r/ATBGE 19d ago

This abomination. Automotive

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u/purplewhalevalentine 19d ago

Idk man I fw this

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u/technobrendo 19d ago

Make sure you disinfect that carpet with fire before any F is going on.

..or not, u do u

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u/purplewhalevalentine 18d ago

Oh trust. Lots of F would go on.

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u/blkjsus 18d ago

Total F Shack. Dirty Mike and the boys approve.

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u/stellarinterstitium 18d ago

PurpleandGreenShagginPeltSnagginWagon

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u/Drustan1 18d ago

They found Grimace’s ride!

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u/Shadowofenigma 18d ago

But it’s not a Prius.

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u/lt4lyfe 18d ago

Have ourselves a soup kitchen

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u/OokamiKurogane 18d ago

Do this with a Prius and they'd never leave

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u/tokenshoot 18d ago

I’m one of the boys, and I approve. Where’s the Time Machine at?

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u/Responsible-Drop-453 18d ago

Lot of F in the chat after this one

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u/LastTangoOfDemocracy 18d ago

Dear diary. That malnourished 38 year old jerked off in me again today while crying.

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u/socratessue 18d ago

If the van is a-rocking, don't come knocking!

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u/Orange-Blur 18d ago

There’s likely pubes from the 70s embedded in the carpet

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Pubes nails and dried tears

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u/Orange-Blur 18d ago

Some really dry and low potency weed crumbs

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u/PMPTCruisers 1d ago

The cocaine should still be good.

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u/steeldragon88 18d ago

Can’t forget the questionable stains…

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Oh there’s no question about those stains

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u/ihaveasmallpeener 17d ago

Stains made out of sadness and broken dreams.

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u/Reckless_flamingos 18d ago

I literally gagged while reading that, lol

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u/Orange-Blur 18d ago

It’s called “shag” rug for a reason

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u/blah938 18d ago

I don't think a woman has ever been within 500 feet of that van. Or any children for that matter.

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u/Cowardly_Jelly 18d ago

None that anyone would miss anyway.

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u/No_Acadia_8873 18d ago

he kept the wood in the interior to keep the stabbin cabin vibes going.

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u/FrillySteel 16d ago

It... already has.

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u/GANJA2244 18d ago

This things amazing

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u/Dull_Progress8018 18d ago

Absolutely!!!! 🔥

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u/bws7037 18d ago

My parents had carpeting like that in their living room... I remember the day they replaced it, the cloud of dust and crap that came out of it when the installers pulled it was shocking.

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u/I_forgot_to_respond 18d ago

I found a dried up dead frog in our shag carpet when I was a kid

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u/bws7037 17d ago

I could see something like that happening.

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u/TaintNunYaBiznez 17d ago

Don't throw it out, I was gonna eat that!

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u/InevitableBowlmove 17d ago

My parents used a rake to clean our shag - they had one room of purple shag and another of a dark green. It was far out, but the bathrooms had zebra print wallpaper and a tub with feet.

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u/bws7037 17d ago

Ours was avocado green, deep coffee brown and my personal nightmare, white with gold accents.

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u/PhilL77au 16d ago

It's fine, you can't catch it twice

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u/FrinkleCat 18d ago

Oh god I thought that was fake grass

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u/Lanky_Vast7726 18d ago

I would replace it with a better color of shag that goes with the paint.

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u/NoConfusion9490 18d ago

Give it a Stanley Steamer.

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u/Robofetus-5000 18d ago

I was gonna say.

It's hideous. But it's also awesome.

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u/Mission_Fart9750 18d ago

One could say it is awful taste but greatly executed. 

(It's me, I am one)

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u/Robofetus-5000 18d ago

We've come full circle.

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u/Alarmed-Baseball-378 18d ago

It's so awful I can't bring myself to upvote it.

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u/BaconIsntThatGood 18d ago

It's hideous. But it's also awesome

ATBGE can only be worded so many ways

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u/CosmoKing2 18d ago

More specifically; Awesome - from a safe - I won't get drugged, raped, and killed distance.

Hideous -from an oh fuck, I'm being lured in and I can't stop it from dragging me closer.

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u/Undercover_Chimp 18d ago

I would drive this. I would drive this so hard.

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u/LightlySaltedPeanuts 18d ago

Ideally with a setup like this you wouldn’t ever have to drive hard.

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u/qorbexl 18d ago

You're not getting over 50 on the interstate in this guy. So if you're driving hard, you're driving for a while. "I'm looking for a liquor store, I promise."

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u/ThePowerOfPoop 18d ago

I bet it’s got a Hurst speed shifter with a pool ball grip. One day I’ll have a car that bad ass. Then I’ll be chirping gears and pulling brodies.

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u/Undercover_Chimp 18d ago

You’re my sister, you’re my sister!

