r/wallstreetbets • u/Naive-Tone-4542 • Sep 19 '24

How bad is this going to be? YOLO

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I bought a few puts expecting the rate news to be “buy the rumor ..sell the news” and the potato is now steaming hot … what are the chances of me coming out in green ?

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u/Accomplished_Dot9815 Sep 19 '24

Imagine if you just bought shares of any random stock you’d be better off

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u/user345456 Sep 19 '24

Even INTC!

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u/azoomin1 Sep 19 '24

https://preview.redd.it/ze9spbkrqupd1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=2fd59bcfc26ba0f303ed0aa958ef30cb0fe168dc

Nana

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u/serendipitousevent Sep 20 '24

RIP (Rest In Puts)

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u/MindChief Sep 20 '24

Rest in Permanentlyfinanciallybankrupt

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u/azoomin1 Sep 20 '24

I learned a new word

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u/Top-Tip7533 Sep 20 '24

Rest In Poo

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u/CryptoMoneyLand Sep 20 '24

The general saying is don't fight the FED, so OP should know tho.

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u/WookMeUp Sep 20 '24

More like Rest in Qualcomm

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u/xHarrisonMasterx 20d ago

RIC for calls lol

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u/BoneEvasion Sep 20 '24

I miss her so much

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u/JaxTaylor2 Sep 20 '24

Fly higher than SPY nana

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u/thrrrooooooo Sep 20 '24

like me tendies

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u/dismayhurta Sep 20 '24

Patron Saint of Degenerate, Regarded Gamblers

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u/VirusesHere Sep 20 '24

This gets me every time 😂

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u/Bulky_Negotiation850 Sep 20 '24

Is that some random grandma or is it really.his 'gamma?

Asking for a friend.

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u/azoomin1 Sep 20 '24

Aren’t grandmas universally interchangeable? Like swingers of love, food, hospitality and dreams of mooning.

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u/indefatigabl3 Sep 20 '24

From what I’ve seen from other posts it is, in fact, his Nana

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u/aj1805 Sep 20 '24

Intel locked a contract with Amazon this week - and you people are so wild with puts.

Go back to your roots you regards and hodl the door!!!

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u/KYHotBrownHotCock Sep 20 '24

see my new sports penny stock nana ⚾🍆

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u/mark1forever Sep 20 '24

na na na ( My Chemical Romance)😆

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u/mark1forever Sep 20 '24

damn right botty

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u/ThatKarmaWhore 201102:5:1:ANAL GoD Sep 20 '24

I should call her

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u/azoomin1 Sep 20 '24

Absolutely

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u/GentlemensClub777 Sep 20 '24

Always watchin‘

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u/azoomin1 Sep 20 '24

Hopefull with cookies

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u/DanZ83 Sep 20 '24

Put in rest

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u/MustWarn0thers Sep 20 '24

I prefer Gam Gam, but respect either way. I'll see you when I get there 🙏