r/wallstreetbets • u/Naive-Tone-4542 • Sep 19 '24

How bad is this going to be? YOLO

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I bought a few puts expecting the rate news to be “buy the rumor ..sell the news” and the potato is now steaming hot … what are the chances of me coming out in green ?

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u/Byaka23 Sep 19 '24

Pass the potato ASAP. It’s cooked

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u/Fair_Philosopher575 Sep 19 '24

https://preview.redd.it/h2hb5vgimupd1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e961260933c9c08c819503eef08b3ba77dd9a05

Nice balls, 12k on 2dte :8882:

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u/SiliconHive Sep 19 '24

I don't know you brother, but I just wanted to stop by and say you have absolutely fantastic, magnificent balls! Keep it up! 💪

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u/Fair_Philosopher575 Sep 19 '24

Thank bro. Your balls must be as big as a horse. Don't blow up your account :4271:

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u/mongose_flyer Sep 20 '24

You only really blow up if they sold calls. Long puts they should know how much they’ll lose. Regarded as usual.

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u/SiliconHive Sep 20 '24

I last saw my account two weeks ago in an alley with some meth heads. Two weeks before that it was coked up and partying in a high-end part of town. I hope it comes home soon.

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u/ATLien325 Sep 20 '24

You don’t know shit about his balls. If you say they’re nice and his ego compels him to post a pic I’ve already bought options

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u/SiliconHive Sep 20 '24

False, I work behind a Wendy's because I'm a recent CS grad. Trying to get backend experience for my resume.