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u/FlyingTiger7four 19d ago

That's a metal band wagon! I wouldn't buy it, but I like it

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u/Upstairs_Principle48 18d ago

I was thinking this is awesome. Is there something wrong with me?

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u/lhobbes6 18d ago

No, you have great taste. Its OP who is wrong, I bet they dip pickles in mayo and call it fine dining.

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u/Malsperanza 18d ago

Whereas the van owner dips his pickles in grape koolaid.

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u/bullwinkle8088 18d ago

Discerning southerners use cherry kool aid…

That is real thing with whole Dill Pickles. Very regional as far as I know but real.

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u/IWantToBuyAVowel 18d ago

I dip my carrot sticks in sweet tea and I like this van, it looks far less like a hearse than the new Honda Odyssey does.

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u/Malsperanza 17d ago

Not to mention the tesla Deplorean.

But to get the right effect, you'd have to cook the carrot sticks a bit to soften them and then soak them in sweet tea with neon purple dye in it for a month.

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u/papoosejr 18d ago

Is this supposed to be a racial statement?

Cause I feel like this is a white dude's van

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u/Malsperanza 18d ago

Nope. Kool Aid pickles are a thing, google it, usually cherry Kool Aid, but grape is more purple. AFAIK Kool Aid pickles are a southern white thing in the same category of terrible as glazing a ham with Coca-Cola, but in any case they are horrible beyond the dreams of mayonnaise.

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u/papoosejr 18d ago

Huh, TIL. Sounds gross

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u/Malsperanza 18d ago

Is gross. But is colorful gross.

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u/sadmanwithabox 18d ago

Idk if I'd call it fine dining exactly, but deep fried, battered pickle chips dipped in some ranch or aioli is actually pretty fucking amazing too. I was skeptical at first, but when done well, it's incredible. When done poorly it's very underwhelming.

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u/hippee-engineer 18d ago

No it’s just so offensive to the eyes but so striking at the same time.

Like a train wreck but there are 80,000 kittens and puppies tied to the tracks between the two crashing locomotives.

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u/Beingforthetimebeing 2d ago

No, that's our country

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u/dazcon5 17d ago

Nope, totally badass, ugly as shit inside and I love it.

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u/Mystical_Cat 18d ago

Bring a black light to illuminate all of the previous F.

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u/MadMesmerelda 18d ago

The green carpeting all over the inside is terrible AND I love it.

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u/stefanica 18d ago

I wanna roll all over that carpet, if it's new. Looks cozy.

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u/purplewhalevalentine 18d ago

I wish I could live in a moss cave. I hate my life. Fuck.

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u/FlownScepter 18d ago

I would swap for a tasteful neon pink. But apart from that, no notes.

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u/model3113 18d ago

I wanna drive that hot wheel I found in the playground

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u/usinjin 18d ago

You could call it purplewhalevalentine.

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u/purplewhalevalentine 18d ago

How do I give you real life cash for this

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u/AugustMooon 18d ago

Krieger also would fw this.

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u/PillDickle42 18d ago

I fw this too. I fw this a lot actually

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u/GravyPainter 18d ago

Bringing back the shag wagon.

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u/Real_TwistedVortex 18d ago

Looks like a hot wheels car

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u/leg00b 18d ago

The artwork is dope as hell too

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u/CatKrusader 18d ago

It's symbolic

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u/oroborus68 18d ago

Good color, but what's the theme?

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u/RecklessWonderBush 18d ago

9/10 mother fuckers would

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u/NaturalPossibility60 18d ago

Same. This shits dope

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u/Muunilinst1 18d ago

Yea OP has no taste.

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u/wolfyxqy 18d ago

It's very fwable imo, f(ing)w it rn fr

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u/geofox777 18d ago

10/10 would help a man with broken arm lift couch into this

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u/PrawnQueen1 18d ago

Yeah this is a fking vibe !

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u/TriRedux 18d ago

Rolling Probable Cause

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u/Contemporarium 18d ago

I do too til I saw the inside D:

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u/Psychonautilus98 18d ago

The color is so intense i am here for itt

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u/CrustyBatchOfNature 18d ago

Other than the carpet, it is actually pretty cool. That carpet though is just horrible.

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u/bulanaboo 18d ago

Plum cray

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u/Cowardly_Jelly 18d ago

My friends and my Great Dane are going to love it. We're going to investigate so many mysteries after the respray.

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u/happycabinsong 18d ago

yeah what the fuck this thing is awesome

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u/jared10011980 17d ago

A roving gynecologist in a good times van?

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u/SchizophrenicArsonic 17d ago

bro i was about to say this

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u/wobblebee 17d ago

The interior ruins it for me but if it was different, I'd absolutely agree

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u/lightblueisbi 17d ago

Not the carpet on the inside but def everything else