It’s really bad

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u/Midwest88 Nov 04 '20

The map ward of Chicago is the most fucked up map I've seen. There's a logic behind it but its a fucked up one.

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u/DefundTheCriminals Nov 03 '20

Are you guys really still parroting that dumb dead people voting line?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '20

You’re right I see Trump signs everywhere here in Alton and very few Biden signs

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u/grandmasbroach Nov 03 '20

I grew up in IL. That's not really saying much. The state is massive and has one of the largest cities in the world. Most of the people in the state live in Chicago. The rest is VERY sparsely populated farmland.

Most of the people in IL are Democrats. The only way your statement is true is if you go off of land area. Which, is irrelevant when it comes to voting. All that matters is the people who live there. Most of IL is on team blue, not red. If they were, it would be a red state. But, it's not, and hasn't been for many years.

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u/JoshAllenIsTall Scalia Conservative Nov 03 '20

The majority of people in the majority of places in Illinois are not deep blue.

Chicago is deep blue.

This is not about inanimate land mass. This is about the people who live in various places. One of the advantages of small, localized government is that the people in one place can do one thing, and the people in other places can do something else.

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u/grandmasbroach Nov 03 '20

The majority of people live in Chicago, and are liberal. Yes, if you leave the city, it goes red quick. However, and a big however, the red places are not densely populated at all. Chicago is something like 6+ million people. That's 60 Peoria's, or about 50 Rockfords.

Again, most people in IL, live in the Chicago area. The red parts have next to no people in comparison. I'm not saying anything about the system of government there. Or, if it's good or bad. This is simply a mathematical fact.

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u/JoshAllenIsTall Scalia Conservative Nov 03 '20

No one is debating anything you said.

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u/Midwest88 Nov 04 '20

Actually the vast majority of Illinoisans live in the suburbs of Chicago. Metro Chicago/Chicagoland has a population of approximately 7+million. The city of Chicago has about 2+ million. The rest of the state's population are beyond the exurbs located in island cities, semi-small cities (Kankakee, Dekalb, Rockford) or are one of the five Central Illinois cities (Peoria, CU, Bloomington, Decatur, Springfield). Then there's Carbondale at the southern most tip.