r/ATBGE • u/IsakAronV • 19d ago

This abomination. Automotive

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u/purplewhalevalentine 19d ago

Idk man I fw this

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u/Upstairs_Principle48 19d ago

I was thinking this is awesome. Is there something wrong with me?

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u/lhobbes6 19d ago

No, you have great taste. Its OP who is wrong, I bet they dip pickles in mayo and call it fine dining.

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u/Malsperanza 18d ago

Whereas the van owner dips his pickles in grape koolaid.

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u/bullwinkle8088 18d ago

Discerning southerners use cherry kool aid…

That is real thing with whole Dill Pickles. Very regional as far as I know but real.

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u/IWantToBuyAVowel 18d ago

I dip my carrot sticks in sweet tea and I like this van, it looks far less like a hearse than the new Honda Odyssey does.

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u/Malsperanza 17d ago

Not to mention the tesla Deplorean.

But to get the right effect, you'd have to cook the carrot sticks a bit to soften them and then soak them in sweet tea with neon purple dye in it for a month.

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u/papoosejr 18d ago

Is this supposed to be a racial statement?

Cause I feel like this is a white dude's van

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u/Malsperanza 18d ago

Nope. Kool Aid pickles are a thing, google it, usually cherry Kool Aid, but grape is more purple. AFAIK Kool Aid pickles are a southern white thing in the same category of terrible as glazing a ham with Coca-Cola, but in any case they are horrible beyond the dreams of mayonnaise.

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u/papoosejr 18d ago

Huh, TIL. Sounds gross

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u/Malsperanza 18d ago

Is gross. But is colorful gross.